Chapter 1717: 1717: Unbearable Pain in Life

Chapter 1717 1717: The Unbearable Pain of Life
[One House]: How easy it is for a woman to have a child. It's as simple as pulling a thick pile of shit. Ou Huang, are you right?
[Xiaozhuer]: Big European baby, the child who is born is more intelligent, you can bear it, can a big man be more painful than your wife and your mother? Having a child, shouting is like killing a pig. It's so embarrassing now, I won't be able to do it later.
[Let's have a glass of ice wide music]: Hahaha, Ou Huang is indeed a fountain of joy. I was desperate just now and wanted to close the live broadcast room. I didn't expect it ... Hahaha, I didn't expect this product to be a maternity in production, oops Mom, I know that gloating is wrong, but allow me to be happy before I confess myself. Did the Emperor Ou feel that this was particularly thick and could not be pulled?
Ou Huang ’s famous quote from the
Beijing No. 1 Playboy
is [Just having a child is like pulling a shit. The women who say it ’s pain are all pranks. There are so many broken things in my mother ’s life. Born ... She's gone without giving me a son].
This remark not only annoyed all female netizens, but even a group of male netizens were ashamed of having such a Shabi among men.
To say this is to stand back and talk without back pain, if you have the ability to experience it, then beep!
As a result ... emmm ... Ou Huang won the bid.
He was fortunate to stand out from the millions of sentient beings, became the new emperor of Europe, and obtained the qualification to experience the birth of ancient pregnant women.
When he first crossed the road, he felt a little drowsy, his body seemed to be drained, and a sudden pain that was unbearable from his life passed from below to his body. As his consciousness became clearer, the pain he felt became deeper. In the end, he couldn't help it, trying to grasp the source of his pain with his hands. One grab ... his palm touched his round and tight stomach ...
A round and tight stomach?
Aware of this, Ou Huang suddenly struck a spirit, and her mind was completely frightened.
He noticed that the body was sitting on the bed in a semi-sitting position, with two white, flowery, slender and well-formed legs widening to the sides.
Ou Huang looked down, and found that his round belly obstructed his sight.
Haven't eaten pork and watched the pig run, this posture is clearly a production stalk often used in costume dramas!
Ou's first reaction was to beat her belly with her hands.
What a broken crossing, Ta Ma Hang, who wants to have children ...
It's just that his physical condition is not so good. His actions did not affect the child. Instead, he caused a stronger contraction, which made him cry. At this time, a middle-aged woman who seemed like a midwife hurriedly said, "Mother, don't waste your energy now, your baby is too big, and the time of production is wrong ... You can safely produce according to the slaves!"
Before Emperor Ou had time to refute anything, the midwife ordered someone to put something in his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue when he was in pain. At the same time, he ordered two powerful servants to set her up and squat, while explaining, "Slave There are not one thousand or eight hundred births for delivery. Many farmer women will squat like this in order to produce smoothly during production. This will make you stronger. Let ’s slow down first. Wait for a while. Encourage you to give birth to your child, and you follow the words of the slave ... "
So Emperor Ou was forced to go to Liangshan by a housemaid, maid, and midwife ... No, it was forced to have children.
But, where is the child so easy to have?
Before Emperor Ou came, the mother had already spent most of her energy, and the whole person lost her consciousness with pain.
The arrival of Ou Huang injected new vitality into this body, which was enough for Ou Ou to support the fetus.
This body will probably thank Ou Huang for her efforts, but Ou Ou himself ...
His inner madness scolded him, but his body was stunned by the maid's misunderstanding that he was in pain.
For the first time, Ou Huang saw how terrible the strength of a woman who worked hard all year round. Two people held him left and right. How he struggled was indifferent. His stomach hurts. The lower part is the same as being cut with a knife. This process made him worse off.
Seeing that the emperor was somewhat negative, the midwife immediately encouraged him with words.
Finish the birth early and suffer less. If you don't, you will end up with two lives!
While emperor Ou brushed her tears, she was screaming madly and screaming, and her teeth almost broke her mouth.
He thought he could end the pain by exerting himself. He never expected how long the labor process would be, and the feeling of chopping meat with him always accompanied him. Because he is Ou Huang, the system has a protection mechanism for Ou Huang, so he wants to faint in the past is a luxury hope.
[Yu Yingying]: I know that pregnant women are suffering. This serious scene should be blessed, but I really can't help it. The thought of this body's soul is that dog coin scum man, I couldn't help laughing when I hid under the cover to watch the live broadcast, smiling happily.
[Sigh of the old person]: Well, this is too thick, and Ou Ou will not leave a psychological shadow for a lifetime?
[Cooled cold]: What is it to leave a psychological shadow? It's best not to lift it in a lifetime, don't come out to harm the innocent girl.
Ou Huang is a fountain that brings joy to them.
However, the Emperor Ou hit a shot.
The live broadcast room is the only program that people around the world are paying attention to. The Emperor of Europe is equivalent to making his own name on this global platform. Whoever mentions him in the future, sees him, the first impression is-oh, it was the scumbag who had a live broadcast child.
The salted fishes were as happy as the New Year. For a time, related hot search once again achieved the full-screen domination, and the server crashed immediately.
After numerous battles, both large and small, he thought that the face of the apes who had gone through hundreds of battles turned black.
Jiang Yanji asked her to bring her a plate of seeds. Every time Ou Huang squinted his eyes in pain, and humming in pain then twisted a whole face, she bit open a melon seed. Therefore, as soon as Wei Ci came in, he heard that his protagonist was clicking and squeezing the seeds, and the corners of his lips raised a pleasant arc.
Wei Ci asked, "Can the Lord have a happy event?"
Jiang Yanji laughed, "I heard that Xichang Diji is finally giving birth."
Wei Ci looked surprised, and it seemed that Xichang Diji had not been born yet. It's been more than half a month since it was time, right?
"This time is wrong!"
Xichang Emperor Ji is An Xiao's sister-in-law, and the child in the belly is his posthumous son.
The protagonist of the family wants to use the mother and child to show their kindness. Neither Xichang Emperor nor the child can be involved.
Being born so late is mostly problematic.
Jiang Yanji said, "Who knows, I'm all right."
According to her inference, ninety-nine percent of the children in Xichang Emperor Ji's abdomen were not the species of An An.
The code is over, (
3 [▓▓] goes to bed, and I will have to catch the high-speed rail to Beijing tomorrow.
That phone number has been retrieved. When I heard the phone call, I was immediately moved to tears. The baby must remember the service password of this number this time! !! !!
→ _ → In addition, you guessed Xichang Di Ji at once, which made the baby feel bad. Is my brain hole inferior to yours?
(End of this chapter)