Chapter 848: crucial moment

The rain was still falling under the influence of the earth's gravity, and it melted with more liquid on the ground. The crackling sound sounded like someone clapping in the ears, and it was like the roar of a pearl landing.
The Joker laughed beside Batman, rubbed his head with the barrel, and squinted comfortably as if itching relieved.
"Why is it so serious? Isn't it good to have a smile?"
He wanted to see Batman go crazy.
But how could Batman laugh, his heart had died with Selena's death, his brain almost stopped working, the past and the present overlapped infinitely, and he was immersed in his own darkness.
The Joker stretched his head between the faces of Batman and Catwoman, looked at Batman with wide eyes, holding the revolver in both hands, as carefully as a servant:
"Do you still know this gun? This gun is the one that killed your parents back then. It took me a lot of effort to get it. Today my fiancee died with the same weapon. Are you happy? Ah? Hahaha. ......."
Batman's pupils were dilated, he was seriously injured and he was hit by the Joker's new laughing gas. After that, the Du Lengding injected by the Joker was also specially fortified. The pain relief works quickly but has mysterious stamina.
Now he has completely fallen into the world of illusion, except for the dead relatives laughing around him, he can only see a gorgeous but abnormal picture.
A bat flew past him, but he heard it talking to itself quickly.
"Oh dear, oh dear, I am too late."
It said so, and while flapping its wings, it took a pocket watch out of its little vest and looked at it.
How can a bat wear clothes and wear a watch? Batman is very curious.
He jumped up to chase the bat, but it didn't stop at all, and flew straight to the rabbit hole under a big tree not far away.
Following the black trajectory in the air, he quickly got down and looked into the dark ground hole, and the hole was pitch black, and only heard: ‘Hehehehehe...’
Such laughter.
There seemed to be a door with a smiley face in the dark, with no lock on it, and it looked like it could be opened with one push.
He found that he had become smaller, or that the little hole just now had become bigger. He was standing in front of the door, and all kinds of relaxed and cheerful laughter came from behind the door, like a paradise.
Two voices began to argue.
"Go in, a beautiful world, no pain or darkness."
"Look back, Gotham still needs you, the world needs Batman."
However, the voice persuading him to leave is getting smaller and more misty, and his hand is uncontrollably resting on the door.
.........
The Joker curled his lips, Batman did not respond, which was not fun at all.
He wants Batman to hit him, hit his most painful place, make him feel pain, of course, he wants Batman to kill him most.
When we met, the clown said that he was here to help, and that was one of the few truths.
It's just that the way he helps others is hard to understand.
He tore Catwoman's body out of Batman's arms and threw it in the standing water beside him, while Batman was still kneeling on the ground with his hands in the air.
The clown rolled his eyes, cleared his throat, and combed his hair in the rain to make the curly hair like crisp noodles appear more submissive.
He pretended to be restrained and made an act of accepting the invitation, slipped into the void, and lay comfortably in Batman's arms.
"Smile, Batman, laugh, am I not funny? Ahahahaha..."
However, except for them, there is only heavy rain. Now Batman is in chaos again, and the whole stage has become a one-man show.
The Joker put his head on Batman's lap and closed his eyes comfortably. He reached out and mischievously touched the huge bat emblem on Batman's chest as if he wanted to take it off.
"There used to be an old madman named Nietzsche, and he said:'You have fought the dragon for too long, the dragon has become too long, stronger, more evil, more profound, and more beautiful at the same time', do you know him? He also said, "When you stare into the abyss, you can only see the abyss looking back." Remember?"
Batman: "........"
"I am accustomed to treating all things and experiences with enthusiasm, happily and kindly accepting everything I encounter. But you are always so serious, always so aloof, and incomprehensible about anything. OMG ! In many cases, you are too depressed and become the dregs of virtue after sublimation!"
"......"
"If someone wants to get love and hatred from you, even if he does his best to provide everything he can... But do you feel it? Maybe, you never show it! Just like you Love is not deep, hate is not deep! Just like your hypocrisy and fragility in this respect, this is a problem.
"......"
"I won't be surprised, because your love is unnatural, and your hatred is incomplete. Hey,'don't say' is a kind of hard work. Your patience is always a bit showy, exaggerated, and pretentious. But I Your sincerity is completely shifted by your subjective judgment, do you feel it? You are real and natural only when you are completely peaceful and quiet now."
"......"
"Your soul that shines in everything but always feels very dark, it certainly doesn't know how to affirm, nor how to deny...They don't understand you, you never like to give orders and never want to bear it. So many responsibilities, the day you will live in Crime Alley forever, but now the gun is in my hand."
The Joker was very dishonest. While pulling the hair of Catwoman's body with his muzzle, he used his fingers to outline the totem shape on Batman's chest.
He closed his eyes and a drunken smile on his face. He just said what he wanted to say, whether Batman heard it or not, it has nothing to do with him.
I don't know how long he lay down, the Joker opened his eyes and saw Batman still looking at himself motionless.
The rain falling in the dark sky around him gradually grew bigger and bigger, and it shattered on his shoulders and top of his head. The rain that smelled of fish and chemicals was good rain.
While counting, the clown fired four more shots at Catwoman's body, with the last bullet in the revolver.
He took it in his pocket, took out a handful of military morphine, and inserted it near Batman's wound without seeing the amount.
Then he stuffed the revolver into Batman's hand and pressed the muzzle against his chest.
"Then I choose to give it to you now." Seeing Batman seem to be half-asleep and half-awake, the Joker decided to give him back: "Kill me, yes, pull the trigger and kill me! Hahahahahahaha Haha! It is me who made you!"
If a person wakes up in a stressful environment, he will often make a sudden rush. Batman is no exception at this time. He is also a flesh and blood body. Without willpower, he is the most vulnerable.
"When you wake up from your dream, when Alice wants to catch Mr. Rabbit, your little finger will pull the trigger. Yes, just kill me like that, like a robber who killed your parents, I Just like killing Catwoman, you can do it too. It's very simple."
And then, the Joker will win, and Batman will become real.
Similarly, this is the battle plan that the Joker thought of. When he and Batman are in the same body, the Laughing Bat must not be their opponent.
The laughing bat of the dark multiverse? What does it count in front of the new laughing bat in the main world? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
After that, he also twisted his body to adjust his position, to make the bullet avoid the ribs, break his heart, and let the toxins in his blood and life volatilize perfectly and be ingested by Batman.
He wants to be part of Batman.
But the bat had better fly fast, it is always cold with rain monster, he doesn't like rain, he can catch cold.
Just as the Joker waited for Batman to wake up while humming a little song, he saw that the skin under the mask twitched.
Oh? Are you coming?
The clown squinted happily and straightened his chest.
"Boom! Bang!"
The gunfire rang.
But the clown was not hit, there was only one bullet in the gun, and there would be no two sounds.
Batman's shot only hit his leg, and the Joker was shot out before Batman subconsciously made a fist.
His purple suit slid far on the ground, as if the top of his head had been slapped flat. He held his head and staggered to his feet, just in time to see Halle retracting his golfing action.
Halle put Dorothy back on her shoulders and sighed in disappointment: "Oh, grounder."
It turns out that at the most critical moment, Halle and the others arrived in time, and the little madman will always appear at the critical time at the critical place.
For her, she doesn't need to act fast, as long as she appears on time when she should appear.
She is always on time.
The way to achieve a surprise attack 100 meters away from the end of the street is also very simple. She asked Crush to lift herself up, and then threw it towards the Batman Joker who hugged her together.
Crush inherited the power of the violent wolf, and Hallie was also very slim.
Although it looks like a teenage girl, it is a little weird to lift an adult easily and fly like a cannonball...
But this is Gotham.
Everything that happens in this city cannot be seen with normal eyes.
Halle’s usual gymnastics exercises allow her to adjust her posture and seize the opportunity in the air, just like an actor performing trapeze in a circus. This is just a basic skill.
When she flew over the head of the clown~EbookFREE.me~, she swung a big wooden hammer. Dorothy was a cork hammer. Compared to killing people with it, Hallie wanted it to be a musical instrument. I like the sound of a big mallet hitting someone's head.
So it hurts Dorothy to hit someone, but it is rarely fatal.
If she wants to kill, she can use bombs, guns, and poison. She is not Wonder Woman, so why use cold weapons?
So Halle flew like a wedge under a beam, and knocked the Joker out of Batman's arms like a stake, and slid a long way out on the rainy ground.
This principle is a bit like a Newtonian pendulum. Halle transmits the force to the Joker through the gavel, while she stays in place and stops posing, and then she sees Batman shoot her thigh.
Okay, this welcome is a bit too warm, Halle is a little embarrassed, but it's not a day or two for bats like to self-mutilate, she just sticks out her tongue and licks the corner of her mouth, it is still interesting for Gotham.
It just so happens that the Joker and Batman seem to be over, now it's Halle's turn~!