Chapter 611: Busy Wade

The electric cable finally found a place to sit in the house. He didn't want to sit on the sofa because there were several pairs of red and black underwear on it.
Do you think it is Deadpool custom panties? Not at all.
Wade's underwear was bought in a small street-side supermarket, a big pack of ten dollars, forty pairs, all in white style.
Now the red should be blood stains, black...The black cord doesn't want to know what it is. These underwears don’t know how long they have been worn. They are hard in the air, and they stand upright like spike traps. .
The dust in the sun can be seen clearly, and they slowly fall on the sharp corners of the underwear.
"I thought you should move out at this point in time." Denso looked around, and simply sat on the dining table aside. Although it was a little greasy, it was almost as greasy as a sofa.
"I originally moved out, but Vanessa is not at home every day. At least there is Afu with me here. Sometimes loneliness can really drive people crazy. Can you see the loneliness and despair in my heart? Oh, little cable, you must not see it, I have always been like a sunny beautiful man."
"Don't call me a little cable, it."
"Why not? Scott and I are from a generation, you should call me Uncle, Um, Uncle Wade, it sounds good, some are like Uncle Sam, Ineedyou! How? Do you want to join the army? ?"
Wade didn't know where he took out a top hat with the Stars and Stripes painted on his head, and got up from the ground to make the action on the conscription poster during World War II.
"Wrongly, the flag on the hat is Cuban."
"Is there a difference? I love the United States, because the police here often arrive after a long time, but I also like Cuban cigars and passionate Latin girls with dark skin. By the way, we are rich now, and we go to Cuba to play How about playing? You seem to be a little older, but it doesn’t matter. If I paint you purple, both men and women will scream for you."
"Do you need me to remind you? It is during the Infinite War. All creatures in the universe have disappeared by 50%. We should go to Thanos to settle accounts instead of pretending to be Thanos and settle accounts with me, let alone me and him. It's not like it at all."
Cable stared at Wade blankly, looking at him with contempt.
Deadpool squeezed his chin and thought for a while. It seemed that there was something like this. The trip to World War II made him forget some things: "Yes, you reminded me, you killed Peter, you beast!"
"Say it again, it's Thanos, not me." Electric cable began to check his weapons, and whether Wade went or not, he had to act.
"You don't understand, you and Thanos are both played by Josh Brolin. I've seen a scene between you and the Scarlet Witch..." Wade winked at him and made it. Wiping a nosebleed, but soon came up with a new idea: "If I jump out of the script and kill Josh, you and Thanos will cease to exist. Are you willing to sacrifice for our world?"
Denso stood up and walked to Deadpool, looking down at Wade condescendingly: "I don't know what you mean by'actor stalk', but I do live alive, which is completely different from Thanos. Independent individual."
Wade wiped the saliva on his face, suddenly turned his hand back, pinched the two points on the chest of the electric cable, pinched like a bean, still making a "toot" sound in his mouth.
"The metal half of you actually has a'doorbell button'? How can this make me believe you are real? But I think Afu should not be able to distinguish the material of the button. Do you want to date her?"
Deadpool's roommate, Afu, is a great beauty. Of course, a premise needs to be added, that is, ‘sixty years ago’.
She is just an ordinary-looking black blind old lady.
It’s just that if you hear her full name, you won’t feel that she is so ordinary. Her full name is Ash El Al, and she is known as ‘Ail the Savage’.
She claims to be a former SSR field agent, participated in World War II, and once dated Captain America, and she really knew Peggy and Lorraine.
But Wade thought she might have been a Hydra before, a mutant, or a Kryptonian who smuggled over with her cousin, because he was sure that her eyes could emit red lasers.
Who believes ordinary people? With so many medicines under the floor, ordinary people should have ascended to heaven long ago to enjoy her dose per meal.
In order to keep her secret, Wade called her "Afu" and appointed her to be his steward. Of course, this was again his unilateral decision.
"Have you gone crazy? Now I'm going to Yankee Stadium to find Captain America. Are you coming?"
Cable had already lost his patience. He was about to leave Deadpool and do it alone. When Deadpool went crazy, it was really difficult to communicate.
"Okay, okay, to be honest, you don’t have a sense of humor. This will lose your popularity." Wade carried his double knives and put on his headgear again, nodding helplessly: "The taxi is right outside At the end of the street, my arms should also be in the car. The good news is that half of the people in New York have disappeared and the traffic situation has greatly eased. I want to maintain the status quo."
"But at least half of your mission goals and clients have died, which means that your income has also been halved." The cable pointed to the crux of the problem.
"Fuck! Take me to Captain America. I will use Thanos' headless body to extinguish the fire tonight."
Hearing that his income had been halved, Deadpool was more active than anyone else. He rushed out the door, and the cable couldn't even keep up with him.
In the deserted street, Indian driver Du Ponte was shaking his head and listening to classic old songs. The car used the "Daffodil Daydream" incense tablets produced in New Delhi, which made him immune to the smell of Deadpool, just as himself. Wandering on the banks of the Ganges.
Deadpool rushed over and pulled the car door directly to the co-pilot, panting violently.
"Huh... drive quickly."
And the driver looked at the electric cable rushing from the other side of the street, didn't the two of them turn their enemies into friends? How can you still chase down and kill Mr. Shi?
But he didn't think too much, but slammed down the accelerator, and the car rushed out like a rocket.
The cable could only stop, helplessly watching the taxi disappear on the corner of the street, desperately resisting the urge to give the car a shot.
The Indian looked at Wade, turned the steering wheel quickly with a smile, and talked to him in curry-scented English: "He was chased again, Mr. DP?"
"No, he and I belong together, but I am in a hurry."
"Ha, that's another relaxing day, huh?" Adu nodded a lot. He understood the idea of ​​Deadpool, rushing to get in a taxi, isn't it normal.
In the downtown area of ​​New York, this kind of drama is happening every day, and Mr. Deadpool wins his friend, which is gratifying.
"It's okay, the earth has lost half of the population, and the Spider-Man I like has also become fertilizer. I returned to World War II and made some money.....Forget it, talk about you, recently and Geita How's it going?
Wade rubbed his head, recalled what he had done, and then pointed to the position under the steering wheel, where there was a picture of a beautiful Indian woman.
Adu touched the steering wheel and skillfully avoided the empty cars parked on the road. The drivers suddenly disappeared when they were driving, and collisions caused by car accidents can be seen everywhere.
"After a car accident killed my cousin Bandu like a chicken, I kidnapped her like a real man according to the method you taught me. Recently, she no longer wants to run away or call the police. Those remote-controlled bombs you gave me It really makes people obedient."
"Good job, I'm proud of you, really, man, come on, give a high five."
Deadpool raised his hands and looked at the taxi driver with relief. At the beginning, he saw the young man trapped by love and kindly pointed out a way for him. Now he is living happily.
The driver directly released the steering wheel, high-five with both hands and Deadpool, smiling like a flower. He can control the direction of the car just like using his knees without looking at the road.
"So next, are you going to defend the earth?" After celebrating with Wade, Adu touched the steering wheel again: "I knew that New York suddenly lost so many people. It must be aliens. It's invaded again, what are you going to do, MR.D?"
"Wow, you are really talented. This time it was indeed a purple-skinned monster who looked like Bruce Willis to make trouble, but it's okay. Deadpool Master can fix him right away."
The white eyes on Wade's mask were all narrowed into a slit. Should I still go to see the Gunners and the Negative Sonic Girl Warhead first? It seems that it is still a bit close to rely on Captain America to face Thanos...
However, when the driver heard Deadpool’s answer, he didn’t doubt that he was there. Instead, he eloquently described the scene in his heart:
Then you will cut off the alien’s head, in his mouth like a toilet, and take his The corpse is chopped up and fed to the dog, and then the is burned to smoke bacon for him to eat?"
"Uh... I think you should lower your anti-hero level a little bit."
Deadpool used his thumb and index finger to make a small gap. Although his hands were sometimes quite dark, Adu's method was beyond the limit.
Because...is it a bit too to in Thanos’ mouth? This is sexual cue and SM, right? Fifty shades of gray are rated R, Deadpool still wants to fight for PG-13.
"Sorry, am I being too much?" The driver showed an awkward expression.
"Fortunately, next time you can say that you in the headless esophagus. As long as you don't pass through your mouth, it should not be sexually suggestive."
"Oh, it's really long knowledge to act with Mr. DP."
"It was fate that made us meet at the earliest."
"I thought it was a taxi app..."
"Ah... By the way, this business is not very easy to do. Thanos is owned by a woman, and his skin color is different from ours... Beat a woman, some people say you are sexist, but no Fight, that would be more discriminatory.....The opponent of the Panthers can be black, and my opponent is white every time, so will I be accused when I fight Thanos? Tell me to discriminate against foreign ethnicities? "
"No, MR.P, you are like my relatives. If someone sues you, I can testify for you." The driver pointed to his skin color. It might be fine to ask him to pretend to be a black.
"Thank you, Adu, but I have an idea. I have to go to the Steel Lux first. He is good at fighting women, and his skin is the whitest, so he attracts the firepower of public opinion."
Deadpool rubbed his eyes moved, and came up with an idea. Instead of looking for Captain America, he wanted to go to Xavier College.
Adu remembers Steel Lux. The metal guy took his car once, and the car was overhauled afterwards, but Deadpool needs help now, and he is obliged to be a driver and comrade.
He immediately began to adjust his direction, preparing to leave the city to go to the college on the outskirts of the city, and at this moment both of them obviously felt the back seat of the car sank a bit~EbookFREE.me~Wade, follow me. "
"Slade?"
It was Su Ming and his party who appeared in the back seat. The four huddled together. Little Lori and Xiao Zhengtai were temporarily stored in the border of in 1945, when there were only a few adults.
A few people crowded in the back seat was a bit choking, and it looked like the New York subway situation during the rush hour.
"Ah!" The driver was startled by the sudden appearance, and the car turned left and right as if drunk.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this is my cousin, he has never killed an Indian." Wade immediately held onto the steering wheel and comforted Adu.
"Then he is going to try it today?" Adusser shivered. Among the four people in the back row, one man and one woman felt very dangerous, just like predators at the top of the food chain.
"Should not?" Deadpool squeezed his chin, lost in thought.