Chapter 709: Uncle Gun is dead (for votes)

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"Come and have a drink."
In a rental house in Huahai City.
The two middle-aged men were wearing T-shirts, wearing flower pants, and holding Erlang's legs with sandals. They had already drunk darkly and knew nothing.
"Shuang, this youth conference was really well held. The competition was very exciting." A foreign man, with a beard and a scum on his face, casually holding a bottle of Erguo and blowing, said drunkly, "The competition is beautiful, wine and wine Strong enough. "
"Look at the game and drink a little wine, the most enjoyable thing in life is nothing more than that." The middle-aged uncle of Huaxia collapsed on the sofa in a paralyzed manner, with a comfortable and refreshing posture, said with a hiccup. "Xiao Feifei, sometimes think about it. No woman cares about it all the time, but she is quite at ease."
These two, of course, are Yan Zun Cao Cannon and Bright Pope Philhos, especially Pope Bright. These days they are mixed with Cao Da Cannon, and they will soon be assimilated. The appearance and posture are even that of Cao Cannon. With seven or eight points similar.
The seats, chairs, and trash bins were filled with debris from various snacks and empty wine bottles.
"Ben, the emperor has never been married and doesn't understand women." Pope Guangming's eyes were dizzy and he shook his head. "But to be honest, I have been dealing with all kinds of major issues related to global safety over the years. , Really comfortable. Old gun, this emperor really envy your life. "
"Well, that's of course, how much the Lord has lived freely this day? Even if I were an emperor, I wouldn't change it." Uncle Cannon said to the Pope Guangguang on his shoulders, "You are too laborious I do n’t know how to enjoy life. "
"Who, who said I don't understand life? Drink ~~" Pope Guangming's eyes were dizzy, and he touched Erguotou with Uncle Cannon, and he blew down half a bottle again, shaking his head and saying, "Old Cannon, no food. . Or you can buy some at the market. "
"Oh, draw a fist." Uncle Cannon was also drunk and said with a grin.
"I'm a guest, not to mention the last time I went, this time it's your turn."
"Okay, okay, I'll buy it." Uncle Gun scratched his head, pulled out his phone, and started playing.
"What are you doing?" Pope Guangming wondered.
"Do you not understand Earth Turtle?" Uncle Cannon said with a scornful expression, "People who come out of a small place, they have little knowledge. Our fast food delivery business in China has reached the peak of the world. The degree of convenience is not something that you, a rural turtle, can understand. "
When Uncle Pao spoke, he poked the screen with his finger and muttered to himself, "I'll search, come to the service, fast food."
"Do you have a door-to-door service? Don't you say it sooner?" Pope Guangming also raised his in disdain. "It made me run so many trips to the vegetable market."
In fact, both of them have already drunk almost.
Originally according to their strength, even if they drink tons of tons, they will not be drunk. But what's the point of drinking like that? As a result, they agreed that they can only rely on their physique to carry it, and cannot use energy to disperse alcohol in the body.
In this way, Rao was so terrified that they were drunk with a lot of Erguotou.
Uncle Pao was too lazy to take care of him. His eyes lit up and said, "I found it, and I came to the service to serve fast-food calls." He said that it took a lot of effort to get the call out.
"Hey?"
A whispered voice came over the phone, "Excuse me, can I help you?"
"Yo, this little girl's voice is pretty good." Uncle Cannon narrowed his eyes and waved his phone at Pope Guang brightly, then said in a clear voice, "Cough, little sister, I'll call you, it must be called Home service service to deliver fast food. "
"Uncle, are you going to eat fast food?" The voice is even more sweet and sweeter, "but I suggest you, the night service is more intimate and cost-effective."
"Inclusive of nights? Do you offer night service for on-site service? How many times can it be delivered?" Uncle Cannon asked with a look of uncertainty.
"No matter how many times, as long as you eat well, giggling ~" A series of charming laughter came from the phone, "Of course, the price of night package is slightly more expensive."
The bright Pope on the side grabbed the phone and burped, saying, "Then it will be night. My brother and I haven't been so hi for a long time. We must stay up all night. Whatever the price, as long as the on-site service is good enough.
Under the poor pope's crown, he really didn't want to go out and buy wine and vegetables when he was drinking very high.
"Oh, there is still an uncle Thao." The voice on the other end of the phone was so greasy, "As long as you eat well, we don't care."
"Can't eat, can't eat, who are we?" Pope Guangming patted his chest, "This is a good quality."
"Okay, are you two?" The girl said sweetly. "Then we will come to four people to serve you, to ensure good service, let you know the taste of the food, giggle."
"Yes, that's the way it is." Pope Guangming looks like a large-scale cow-breaker. When he put on the show before, there were dozens of people eating a meal to serve, what are the four?
"Uncle, what kind of costumes do you want?"
"Clothing props?" Pope Guang said with a stern expression, "What do you mean?"
"Oh, uncle, you're good or bad." The girl said, "It's those stewardess suits, OL uniforms, students, etc."
"Then it's all set." Pope Guangming doesn't understand, but that doesn't prevent him from showing off large sums of money. "It doesn't matter if the money is good, as long as the service is good enough, the dishes are satisfactory."
"Well, leave the address, we will arrive within half an hour, as for the dishes, make sure the two uncles are satisfied."
After leaving the address.
The two uncles continued to drink together, and the bright Pope said with emotion, "Old Cannon, your China country is developing very fast. This is really changing with each passing day. Even if you come to give you a fast food, you can stay overnight. The service can also provide different clothes according to the aesthetics of the guests. This customer service is really good. "
"That's of course, we have too many talents in China, and the competition is fierce." At the same time as Pao Shuhao's strong words, it is also a bit of an awkwardness. Has the competition for the fast food industry this year really turned to such a degree?
It doesn't matter, it's not his treat anyway.
The two let go of their thoughts together and began to drink again.
Maybe the Pope ’s tone was too loud, and within half an hour the doorbell rang, and the Pope ran to open the door, and then his eyes widened, looking at the four flowering branches, the girl smelling of perfume We all walked in line carrying a box.
"The two uncle bosses are good." The four women shouted in unison.
The Pope of Light was frightened and secretly gave a thumbs-up to Uncle Cannon. Hua Xiaguo is now a real cow.
"Okay, don't waste your time, hurry and serve." Pope Guang felt that he couldn't disgrace the Europeans, waved his hand, and said majesticly.
The headed girl was frightened by the room pattern and chaos, frowned, and said weakly, "This foreigner uncle, according to the rules, you have to pay first." She was also afraid of these two drunken, ugly The sloppy uncle lamented the debts and didn't justify it.
"It's okay." The Pope of the Light waved their hands, and a stack of banknotes came to their hands. "Hurry up and serve. If your service is good enough and the dishes are good, look back and reward."
The four girls holding a stack of money are dumbfounded, right?
Then they looked like chicken blood, opened the box and changed their clothes, and said, "Two uncles of the trenches, the four of us are out today. Don't treat us like humans. , Eat as much as you want, as many times as you want. "
"Hello, what are you doing?" Uncle Gun and Pope Guang seemed to feel wrong, and stared drunkenly. "This is too shameless.
"Ouch, you two uncles are pretending to be pretend." The girls giggled and changed their clothes quickly. There are flight attendants, teachers, and even a policewoman.
Then, under the dumbfounded eyes of the two uncles, they yelled and flew up.
What the hell!
Uncle Pao and Pope Guangming looked at each other, this situation seems wrong? Where are the postures of these girls, as if they came to give them fast food, clearly they came to eat them.
Is it possible to see that they are handsome and handsome, and fast food delivery has become a robbery?
Then the two started running in a messy and cramped room.
"Hey, don't mess up, we can't be like this." Pope Guang shouted in panic, dodge.
"Oh, you're so good at playing uncles of foreigners." The girls couldn't laugh, swooping their teeth with their teeth, "So you guys like this one? It doesn't matter, our sisters can do anything."
"Xiao Feifei, the situation is wrong." Uncle Gun felt something was wrong, "said scalp numbly, we seem to have made the wrong call."
"Ouch!"
The Pope of Light stumbled under the feet and was directly thrown onto the sofa by two girls.
Uncle Cannon was too immobile to drink, and could not mess up with these ordinary people, and was even thrown to the ground.
The four flowery girls were chasing with a smile on their side, "Uncles, you can't run away from our devil's claws, you might as well obediently follow us."
Uh……
Uncle Pao and Pope Guang looked at each other from afar, and they couldn't help it.
Just when they were going to stun these four girls, so as not to lose their fame.
Suddenly!
The door of the rental room was kicked open, and several sturdy men rushed in, shouting with documents in their hands: "Police swept the pornography, all crouched on the ground with their heads, and took out their ID cards."
Sweep, sweep yellow?
Uncle Cannon fainted, didn't he? Obviously just a fast food ...
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