Vol 6 Chapter 126: Invitation from the White House (5)

Every time he wants to use Deadpool, Captain America has a heavy sense of guilt. Deadpool has the same admiration for himself as a fan. Not only does he not meet some of his requirements, but he also designs him.
Tony saw that Captain America did not pick up the stubble, he rushed forward and said, "Actually, your medal has already been made, right here, but as you know, we are always busy... Those badass, Thor and Hulk are missing again, we are even more busy, Black Widow and Eagle Eye are always missing, Black Panther has a country to protect, Ant-Man needs to study his high-tech, recently Ortron has come out again He is busy, and all of us are too busy to die, just like a little boy who entered the playground, intellectually wants to stop and rest, but the body does not allow it, so I have not been connected with you."
In fact, they are hiding from the deadpool. Every time the deadpool comes, they all know that they don’t even send real people, so they send Friday to send the deadpool away. I don’t know if they can fool them.
The Deadpool hammered his palm hard, "Yes, I also pay attention to your actions. The world is so uncomfortable. I think it is time for me to do my part, although I have not officially joined, But I think I am already a qualified avenger. I slaughtered a group of Hydra agents a month ago and killed almost 100 people. Don’t thank me. It’s my personal good to be a good person Hobbies, it is my honor to make every contribution to our Avengers, but every time I say I am the Avengers, the bad guys will laugh at me, and I really hope to have a formal identity ."
Tony smiled uniquely to the businessman, "No problem, the badge I promised last time has been brought."
Deadpool opened his eyes, "Oh... the Avengers badge, the last thing you gave me seemed not very easy to use. Someone told me that it was bought from a toy stand, and I said it was bullshit. It's a very simple mechanical failure. Brother Tony is close to me like a brother, so he won't lie to me."
The one I gave to the Deadpool last time was really fake. Although I didn’t buy it from the toy stand, I did order it online... It’s a high-end product, which is enough to be fake.
Tony smiled, "Yes, we are closer than our brothers. This is a special medal I designed for you. Put it on."
The medal was with Captain America, and he took it out and sent it to the deadpool.
"Deadpool, since you are a brave warrior, and you can maintain a clean heart, which meets the recruitment requirements of our Avengers, I specially awarded you this Avengers Medal, please use it, it is not just This medal is also a communication device that we communicate with internally. The way the Avengers fight is that teams work together, so timely communication is very important."
"Wow, it looks so sacred, I feel like Panda Abao, do you know Panda Abao? It's the big fat panda in "Kung Fu Panda", of course, my figure is much better than him, I am My small body is all exercised in the gym. The key is to make a good bottom plate. Look at Jin and the fat man. Squatting in the gym every day is ten times more than mine, but he is still a fat man with all the muscles. Workout is gone..."
"Enough!" The eardrums on Captain America's ears hurt, letting the Deadpool keep talking like this, he could talk all day.
The mouth of the Deadpool is easy to open and difficult to stop. Captain America ordered him to shut up. He still said it for a while before shutting up.
"That's it," Captain America said. "We are all very professional superheroes. Can you understand the responsibility on your shoulders? If you say the wrong thing, it may lead to the death of innocent people, so we never talk nonsense."
The dead waiter raised the double thumbs, his mouth closed tightly.
Tony whispered, "Steve, we have to open his mouth."
"Tony, you're a bastard!" Captain America took a deep breath. "Of course, it's not a time of battle. We are friends. We can communicate normally without sign language."
Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief, "I exhale... I'm suffocating me, I feel like I've spent 10,000 years under water. I really admire those people who are silent, how can they hold their breath for so long."
"Uh... I think they may breathe through their noses, as long as you are willing to try it well, you can do it," Tony said with a smile.
Captain America doesn’t want to talk nonsense,
Let’s get to the point. In fact, this is the case. You may already know that we are in trouble now. You may have discovered that the earth is now being claimed by a group of people who claim to be the divine undead universe. Intruder attack."
The dead waiter gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, this seedless locust is from the cancerous universe. I know them. During this time, I was in space and I have been dealing with them. You don’t know, captain. This group has no heart. The Reipi running dogs are all for the Maltese lords. The Maltese lords who have children without p-eyes are working for the long group of ancient gods who are like octopuses. These poisonous insects survive to eat other universes. It is basically undead, that is, to destroy the body, they can be reborn in the cancerous universe."
Captain America and Tony looked at each other. They both thought they should be able to get something out, but they didn't expect the Deadpool to smash the most important information directly on their faces.
"For this cancerous universe, what else do you know, why does the relationship between Li Kang and Da Pai seem to be very intimate? We used to help the Galaxy Guard in the universe before and played 2 games with Da Pai. He didn’t speak so well. "" Captain America asked busy.
Deadpool scratched his head, "What I really want to say is actually not very close, that is, Li Kang and I, who had sworn with him to become a brother with a different surname."
"what?!"
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Deadpool thought they were unhappy because they had succumbed to the tyrant, and quickly waved their hands, "You must not misunderstand, in fact, we are only lying to him. Although the tyrant has used black magic to strengthen the effect of the oath, but Li Kang He has an artifact that can counteract black magic. I just used a nickname, not a real name. Li Kang didn't tell me too much, but he seemed to be afraid of the glove in the hands of the bully. We plan to grab that glove."
Tony and Captain America glanced at each other again, and thought that this was really a cliché. Originally, he thought it would take some effort. He didn't expect him to take the whole thing by himself.
Worship is fake, but the threat of gloves is real, Li Kang is not a timid person, that is a guy with more courage than the sky, even he is afraid, it is enough to show that the golden gloves in the hands of the tyrant must be What a very special secret.
Tony said, "It turns out that you don't need to talk to anyone about this matter. When the time is right, we will cooperate to grab the gloves."
"This is great!" The Deadpool said excitedly. "This is the first official action since I joined the Avengers. We must do something special so that we can remember it, so, we How about taking a photo to commemorate?"