Chapter 2846: Jokes and gifts
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
- 1441 characters
- 2021-05-15 12:55:17
Chapter 2846 Jokes and Gifts
Chaos Art Troupe
"You, can't you just play by the rules? You have to be so curious."
Su Ming shook his head and shook his head while inspecting the modified bat cave, talking to the clown swaying behind him, covering his mouth, in a tone of hatred for iron and steel:
"In Gotham, only uniforms are recognized. No matter who is under the mask, this is the default rule of the game. I said I am a plumber, but you have to see who I am. Now you have scared your teeth?"
At this time, the bat cave became the Pansidong restaurant. The clown didn't know where to get a lot of green and purple silks, decorated it all, and hung a beautiful curtain.
I also prepared a long table with candles and cutlery. The white tablecloth is very clean.
But the original Batman's things, except for the big dinosaur, are gone, and even the host of Brother's Eye is gone.
"Puff! Haha! Obviously you knocked it out!" The clown was very happy with his mouth full of blood, and smiled happily with a leaky voice: "I know who you are, this kind of cold joke style, you are the death knell Right? Interesting, there is still a mask under the mask, and you are like a riddle."
After speaking, he looked curiously at the heating steel pipe exuding golden light in the hands of the plumber, with electric current entangled on it, it was really fun!
"Where are Batman's things? I didn't come here to chat with you, and I don't want to worry about your nostalgia with him. What I want is all kinds of ‘metal’ and his collection of small inventions."
Su Ming knocked on the wall without turning his head, trying to find a hidden door that might exist.
He knows that the Bat Cave underground is actually divided into many layers. For example, the bottom layer is a prison, and there are also refrigerators and other equipment, but he doesn't know where the channel switch is.
"I didn't throw his things, they are all in the small holes here." The clown pointed to an abyss between the stalactites, which seemed to lead to the bottom of the earth: "You said he sold my home to me is one Kind of compromise, what does that mean?"
"It's not interesting, he is old, he needs time to choose an heir, and wants to pause the game with you." Su Ming came to the stalactites and looked down.
"No! I don't allow him to change!" The clown raised his face and bit his fist hard: "There is only one Batman, I don't want fakes! I must let him kill me before he retires!"
The purpose of the Joker has never changed. He wants to see Batman smile, even the relieved smile after killing himself.
"You go down with me." The death knell grabbed the clown's collar and jumped into the abyss. During the fall, he said: "If you have a better plan than opening an amusement park at any time, maybe you can name it ' Finally joking, isn’t it nice to leave the bat with a perfect smile before death?"
"Ha! Haha! That's right!" The clown twisted, as if he had an just by fantasizing, and saliva flowed out from the corners of his mouth: "I want him to remember me forever, just close his eyes. See my smile and follow me as an example! First I want to make him angry and kill all the people he knows?"
"You can try to use a road roller when killing people, it has a more visual impact."
Death Knell just made a suggestion in a coping style. He is really not interested in the timeline of the parallel world, especially this independent closed loop.
Because as long as you return to the normal Earth 12 time flow, what should happen will still happen.
"Well, road roller, then I need a very big one, the kind that can crush Gotham all into pancakes..." The clown really thought about it, and he entered into a fanatic personality again. .
As expected by the death knell, every Batman on earth suffers from squirrelism. Many of the things he collects are thrown into the abyss by the clown, piled together like at the bottom of this cave.
Just casually swiping his eyes, I saw a lot of kryptonite toys and a lot of equipment of unknown purpose.
Is it really necessary for something like bat snowshoes to exist? And what is the difference between the Bat electric toothbrush and the normal version on the market?
Pulling away the debris, Su Ming found the few props he wanted from the toy mountain. It was not something he could use, but something that the emperor couldn't get his hands on.
The first is N Metal. At this point in time, there is no dark metal event in the multiverse. Few people understand what N Metal does. However, Batman is a hoarder. He doesn’t know where he picked up Eagleman and The eagle's mace weapon, and the scrapped wings.
These are all N metals. If they fall into the hands of the future emperor, a small cosmic tuning fork can really be built if the trouble is not good.
Then there are the weapons used by the claw assassins, including equipment such as daggers and hidden swords. These are alloys containing amber gold and must be taken away.
The final machine made of promethium metal is not far away, so it doesn't need to be taken. The nature of promethium metal is very stable and cannot stimulate the power of connection or crisis. It is simply durable and not necessary.
Bat gold is the most active and darkest thing, but there is no such thing in this bat cave, and time has not yet developed to that point.
"I already understand how to play with Batman, then this amusement park will be given to you, and I will be away for a while." The clown took it out in his arms, and when he took out the handkerchief to wipe his mouth, he also took out a land lease. Ready to give this place to the death knell.
He was going to use his own death to start the last joke, leaving Batman with a smile that he would never forget, so he was very generous in preparing to give away these extraneous objects.
But Su Ming stopped him: "No, you can't go yet, because the most important thing is you, or your blood and the clown virus."
It’s not good to say that Bacchus gold is somewhere on Earth 12, but the clown himself is an active Bacchus.
Why did Su Ming play with him before, and talk so much nonsense with him, all to keep the clown with him temporarily.
"Oh? It seems that someone is coveting the treasure of the little bat~EbookFREE.me~ The treasure mentioned here is me."
The clown stopped, and his ridiculous leather shoes tapped on the slippery ground, beaming with joy:
"Then I have to see what kind of villain is going to break up Batman and me, and I hope his liver will taste better, hehe, don't get me wrong, I don't eat people, I just want to give the killer crocodile a gift. That The stupid man is too pitiful. The last time I drove through the triangle area, I happened to see him eating dead people's intestines in the small fence window of the sewer. It was like sucking spaghetti. It was too dirty."
"Suddenly? That's really dirty." The death knell nodded.
"No, I mean he was a bit dirty when he was eating in the sewer without washing his hands. As for the intestines, it was soaked green in the sewage. I think it is green food, hahahahahaha..."
When the clown took the opportunity to tell a joke again, he was really optimistic.
At this moment, the black lamp ring of the death knell suddenly glowed uncontrollably, and the air seemed to instantly become cold and thick.
"It's coming, you are also ready to fight, don't use the plastic flower on your chest, that is useless." The death knell said to the clown who laughed endlessly beside him, the black light started to work, then the emperor should also do it. .
"No problem, I prepared a good toy. I originally planned to show it to Batman, but now I will take it out and let it sun the moon. Oh, it was a good night. The smell of death in the air has become thicker. !!!"
The clown laughed, jumping sideways like a gorilla, clapping and jumping into the darkness not far away, screaming like a groundhog.
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