Chapter 2495: Application failed

The captain is still arranging plans to try to give play to everyone's expertise and advantages, while minimizing unnecessary time spent on the road.
"Captain, let me go too?" Wade saluted Steve like a soldier, then rubbed his fingers with a smile: "Look, you don't have enough manpower, and I am an extremely good servant. Bing, you know, suck!"
I don't know what was thinking of, but he just sold the headless machine Fury to Tony, only after counting a few stacks of bills, he saliva again.
Captain America took a look at Deadpool, and he was always wary of this guy who claimed to be the death knell cousin.
Not to mention anything else, this man just smelled like a mental patient, with the smell of urine and other excrement on his body, and it was like durian sauce heated in an oven mixed with rotten rat internal organs.
Listening to him again makes it more like a mental illness.
But maybe...
"It's not impossible to join." Steve handed the map to Bucky and asked him to arrange the details. He said to Deadpool himself: "But I have to ask you a few questions to determine if you can become our teammate. "
"I understand. Import and export animal inspections. You are worried that I will suddenly become a werewolf and kill you all. This is a reasonable suspicion. But can the temperature measurement step be skipped? I am not feeling well in the today, but if you If you insist, you can stick your finger in and be lighter."
Wade nodded repeatedly, he turned around, and was about to take off his pants.
Steve hurriedly stopped him, tripped the with his whip leg, and called the Falcon and Hawkeye to come over and hold his limbs.
"Pay attention to the language! It's not the kind of test, I just ask you questions!"
"A quiz game? Say it earlier, why do you need some hunks to hold me down? I thought you were going to grab my egg." Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief, and the white eyes on the mask also loosened: "It's straightforward. Ask or follow the process? I bring my own pen and paper, rocket pilot, can you take it out of my underwear?"
The Sam who was asked retched a bit and had a close encounter with Deadpool. I am afraid that only Steve's willpower can withstand it, right?
He and Hawkeye had just come into contact with this person. One press on the underside of the red and black uniform was bloody, and the smell was even more intense. It really wouldn't last long!
Steve knew he couldn't delay, and he couldn't stand the nausea. Deadpool was still writhing like a maggot, making the sewage overflowing.
"I ask you, what would you do if I wanted you, Black Widow and me to regain the headquarters of SHIELD?"
"Find the weapons depot first, then detonate the nuclear bombs inside, and send all the Hydras to the sky. As for the loyal ministers of S.H.I.E.L.D., as they were sacrificed to protect the earth, set up a monument for them when you turn back to the end?"
Deadpool gave the answer without even thinking about it. After finishing speaking, he blinked at the captain shyly, waiting for praise.
This is not the answer Steve wanted. He thought that mercenaries were still soldiers and could say ‘all actions are subject to your command’. He didn’t expect Deadpool to have such a strong subjective initiative...
But don't take this initiative!
He shook his head and asked another question: "What if you and the Iron Man and their technology team are asked to search and arrest the Skrulls around the world? This time, you are not allowed to use nuclear bombs to bomb the earth."
Deadpool opened his eyes wide, and calmly got rid of the shackles of eagle eyes and falcons through ‘molding’. He stood up and pointed to his bare, rotting chest.
"Nuclear bomb scrubbing the floor? Captain, do you think I'm that kind of lunatic?" He shook his head repeatedly, behaving very disappointed: "If I want to deal with the Skrulls, I will choose to find their queen first, and then completely her. We will make hundreds of episodes of a series of ethical dramas and broadcast them all over the world, so that all Scroo people will understand that I am their father!"
"I think this plan is good. It smells like a death knell." Tony nodded and raised a glass to Deadpool from a distance: "Speaking of which, when the equipment and transport I bought again are delivered, would you still be willing to play the leading role? Anyway, don't show me the finished product, I'm already cold."
"You also shut up." Captain America glared at Iron Man: "This kind of shameless plan! Is your plan to exterminate mankind? Oh..."
Thinking of the edited video of Deadpool and Aliens before, the captain finally couldn't hold it anymore. He retched and turned around, trying his best to calm the inner shock.
Bucky hurried over, supported his brother, and patted him the back: "Don’t get excited, Steve, or let him go out with me and Falcon to find LMD, yes, you have a plan for this. ?"
He asked Deadpool directly, hoping that he would wince, otherwise he wouldn't even think about any money.
But if you can understand the atmosphere, is it still Deadpool?
Even if it is an employer, Wade will not respect them, let alone the contract hasn't been signed yet.
"LMD, the full name is'Light must die'? Just kidding, I know you are talking about robots." Deadpool picked up the uniform on the ground and moved his arms: "Speaking of this, you have found the right person. I am an expert in dealing with robots!"
"Oh?"
The curious vision floated over, he wanted to hear what the experts had to say.
The red-faced robot didn't feel that he was strong or had any dissatisfaction. He just wanted to learn the knowledge to deal with Ultron.
Looking at the expectant eyes of everyone, the dead waiter revolved in place, looked around, then smiled like a of war, took out a piece of equipment from his trouser pocket and spread it out in the wind!
"Do you see this? With it, no robot can see me."
"...But this is just a cardboard box with red Fuji apples painted on it."
Vision tilted his head inexplicably, no matter how you looked at it, the empty box containing the apple was not something that could restrain the robot.
"Hehe, a pure robot, you don't know what Metal Gear is, so be optimistic!" Deadpool arranged several folded cardboards according to their positions, then squatted down into a ball and buckled himself with a cardboard box. The funny voice came from the paper shell: "How about? Am I invisible to you now?"
Vision looked indifferently at the cardboard box crawling around on the ground...
The robot turned around and floated away. According to the beautiful Chinese language he learned on the Internet, the performance of this mercenary is ‘mother’s mental retardation’.
Steve tilted his neck at Tony, meaning that now he needs to throw the garbage on the street.
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While the Avengers were meeting, UU read www.uukanshu. Com Rocky and Thor also counted the losses. They both leaned on the Destroyer's legs after the activation, and their faces were not very good.
"Sulter's crown is lost, the imitation of the Infinite Gloves is also lost, and the obelisk... If those are irrelevant, then the loss of the Evergreen Sword, I am afraid... ...."
Thor looked at his brother, hoping that Loki, who had always been smart, could have any idea. The explosion concealed all the clues. Now they can't even tell how many people have sneaked into the Golden Palace and where they went now.
Don't talk about them. Heimdall, who just came here, swore that he hadn't seen anything and that no one had crossed the Rainbow Bridge. This time even the bridge deck was checked.
Loki squeezed the bridge of his nose, and used the back of his head to keep gently hitting the destroyer behind him, as if the cold metal made him feel more comfortable.
The next moment, he froze, bounced like an electric shock, took Thor's arm and shouted:
"No! Go to the World Tree!"
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