Chapter 2860: Test love
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
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- 2021-05-20 01:52:41
Chapter 2860 Test Love
"Tsk tut, look, Miss Cat, isn't everything now enough for you to see the facts clearly?"
At the same time, two people in the apartment rented by Catwoman in Gotham City were having a conversation in the dark. The man's voice sounded a little funny, accompanied by teasing cats.
Catwoman, who grew up as an orphan, loves cats very much, and there are many furry children in the apartment, but these cats have blown up their fur now, and the man sitting on the sofa keeps gnawing their teeth.
"It's just that he's worried about the city." The woman next to the window looked at the Bat fighter flying in the sky and sighed without a trace: "It doesn't mean you are right, Joker."
"Oh, don't you want to accept reality?" The clown is as comfortable as he is in his own home, sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs upright, and drinking tea with his orchid fingers holding the delicate teacup: "He wants to find me, and Not you, because I am more important to him than you! Hahahaha..."
The man laughed very happily, and even shed two tears. He was deeply moved when he saw bats searching for himself all over the city.
The sad Catwoman covered her chest, as if the previous gunshot wound was still in pain. She turned around and closed the curtains, flicked out the whip and flew the clown's teacup: "Damn it! I don't believe you! You! It’s just that I took my lipstick to do a little test on Batman, but it turned out that he didn’t see anything."
But the clown blinked his eyes, his pale smiling face in the dark seemed to be reflecting light, and then he heard a quick chirping voice:
"Oh oh oh oh, don't deceive yourself, Miss Cat, he can see that he doesn't even need any equipment or color cards. Batman is a master of lipstick. He has studied those red ointments better than anyone on earth. Why? Because I also use lipstick, he likes to study everything about me, and I made him..."
Carrying her whip, Catwoman couldn't help thinking of the clown's words in her heart.
Although he didn't know what the Joker did, he said that he left the lipstick at a crime scene. If Batman recognized that it was Catwoman's lipstick, then he had two choices.
Either give up the game with the clown to find the missing Catwoman; or ignore the message and continue to track the clown's traces.
It seems that he chose the second item, and Catwoman is also understandable, after all, she knows the twisted feelings between that man and the clown.
However, Batman did not expect that the Joker and himself would be in the same place. If he came to find himself, the game would end immediately...
This is just like a joke. It is Batman's pursuit of the Joker that allows the game to go on endlessly. The Joker only needs to sit here and arrange a joke to drive the hostages to death one by one.
And they don't actually need to die, the Joker said, as long as Batman finds himself, the game is over and no one will get hurt again.
Although reason reminded her not to believe anything from a madman, the Joker has always been serious about playing with Batman. He will not make a joke about it, because he wants to see the pain after the bat knows the truth.
"You killed me once, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, Joker, don't think we are friends." Catwoman put away the whip and turned her head again. At this time, a tall building in the distance exploded.
"Oh, I made a big hole in your chest. It's funny. You said Batman wouldn't hit me?" The Joker suddenly became pitiful, writhing and writhing in a worried look, but suddenly he laughed again. "Oh, I forgot, he was not angry at all, because I helped Luther and the death knell get the Laughing Bat, so he forgave me! You died miserably, but the matter passed, haha, you treat him It's nothing, you still want to marry Batman, hahahahaha...the best joke! Laugh! Why don't you laugh?!"
While talking, the clown who was still laughing suddenly became angry. He suddenly stood up and took out his phone to send a message to the laughing point. He asked her to kill another hundred hostages and let them put their heads in the microwave. , And then use the fire gear to collapse the brain completely, doing it in front of Batman.
The laughing point quickly replied with an OK plus a smiley face symbol.
Seeing the little yellow expression, the clown felt as if he saw the funny face with a smile point, and immediately felt happy. He retrieved his teacup from the cat again, and made himself a cup with a convenient teabag.
"You lunatic." Catwoman wanted to contact Batman and also wanted to subdue the Joker.
However, although the room is completely dark now, and through the moonlight outside the window, you can only see the existence of yourself and the clown, but the clowns brought by the clown in the dark are staring at them, and those monsters only make cooing sounds occasionally.
He is definitely not the opponent of so many professional assassins.
"Relax, smile, you are a catwoman, you have nine lives, I know you will not die, haha. I am a lunatic, I admit it, because everyone says so, because I always smile To the world." The clown took the rope of the tea bag and let it swim in the hot water, with big surprised eyes watching the brown spread in the water: "But what about you? Miss Kyle, has anyone told you that you are a fool? No , So you are the poorest woman in Gotham."
Catwoman was so angry that she sat down next to the clown: "Oh? Are you talking about where am I stupid?"
"Because you haven't figured out whether you are going to marry Batman or Bruce Wayne, ah, don't rush to refute me, saying that bats are laymans like Bruce, you and I know Ming, the things in that alley had already split Little Bruce in half. Come, you tell me now, is a woman who wants to marry two men at the same time, is she stupid or bad?"
The clown raised a finger and dangled it in front of the catwoman, as if waving a cat's stick, even the surrounding cats turned their heads as his fingers shook.
"It's probably because I'm a bad woman. In this way, you let all your subordinates withdraw. Let's stay alone for a while, and you will know how bad I am..."
The woman in the black leather tights stretched out a hand, sharp nails popped out of the gloves, and she licked the back of her hand.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The clown who heard this stood up, waved to the surroundings, and arranged his hair by the way:
"Okay, they are all out, come on, kill me, you just need to break my neck with your little paw, and you will lose Batman forever, so that you can be with Bruce, who is always glum after losing his parents ·Wayne has both stayed and flew. Congratulations! The premise is that he is willing to accept the one who becomes me. Braces, murderous lunatic, giggle...
Catwoman raised her hands, but she slowly lowered her hands in a moment of unwillingness.
She didn't dare to bet on Batman's attitude after killing the Joker, let alone try the power of the Joker virus. At the same time, she had doubts about herself because of a series of things.
Now, Selena doesn't know how important she is to Batman.
The clown on the side took a sip of tea, closed his eyes and sat back on the sofa, but seemed to see through her mind:
"It's so pitiful, where did the little wild cat in the past go? Oh, haha, she's dead! Ugh...but I have a way to test which Batman or Bruce loves you more, I want to try Is it good for you too, choose one of the two. If you can’t marry the person you love the most, it’s good to marry the person who loves you the most, right?"
"Impossible, you don't think I will listen to your arrangements, Batman will come to save me."
The catwoman who was fooled moved slightly, but she still turned around, trying not to let the clown see her expression.
"Oh? Didn’t Batman come late when I killed you last time? Remember? All he can do is put your corpse in the refrigerator and play or smell it in his spare time, trying to get it from Drawing strength from pain, you are a prop to him, an inflatable doll, no longer the Phantom of Gotham, not the thief, but a female corpse! It's just a female corpse!"
The clown who roared but suddenly became laid-back was not in a hurry. Instead, he turned on the TV and watched the news, watching how the reporters broke through the blockade of the police officers and went into the fire to take pictures of the corpses:
"If you want to hate, then hate Batman. I don’t care if you want to die again meaninglessly. But, do you want to live to be the richest man in Gotham? Money, a lot of money, is in the little Bruce’s account. Little Lailai and Little Green Man gave me a new toy not long ago."
Catwoman's ears moved: "What toy?"
"I don't know what it's called. It looks like a laptop. It's all things that scientists play with. I gave him a good idea, and he gave me this in exchange."
The clown watching TV knew that Catwoman had taken the bait without even looking away. He snapped his fingers and asked the Claws to bring the computer over:
"In short, you only need your bank account number, Bruce's secret private bank account number, and then I can turn you into a magic trick! The oversized one, hehe! Think about it, tens of billions of dollars, you can take them. Rescue orphans, help refugees, research drugs, and even invite the best mercenaries to kill me, whatever you want!"
"..." Catwoman was silent.
The white-faced madman scratched his green hair again and blew the water in the teacup: "Have you ever wondered? Why is Bruce so rich, but UU reading www.uukanshu.com is unwilling to use them to help the poor? Do you want to? Do things he can't do to prove his worth?"
"Why do you say that?" Selena felt a little bit out of breath, and the Joker had a lot of words as if it came into her heart.
She did have a bit of resentment, complaining that Batman didn't save herself in time last time, and that Batman made lunatics like the Joker jealous and turned herself into a target.
That's why Jason died back then, and this time his own death is like a repeat.
If Batman doesn't have any precautions against this, she doesn't believe it, smart people won't fall twice in the same place.
Maybe Batman had a back hand, but he didn't think he was worth the backup plan, so he watched himself die.
"Simple, do you think that after Thomas and Martha died, besides leaving little Bruce with endless pain, what else was left for him to inherit?"
The clown blinked his eyes quickly and innocently, showing that he had no bad thoughts, just to play:
"The answer is a rich legacy including the Wayne Group! But Bruce’s selfishness lies in Batman, which makes the bat not perfect. The Laughing Bat makes Batman in poor condition. I just want to play with the best Batman. Games, we are a win-win situation."
Luther's laptop is good. It turns on as fast as lightning. The clown awkwardly manipulated the touchpad with One Finger Zen, then put the computer on his lap and turned the screen to Catwoman.
That is a very simple window, two blanks are used to fill in two accounts, the next start button, and the cursor flashes in the dark...
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