Chapter 15: 015: Host, you want to go to heaven (3)
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The Empress’ Livestream
- Quick-fried Mushroom
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- 2021-02-25 11:43:41
Chapter 15 015: Host, you want to go to heaven (3)
When the system is so tired, there is such an unruly and brutal host, it is mad.
Actually, it is very skeptical now, Jiang Yanji entered the harem, really will not turn the emperor's harem into his own?
The thought of Jiang Yanji wearing a queen suit later, holding his wife left and Jiu Jiu right, Jie Ling gave her a lame leg, and the beauty peeled her grapes. The emperor crouched in the corner like a quail without a bite ... … The whole system is bad ...
System: "No, you can't hide your daughter's identity all the time, otherwise how can you enter the palace, how can the palace fight?"
Jiang Yanji's eyes darkened and he asked tentatively, "Gong Dou is important?"
System: "I'm Gongdou Live Broadcasting System, do you know what is the key point? Otherwise, the popularity will be serious ..."
With that said, the sound of the system was silent.
Jiang Yanji turned his eyes and said, "Must fight the palace?"
The system is decisive, "Must!"
It suddenly felt that having a host who was too opinionated was not a good thing, and was irritable.
"But there is no necessary logical connection to my inability to recover my daughter ..."
system:"……"
What does the host mean? Do you want to be a girl and be a man?
Host, you are going to go to heaven with a sky monkey!
Faced with a system with big brain holes, Jiang Yanji frowned slightly, with an indescribable irritability and aversion in her heart.
The ancient times are tens of thousands of years apart from her previous era. Although her cultural courses are not very good, she also knows that the women of ancient times are sad and pathetic. This broken system made her one of them. Is her brain healthy?
If it was the price of her resurrection, she would rather cut her neck with a dagger now, who it is looking for and who it is.
Palace fight?
Women in this era, no matter how high they are, how to climb upwards, such as the so-called ultimate goal of the system-the queen of the world, which is plain, the queen is in front of the scene, and the back is not to bend his knees to the only man in the inner court Worship?
Jiang Yanji glanced at him and said to him, "System ..."
The named system is inexplicably cold.
"I don't know what little ninety-nine is in your belly, but I have understood the truth since I was young. There is no free lunch in the world. I don't know what you want from me, and I can't take you now, but I can Decide on your own life. "
The system was silent, she continued, "You need live broadcasts to build popularity. I can help you, but only that. We can be partners, but I hope you don't be smart and don't step on my bottom line."
The system swears that Jiang Yanji is definitely the most difficult and stubborn host in his system career.
In the future, I will never look for this savvy, stubborn, violent, and changeable, transversal host!
It is still a native indigenous girl, Meng Meng.
"Besides I hate prostitution, I hate others for threatening me to do what I hate."
Therefore, if the system annoys her again with what the palace fights, she will really find a way to teach the other party an unforgettable lesson.
This time, the system's turn is as quiet as chicken.
After a while, its electronic synthesizer was a little more aggrieved, "It ’s not intentional ... other people assist the host palace victory, which is originally the responsibility given to others when they are born ... if the host does n’t like it, it ’s a big deal. The broadcast is ready ... "
Instead of being moved, she snorted, "Don't be malicious, your voice can make your ears miscarry."
system:"……"
day!
Don't stop, believe it or not, your mother has cursed your life to be a single dog forever!
Jiang Yanji with his hands around his chest, lying halfway on the main seat, seemed to take a nap, but actually repaired the system inside.
When a group of noble girls saw that she had no intention of moving, they looked bitterly, and looked away from the corpses on the ground.
Nowadays, the prevailing atmosphere in the foreign territories is prevailing. Things like tables and chairs have also slowly spread to Dongqing, but they are only popular on the ground floor. Stubborn gentry gatekeepers still like to adhere to the ancient system and are more comfortable sitting on the floor.
Can't they lie directly on the ground?
Tables and chairs were occupied by some corpses, and for a time everyone didn't know where to rest.
The oil lamp was burning in the room, so weak that it seemed to go out at any time.
Nowadays, although the grass-eating warblers fly and the willows and flowers bloom, the weather at night is still very cold.
They didn't bring any warm clothes, they were scared for a day, sleepy, tired, cold and hungry, not to mention how uncomfortable.
But it doesn't work without rest.
A few brave ones, holding back the numbness of the scalp and the tears in their eyes, kept working together to move the bodies of the gangsters who occupied the tables and chairs to the ground.
Just make up for the night, it is estimated that someone in the clan should be sent tomorrow.
"You are clothed, and I'll move these bodies out and find something to eat."
Those people thought they were moving the body lightly, but Jiang Jianji heard it, and his voice was too loud.
She is energetic and has a special way of adjusting her breath, which can drastically reduce the time required, so she has a good spirit now.
Throw the animal skin cushion on the theme to Wei Jingxian them, and said, "The animal skin is not very good, not soft enough, and the taste is a little big, but at this time, it can still keep warm and use it first. I will move some firewood over, Burn a fire to warm ... "
When a consensus was reached and there was no conflict, Jiang Yanji's face control problems were committed again.
Looking at a group of little girls who were less than fifteen years old on average, she was so angry and funny.
What vomit with them?
"Hmm ... who wants you to be kind ..." The former noble girl who retorted Jiang Yanji whispered in a low voice.
Jiang Yanji shrugged, without the image authentic, "Frozen precious little girl, I'm afraid your elders will come to me to settle accounts."
"Rogue!"
Now when I am a good person, when I was a sweet date and a great threat, why can't I see the gentleness?
"No, this is fickle, this is the talent of a woman, at least to prove that my gender is the same as yours."
In order to bury other people, she can cruelly hack herself.
"Now there are a lot of wild beasts in the mountains. There are so many hungry wolves. Don't run around in the house. I'll get some food and come back."
In front of the crowd, Jiang Yanji dragged the two corpses in one hand and bumped the wreckage into the corpse's clothes, pretending to be thrown out the door.
Therefore, noble ladies are confident that even if they are old and gray-haired, they will remember this night.
A lot of chopped firewood was piled under the eaves outside the bandit's house. Jiang Yanji simply dug a pit in the hall where the ladies were located with a dagger, then helped them set fire, and told them how to add matches, and be careful not to let the fire go out And don't burn the house.
"But you're so thin?"
Wei Jingxian looked at her with a blouse and a spring shirt, too few.
Jiang Yanji said with a grin, "Is Jinger going to undress me generously and help me two?"
Wei Jingxian's face changed, and she took a sip. "You're so unruly, it's better to let the bear blind man sting away, so that you don't hurt people."
Rejected, she was unhappy, so others couldn't be happy.
Jiang Yanji stepped out of the door and shrunk back, turning his head and smiling.
This article is completely overhead, with various elements of the dynasty mixed, non-serious ancient sayings, literate authors of science monks urge QAQ
Jiang Yanji (meaningful laugh): Undressing generously
A counselor (without lover's face): Such a protagonist eats jujube pills
(End of this chapter)