Vol 6 Chapter 16: The spring of the deadpool is here again

The soldier walked into the doorman's room next to it, and soon came out.
"This gentleman, you two come over to register the information, and then just follow the receptionist."
After finishing speaking, the soldiers returned to their positions at the door and continued their day's work on guard.
Li Kang and the dead waiter walked to the doorman's room. An old man drinking some inexplicable pink drink called to them and said, "The boys come here, I will not eat humans, I will ask you a few questions. , Just answer it."
Li Kang nodded and came to the old man in front of him, "Although we said yes, we must answer truthfully."
The old man hey smiled and said, "No need, see the camera above? Someone is monitoring you, they can see if you are lying, according to your physical characteristics, the question is not me to ask, and They asked, you just look at the camera."
This has a little bit of high-tech meaning. On this green planet, Li Kang has the illusion of returning to the earth, and there is a familiar taste everywhere.
He raised his head and looked at the camera, and there was a noticeably distorted sound from all around the room, "Hello, please tell me your information, where it came from, to the purpose of Tyra Star, why should you meet our general, please be truthful Reply."
Li Kang cleared his throat and said, "My name is Li Kang."
"Okay, the answer is the truth, please continue."
"I came from the earth, and the main purpose of coming to the planet Terra is because I observed a very terrifying thing. The universe is now facing life and death. As a very ordinary member of the universe, I have an obligation to the most powerful in the universe. The Justice Corps reported on this matter, and although it was a bit shameful to say so, it really didn’t know who else to find."
"Well... the data is a little bit wrong, but it’s harmless. It must be your touted us. Some words are insincere. This is a common thing. The rest of the things you say are true. I understand. Go pick you up." The voice said kindly.
Li Kang had to sit down and wait. He secretly exhaled for a long time. Fortunately, he had practiced magic and had far more control over his body than ordinary people, otherwise he might really be confused.
After about ten minutes or so, someone knocked on the door twice, followed by the door and opened it. The person was a very beautiful blond Tyra woman, she was in her twenties, tall, taller than Li Kang and Deadpool had to be taller, at least about one meter and eighty-five, plus the high heels on their feet, the height was even more terrifying. A pair of beautiful legs were white and white, and the deadpool's saliva almost came out.
This figure is placed on the earth, absolutely supermodel has not run away.
The appearance is also very outstanding, not to mention the deadpool, even Li Kang was swept a few times by those radiant eyes, and also felt warm.
"Kang, this beautiful girl is so tempting." The dead waiter murmured Li Kang's back.
Li Kang was desperately pressing the gun, and he pretended not to care, said, "Calm, we haven't seen any big scenes, this is a trivial matter."
The dead waiter despised, "You have a family and a business, Wanda is so beautiful, you certainly don't care, I am a single dog now, have you ever seen a husband who was abandoned by his wife because he is too handsome? There is one in front of you. God Kang is good at you. I know you are the best. Help me talk and get the contact information down for me."
Li Kang was originally reluctant to do this, but he couldn't stand the dead waiter. The goods are a hardcover chase girl. In this regard, he has a perseverance.
Li Kang had to talk to the beauty of Tyra, "beauty... er... hello, is the general ready to see us?"
Beauty Tella turned back and smiled to Li Kang, "Of course, otherwise you won't be let in. Your luck is good. The general has just spoken to the new star Centurion Master. The Centurion Master is also your earthman. He is a big hero."
Li Kang saw that the beauty of Tyra was cool, but she was very kind when she talked, and she felt like there was a drama. Then she asked, "This is great. In fact, all of us on earth are very heroic, like me. Man, his name is Deadpool, but he is a superhero with extraordinary abilities."
The beauty of Tyra glanced at the deadpool curiously and said, "Really? To be honest, I thought he was your follower, and it looked unremarkable."
Li Kang laughed, "I said he was ordinary? I have no other meaning, but his ability is very strong, he can live forever and recover from multiple injuries, is it very powerful?"
The beautiful Tera glanced at the Deadpool again and murmured, "I will never die? I heard the Centurion Lord mention it. There is indeed such a brave warrior on earth. Even the Centurion Lord mentioned him, Very admirable, could it be you?"
Fortunately, there is a mask, otherwise you can see the dead man’s sullen expression now, and Tyra’s beauty must not take care of him, and the dead waiter murmured and said, "Of course! The earth...no! The most brave warrior in the universe is me. , Do you know what my name means? The guard of the of death! Even the of death cares about me, because I send too many bad guys to hell, and those bad guys will be scared to pee pants when they mention the name of my dead waiter. ..."
Li Kang pinched the deadpool fiercely in the back, and it was okay, but what kind of swearing like shit, urine, and fart can't be poured out. No beauty likes this topic.
But Tella’s beauty didn’t show an unpleasant look, but she felt very interesting,
You guys are really rude, we Tara stars are all polite, they are all politicians, boring literati, and so on. Mercenary is a merchant of graphs, not as interesting as your people on earth, my name is Sarah."
Li Kang rolled his eyes and said of course that you are called Sarah. The name Sarah is going to be bad.
The Deadpool quickly held Sarah’s small hand in his palm, pretending to be a gentleman, kissed it gently, and then took off his mask, showing a disfigured face, "Sarah, I have to confess something, I 'S face is disfigured. I know I don't deserve you, but I'm really like dating you. If we can, it would be better if we could get married."
When Sarah froze, she thought for a while and said, "Your face is not a problem. The centurion told you how you fight bravely. It's normal to get any injuries. Our Terra is the most prosperous in the universe. I’ve seen strange aliens in a commercial center, and you’re nothing like this. My last date was a Beishimen star. They are a group of space zergs, each of which looks like an insect. Again, I don’t mind dating you, but getting married... I’m sorry, I don’t understand what that means.

Li Kang was afraid of talking about death servants and helped to explain, "Marriage is when two people make a vow to stay together forever, love each other, and have monkeys together."
Sarah pursed her lips and said, "Marriage... sounds like a very primitive relationship, I'm sorry... Maybe that's your relationship with the earth, but on our planet, we haven't been married long ago This concept, similar concepts I have seen in ancient books, we Terrans can have many partners in their lives, this is completely free, and our children are born through biotechnology, not original Means of pregnancy~EbookFREE.me~ That's too inconvenient."
The deadpool quickly said, "Then we won't get married, it's good to just date."
Sarah handed the Deadpool an electronic card, "Then come to pick me up when I get off work tomorrow night."
The Deadpool asked strangely, "Why? Can't it be done tonight?"
Sarah haha ​​said with a big smile, "Of course not, I will make an appointment with someone tonight, tomorrow night, you are so good, you can definitely make appointments with other girls, oh yes, I heard that your bones are special, what is it? Wrapped in metal, right?"
The Deadpool shook his head quickly and said, "Of course not, how can human bones be covered with metal."
Sarah nodded and said, "I don't think this is true. Centurion adults like to deceive people the most."
Li Kang finally figured it out, and after a long time, the girl in front of him regarded the deadpool as a Wolverine, and the new star Centurion said it must be Wolverine.
It's cheaper deadpool, this spring of goods is here again!