Vol 2 Chapter 57: 1 billion head

"Hey! Please pay attention to me. Your drool is on the screen of your phone. Your saliva can flow out through the mask, which is disgusting." Li Kang knocked the deadpool and recaptured it. Cell phone.
　　 smiled cheaply, and opened a dozen jokes in a row.
Li Kang didn't show weakness, but returned to the Deadpool, but Li Kang thought about it, he decided to go to Dr. Destruction overnight, and set a trap for Wan Ci Wang, a terrifying mutant, not a trivial matter, although the big policy has been Confirm, but the details can't be vague, and the problems caused by the deadpool also need to be solved.
　　 For example, the deadpool was on the only big bed in the room, and it was with urine. This bed must be replaced, otherwise it is impossible to sleep.
"Hahaha... It turns out that this bed is not a bathroom. I'm sorry. I made a mistake. I'll go find someone to change the bed. You wait here obediently. Do you understand? All the questions are there. Your good brother is waiting to solve it, you just sit here as your uncle, eat a piece of tiramisu~, drink coffee, this is a good thing, I have never eaten such a delicious thing, you try it soon Right." Deadpool put the rest of the tiramisu in Li Kang's hand. He opened the door, and he hadn't stepped out with one foot.
"Boom!" With a loud noise, Deadpool flew out with smoke, his body hit the wall like a cannonball, and made a sound of bone cracking. He was slowly like a mural. Slipped down on the wall.
　　 Outside the door, the old butler with one arm was holding a laser gun, and a ray of laser flashed at the muzzle. There were four guards armed to his teeth behind him.
"Dear distinguished guest, I'm so sorry. We just grabbed a Hydra man. He confessed that he bought an assassin and wanted to be against you, so I came to the rescue. It's so nice that you weren't injured. This brings people to clean up the pile of garbage." The guard behind the one-armed old housekeeper passed Li Kang and dragged his chest through a big hole in the room. This was the deadpool's once again treated as garbage.
　　 "Please let him go, he is my good brother, not an assassin, everything is a misunderstanding." Li Kang rubbed his temples, and said a little bit angry.
"It turned out to be a misunderstanding, I'm so sorry, I don't know what's inside of it, but I hurriedly hurt your friend..." The one-armed butler looked down at the dead waiter, and the big hole in his chest was still infiltrated by Yinhong Liquid, he couldn't help frowning, "Your friend seems to be dead, but you can rest assured that we will hold a grand funeral for him."
"Wow...oh... grand funeral, it's great.. I always wanted to have a grand funeral, I don’t know if there is a girl at the funeral, I always like Scarlett Johansson, please be sure Let her come, I’m going to dance with her, I’m going to dance on the grave, bang times... bang times... bang times... beat times... can you arrange it?" Healing, soon the internal organs and bones inside the big hole healed themselves, and the skin was quickly repaired. He jumped up suddenly, covered the crotch with one hand, and danced a frivolous riding dance.
　　 One-armed old housekeeper had a look of surprise in his eyes. He deserved to be the deacon of the ruined castle and immediately calmed down and bowed slightly.
"Since neither of them is okay, that’s the best. The host is worrying about the guests. Please come with me. As for this .. friend, you can take a rest in the room. I think the host will call you soon. "" The old housekeeper said to the deadpool.
"Hahaha... This is not okay. You must not believe it. The bed in the room has a large amount of urine. The smell is too unpleasant. I can't rest at all. If you don't believe it, you will definitely feel like Stallion-like male hormones, yes! That's the man's urine in the man's urine, it's my deadpool urine, hahaha..." The deadpool raised one hand, Li Kang patted it in coordination, this provocation The drama, the two have performed countless times before.
　　 "... Then I will arrange for you to change the room." This time the old housekeeper was really stunned.
"No, we both have to see Dr. Destruction. This matter is related to the purpose of our alliance, oh... yes, that agent Hydra, you let him pay the Deadpool account first, and then let it go He, I know why he came." Li Kang reached out and turned the old housekeeper's body over to let him lead the way.
The Deadpool followed him and kept talking about strange things. He used to be a nonsense, but now he talks more, and he often talks about meaningless things. Speaking in the air, the author said: Some people say that your update is too slow, then you will watch the American drama secretly, be careful I exploded your chrysanthemum with a big gun...well, you can do it, my big gun is hungry I'm so thirsty...
Li Kang thought for a while, and didn’t understand what he meant. Maybe something strange was really incorporated into the mind of the Deadpool, but since the Deadpool is staring at it, no matter what the bacteria Whoever he is, he is dead, but the deadpool is cold.
Instead, he admired the old housekeeper more. Li Kang knew the words of the dead waiter. This guy did not leave his old line of business in three sentences. Every sentence must have feces and farts. However, the old housekeeper could bear it without any expression, so he urged this concentration. This old housekeeper with only one arm is also a personal thing.
The hall was brightly lit, and Dr. Destruction sat steadily at the end of the long table. The eyes behind the mask were good to stare into the distance. No matter what he was thinking, he must be planning something grand, and his thoughts were never It will be confined to this small country in Eastern Europe. Latvinia is too small for Dr. Destruction.
"Wow~! I finally saw the real person of Dr. Destruction," Deadpool suddenly crossed the old housekeeper, and the wretched little ran to Dr. Destruction, reaching out to touch Dr. Doom's head, but his hand was shot by a force field. Fly, he rubbed his wrist, and said, "Oh my god, it's really not worth a billion-dollar brain~EbookFREE.me~ Actually, I'm curious, how did you offend Nick Fury? ? He offers a billion rewards to your head."
　　Dr. Doom has been keeping monitoring, knowing the general situation, he suddenly grasped the dead waiter's wrist with lightning, turned his head to look at the dead waiter, and said word by word.
　　 "Because I liberated Latvinia!" Dr. Destruction then released the deadpool and returned to his original sitting posture.
"Liberation? Hey.. man, don’t you know that you are a dictator? Isn’t it too shameful to use the term liberation? I don’t mean anything else, just wondering what makes you feel like you are a liberator Well, generally it’s not you who are overthrown, is that called liberation, isn’t it?
The Deadpool said without knowing it, he pulled a chair and squatted beside Dr. Destruction.
　　 Li Kang slapped his head, this guy really was a dead expert.
"Latvinia was originally ruled by a pro-American brutal king. He betrayed his own nationals, sold precious minerals to American companies at a low price, and implemented ethnic cleansing and fools policies internally. Before I overthrew him, there were only three One-fifth of the country has electricity, and the road coverage rate is less than 25%. The number of illiterate people in the country reaches 85%, of which 70% of the population is starving."
"In the three years of my rule, all unequal treaties have been abolished, the mineral income has been returned to the state, the grid and road coverage have reached 100%, and now less than 5% of the population is illiterate, the people of the country have enough food, and Under me, there is also the House of Representatives ruling the country. If they no longer love destruction, they can vote to oust me at any time, so look more with your own eyes and listen to less prejudiced reports in the Western media." Dr. Destruction said quietly.
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