Chapter 2524: Year-end

Peter merged with Jessica, and then handed the last villain who was almost successful, LMD, to the hair loss agent, with the excuse that he wanted to go home to sleep, and left alone.
Because the strange man in the headset asked him to act alone, he couldn't tell anyone about his existence, otherwise he would pretend to be Peter and send a confession text message to five ‘secret’ girlfriends.
This frightened the little insect, and could only obey the evil bat shadow.
After all, people just want him to take him on the patrol, not to do anything bad, there is no need to make trouble.
So he strayed out of the park by himself, squatted down on the roof of a building, and spoke with the headset on his ear:
"The rich man, I'm out, where are you?"
"Behind you."
A gloomy voice suddenly sounded, not through the earphones, but directly from the back of Peter's head.
The frightened little insect almost fell off the roof of the high-rise building, but was grabbed by the opponent and pulled back. He shook off the hand angrily and quickly nagged:
"Do you know that scaring people can scare people to death? Do you have no sound when you walk? And here is the seventieth floor! I decided to come to see the scenery temporarily, why did you suddenly appear behind me?"
"Because... I am Batman!"
So Sombra fooled him like this, without any explanation, except for the self-reported code name.
But Peter accepted the statement. He seemed to understand and nodded: "So you are Batman, not a laughing bat, right? What I said, your mouth has been slanted down, it doesn’t look like People who love to laugh."
"I never laugh." Batman shook his head, and also came to the edge of the rooftop and squatted down, looking at the familiar and unfamiliar New York: "The Laughing Bat mentioned before is the enemy of me and the same, one of mine. The evil twin from the parallel world, but he has been completely wiped out by the death knell."
Peter also squatted next to Batman, but compared to Batman’s half-kneeling B-shape position, he had his legs curled and his arms slumped between his legs, if he held another roll of toilet paper in his hand. , It looks the same as in'the what'.
"So you are testing me? If I secretly inform anyone of the code name of the Laughing Bat, do you think you can draw the death knell to receive you? You said parallel worlds, so you and him are in different worlds? Are you fellows? No wonder, man, he feels as dark as you."
Faced with Peter, who is so smart that he understands multiple settings, Batman shook his head and selectively explained one of the questions:
"All of you must be under the surveillance of the death knell. He knows me, and the satellite can see what I said to you on the street. I did this more to prove my mental state from the side. It was for the death knell. He did not come, and it also proved that other people are not on the earth now."
Peter hammered the palm of his hand with his fist, and pointed his finger at the sky: "Understood, you made a joke of'The Wolf is Coming' to'Big Brother.' Wait, maybe it's an immoral joke about making fun of the dead?"
"Let's go, take me along your patrol route."
But Batman stopped explaining, he stood up and hugged Peter from behind.
In the darkness, two dark figures seemed to be joined together, and the cloak covered their bodies...
"!!!"
The worm struggled immediately, and after getting out, he kept rubbing his arm and pressing goose bumps:
"You said you wanted to hire me as a tour guide. I’m fine, but I didn’t expect that you were looking for the kind of "tour guide"! Sorry boss, I don’t like men. Although you look handsome only at your chin and eyes, I No, maybe you can go to Deadpool and try, he is an old man when he speaks."
With that, Peter shivered constantly, while preparing to turn around and jump off the building to run.
"You're misunderstood, I just want to know what kind of world you see when you swing over the city from your perspective." Batman took a coin from his belt and flicked it to Peter: "Different worlds have different banknotes. , I’m afraid it’s not in circulation, but the antique is different. This is a Spanish silver coin that was not numbered in 1942. I checked it on the Internet and it’s currently worth $50."
Fifty dollars!
Peter's eyes lit up, his hands caught the coin tumbling in the air, and he quickly stuffed it into his pocket after making sure it was not chocolate.
Working in a fast food restaurant is only eight dollars for an hour, and patrols can’t be used for six hours, so I earn.
"Well, I can do it if it's just a tour guide. It's okay to do it with spider silk behind you, but you are not allowed to take the opportunity to touch my ass, let alone blow into my ears, and make a deal?"
He squeezed in place a few times and looked at the man carefully with big eyes.
"...I don't have any plans like that! Kids don't learn to speak from Deadpool!" Batman growled, and reached out his hand to hook the bug's neck. He was not going to hold it anymore. The kid is poisonous: " If my son said something like you, I would..."
Peter shot out the spider silk, his power is enough to easily carry Batman, even if the other party is wearing a heavy power armor like Iron Man.
"So what?"
"Nothing, first go to the most chaotic place in New York and take a look."
Batman turned the subject off. He came in'Battown Violence Armor' just in case.
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It seems that the mysterious man is really just here for sightseeing. Not only did Spider-Man take him on patrols, but he also personally practiced the different feelings of dealing with small villains on the streets of different worlds.
After discovering that Spider-Man is also a staunch follower of non-killing doctrine, Batman has a more favorable impression of this young man.
As stated before, after taking the opportunity to secretly record Peter's power level and travel speed, stealing dandruff as DNA data, and sampling the secretions of venom...
He stopped flying with the boy in his arms.
Originally, he could use the cloak and hook to glide, not slower than Spider-Man.
And what about the bugs who are unaware of those small movements? After discovering that Batman has so many fun props, he also has a good impression of this serious and dark man. He also makes small inventions himself, and today he has gained a lot of ideas.
After patrolling for more than an hour, the relationship between the two was considered to be friends, and the bug was also generous. He went to the gas station to buy two ice creams, and the two took a rest in the dark.
To be precise, UU reading www. uukanshu.com Batman doesn't eat anything outside, because someone always wants to harm him, and his one gave it to Venom.
"The man I saw in Hell's Kitchen just now is the punisher, a poor lunatic, with murderous thoughts in his head. I usually walk around him." Peter's venom suit automatically revealed his mouth, and he licked ice cream. , While introducing customs to Batman.
Today’s patrol was lucky, and it happened that the Punisher and Jin Bin’s men were fighting. The fight was as lively as a faction conflict in the Middle East, so it’s time to watch the gunfight.
"No one stopped him." Batman's characteristic dialogue, using declarative sentences to express questions.
"Everyone has a different way of dealing with crime. I don't kill myself, but I don't have the right to ask others not to kill. After all, I haven't experienced what others have experienced." Spider-Man shrugged. He didn't think it was strange: " The punisher also refused the help of others. If we were close at the time, he would even shoot at us."
"Well."
Bruce responded, not knowing what he wrote in the Spider-Man profile for 40K Earth.
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