Chapter 1586: 1586: Sassy Words
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The Empress’ Livestream
- Quick-fried Mushroom
- 1323 characters
- 2021-02-26 12:43:47
1586 Chapter 1586
Sao words return to sao words, Ou Huang really met with Yang Si, can not put out a fart.
"Slaves have seen messengers."
Upon his arrival, the emperor gave Yang Si a great gift, trembling, pitifully, making Yang Si think he was terrible.
"Do you know what I call you for?"
Yang Si's eyes were as cold as water, and he didn't deliberately use pressure to oppress people, but Ou Huang felt that it was scary. This was like playing a mobile phone by a high school by the window. Head straight into the forehead from the soles of your feet.
"Hidden rules?" Ou Huang was terrified and emotionally nervous. When he realized what he was saying, he changed his word quickly. "Slavery doesn't mean that-I mean, I ... slavery doesn't Know what the messenger called the slaves to do ... "
Yang Si listened indifferently to Ou Huang's lame speech, claiming to switch seamlessly from "slave", "me" and "slave family".
Ou Huang was too nervous. As a otaku who had just graduated from high school and entered college for two months, he blushed when talking to girls. I dare to say anything sultry across the Internet. I really have to face to face. I can't get a fart for a long time, and it is weak and pitiful.
Yang Si also found this and simply got up and walked to Ou Huang.
Ou Huang was afraid to look at Yang Si, her head was slightly lowered, her eyes were staring at Yang Si's socks, and she secretly said that she didn't smell any feet?
Yang Si didn't know the empress of Ou Ou's heart. In front of five million salted fish, her two fingertips touched Ou Ou's neck, her fingers slightly twitched, and her neck had a cyan pattern. Before he responded, Emperor Ou seemed to be a cat stepped on his tail and instantly exploded.
The barrage between the live broadcasts exploded, and Jiang Yanji, who was far away from Zhanjiang Pass, also revealed "Death Gaze" to Yang Si.
"You, what are you doing?" Ou Huang grabbed her plaque in one hand and her neck in one hand, her cheeks spread, her eyes were reddish, she was clearly dressed as a married woman, and her undressed girl was exposed. Coquettish, he loses his voice, "How dare you subscribe to labor!"
Yang Si glanced at his fingers and stunned, and then sneered loudly.
"It's not known whether you are a man or a woman, I'm a hidden rule?" Yang Si is not a fool. When he contacted Ou Huang twice about the tone and context of the hidden rule, he roughly guessed the meaning of the word "hidden rule". What it is--hum, it's mostly a matter of three inches below the umbilical cord, for men and women.
Although settled now, Yang Si was also an old driver when he was young. What Yan Shouhuan has not seen?
No matter how bad his taste is, he won't look after a married woman?
"To be honest, why did you mix in Yang Tao's house?"
The more the person who loves to laugh and behave like a man, once he laughs stubbornly, the pressure on people is also strong.
Emperor Ou looked at Yang Si like this, almost crying, especially when the dagger in his opponent's hand was still around his neck.
"What are you doing? I didn't mess with you!"
Yang Si sneered and spit out two words, listening to Ou Huang stiffened.
"Mountain ghost."
Ou Huang lay on the ground, Yang Si's dagger was on his neck, the back of the neck was facing Yang Si, the blue tattoo was particularly eye-catching.
"This should be the sign when the mountain ghost possesses the mortal body, right?" Yang Si brushed his finger over the skin without any bumps, as if it was not stabbed by external forces, but more like it came out from the inside out. "You I do n’t care how the mountain ghost loves messing around. I ’m kind of you before. I ’m kind to you. I ’m not going to do anything to you because of this kind of kindness. However, you have to explain why you came to Yang Tao The purpose of this. Do you not know that Yang Tao wants to surrender our Lord? If something goes wrong at this time, how many twists and turns will there be? "
Both the Emperor and the salted fish in the live broadcast were terrified by this change.
Sure enough, crossing is not a good job. These ancients are more elaborate than one. In comparison, Yang Si is more like a mountain monster.
Driven by a strong desire to survive, Ou Huang stuttered and said, "I'm really not malicious, I'm still stupid, I am a big man, my girlfriend hasn't even caught it, and I was actually treated as a baby bottle by a baby ... I It's a big loss. I'm not a nurse. "
I knew this, he might as well sit in front of the computer and continue playing his gossi, and the spit teammates are better than being suckled by the little fart.
Yang Si: "..."
Letting go of the dagger, Ou Huang looked like a forced good woman, and Yang Si's brain hurt.
"I met three mountain ghosts in total, the first one would be shipbuilding skills, and the second one would be very good at stitching. What would you do?"
Faced with such an inquisitive question, Ou Huang's glass was broken.
He knelt down with a thump, a grieving grievance expression, "I admit, they are all big brothers, but I am just a rookie, but my milkman is a good thief and my four milkmen are proficient. If you are my Goushi teammates, I can take you up to 12 stages. "
Yang Si: "..."
"Twelve paragraphs?" He froze after analyzing the words of Emperor Ou, struggling. "It's just ordinary men and women who can't practice ascension."
He also heard that the "mountain ghosts" also had high and low points. Most of the first two were successful in some way. In front of this ... probably Yang Tao's son could bully him. Thinking of this, Yang Si felt dull and uninterested.
However, the "mountain ghost" is so simple and harmless in front of him.
Thinking of this, Yang Si began to murmur in the stomach and murmured black water.
"Not to say that mountain ghosts are rarely present, why do you have mortals one after another?"
Ou Huang sweated coldly, biting his lower lip and wondering how to answer. If he answered incorrectly, he might pit the latecomers.
Yang Si is too shrewd to lie.
An intentional rhetoric, a guilty conscience, and Yang Si's rhetoric were simpler than eating and drinking. After a while, Yang Si knew from the other side that the "mountain ghosts" did not appear in groups, appearing every seven days, and randomly attaching a living creature.
"There are tens of millions living in the world, and there are countless other living creatures. Why did I run into three mountain ghosts in a few months?"
Emperor Ou said bitterly, "Probably because you are so lucky ..."
The Emperor Ou who ran into Yang Si was really unlucky, especially because he was so unlucky at home.
Yang Si asked, "When did you have this person?"
Ou Huang glanced at the time and said, "an hour ago."
He possessed one person on the seventh day and six hours at a time, and Yang Si silently wrote down the time and law.
"You have to walk on the earth, and it is not convenient for you to take care of it, but there is one piece of advice to keep in mind-" Yang Si looked cold.
"What advice?"
Yang Sidao said, "I don't want to do something that hurts my master and hinders my dominance."
Ou Huang was silent.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Rongrong also has the attributes of a loyal dog.
The anchor is really an enviable woman.
Yang Si sneered, "You can't hide the tattoos on the back of your neck?"
Ou Huang was confused and could not understand what Yang Si said.
Yang Si: "..."
Did he threaten the air?
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(End of this chapter)