Vol 2 Chapter 17: Li Kang forced into a dead end

"I remember you said, your wife's name is Wanda, then you are answering the phone, why are you afraid of this?" Deadpool asked. ΩΕΩΩ novel WWW%W. 1XIAOSHUO. COM
"Because she is the most powerful magician I know. Even under normal conditions, she is capable of siege by the enemy, Dr. Destruction and Rocky. This is only her most ordinary combat power. If she loses Reason, a word can smooth the world, don’t think I’m exaggerating. I used to see that she was only nine years old, and in one sentence, she threw the master of chaotic magic to the edge of the universe, you see me now Look, how can I not be afraid?" Li Kang only had a pair of on his body and at least dozens of lip prints on his body. Any woman would be crazy to see him like this.
"Wow~! I thought my sister-in-law was just a big beauty. I didn't expect to be a magician with such terrifying power. If she knew that she was fooling around here, would she kill you?" the deadpool asked with interest.
"Kill me? That won't happen, don't you know me yet? No matter when Li Kang will, I will prepare a back road to tell you good news. I washed her when she was nine years old. Brain, let her forgive me no matter how foolish I see me, I am so ruthless, haha..." Li Kang smiled with a smile.
"Since this is the case, then I don't understand, what the are you afraid of?" Deadpool asked, puzzled.
"Well... It's about the bad news. Although she will forgive me, but the premise is that she must break my leg, it, you wipe off the lipstick mark on me. , Quickly take my clothes and put them on! I will give you more money!" Li Kang quickly began to remedy, anyway, no mood to play anymore.
"Hey~! Brother, the sister-in-law's punishment can be a little vague. Which leg would she break you?" The deadpool suddenly asked for pleasure.
"Doesn't a person have two legs? Does it matter what interrupts that one?" Li Kang asked doubtfully.
"Wow~! This is not necessarily the case. After all, men have three legs. Will she break your leg? Guess what?" Deadpool is indeed gloating, he has never seen it before. Li Kang was so panic-stricken that he couldn't help but bemused.
"Yes, you must have broken your third leg, and you didn't run," one whispered.
"Indeed, if I am my husband and take the money out of the house to go to the ghost, I will definitely knock off his crime-making tool, definitely the third leg." The other followed God and made a cut.
Li Kang's face suddenly turned pale.
"Buddu...." The phone was cut and rang, and there was no electricity, but it was still ringing. This situation was simply a cheap horror film section, but Li Kang did not dare to be a little negligent.
"Oh! Sell! Cake! Yeah! You are all far away from me. I'm going to answer the phone first. A few of you are hiding in the bed. You are also on the deadpool. No one is allowed to speak. Do you understand?" Li Kang Put on your clothes and trousers, and then answer the phone respectfully.
"Hey~! Honey, why did you answer my phone for so long? Wouldn't you go out and fool?" Wanda's voice is still sweet and charming, but the second half of the sentence is too accurate, but it makes Li Kang was cold all over his back.
"Ahaha....Just kidding, how could I go out and fool? You still don't know me? I am the kind of person with the most decent life style. As long as I see that kind of depraved bastard, I will be filled with indignation. I can’t wait to grab his head, grab him to the library, and read some books about sentimentality. I’m such a righteous person. I can’t fix this problem. Alas, like me, it’s more than a medieval knight. It is my great sadness to live in such a chaotic and decayed world with a knightly spirit." Li Kang's voice was full of sad feelings.
"Okay, I know you are a good man. I just saw you in Las Vegas, so I called you. Actually, I'm in Las Vegas, so you mean?" Wanda said in a naughty voice.
"You...how did you know that I was in Las Vegas?" Li Kang asked doubtfully.
"I said you must not blame me, in fact, I put a tracking spell on your wedding ring, so that no matter where you are, I can accurately know if you say I love you too much "Why?" Wanda kissed the phone.
"Ahaha...you really love me too." Li Kang replied perfunctoryly. He looked at the wedding ring on his finger in surprise. Before that, he felt a little strange energy on the wedding ring. At that time, he used countless spells to detect it, but he found nothing, and he was relieved.
Now Li Kang suddenly wanted to understand that this is because the chaotic magic of the Scarlet Witch Wanda is a new type of magical energy unlike any magic in history. The chaotic magic is too special, so it can't be detected by using ancient spells.
"What did you say? You said I love you too much? Did I bore you? Tell me clearly what do you mean?" Wanda's voice suddenly turned severe, the old people often said, Animals such as women, turning their faces faster than turning their books, is really not wrong at all.
"Ah... I mean, you see that you love me so much, you love me so much, in contrast, I failed to fulfill the responsibility of a good husband, I feel ashamed, I am too ashamed, Obviously there is such a good wife who loves me, but I can't meet you, I feel my heart hurts, no, if I can't meet you now, I may die because of lovesickness tonight, I I miss you so much." Li Kang's words were trembling with the words of everyone on the bed.
"Really? I miss you too much, but I think you have something to do, so I haven't contacted you, but since you miss me too, well, I'll go find you right away, you wait Me." Wanda said in a sweet voice, her voice full of expectation.
"Hey? Are you coming to find me?!" Li Kang could not wait to draw his two big mouths at once, which is also a classic of Nyima. Today, he is simply the king.
"Yeah, I'm here to find you. Are you busy there?" Wanda asked.
"Busy! It's about to die." Li Kang said quickly.
"That's exactly ~EbookFREE.me~ I can still help you, I will cast the teleport, up to 20 seconds, you don't have to miss me anymore, you will see me alive, okay?" Wang Da Yue said.
"Okay, it can't be any better... Okay, I'm dying." Li Kang's hang-up on his phone was so easy that he was forced into a dead end.
No, you can’t just sit back and wait, you must find a way. Li Kang quickly came to the head of the bed, opened a suitcase, took out 150,000 US dollars from the suitcase, and distributed it to everyone You must cooperate well Me, cooperate well, the money is yours, Deadpool, you put a bed sheet on me, kneel on the head of the bed! The Bible... there must be a Bible in the hotel..." Li Kang turned to a dilapidated bible in the bedside table, and he quickly opened it.
At this moment, a soft knock on the door came from outside the door. Li Kang hooked his hand and opened the door. Standing outside the door was the beautiful and beautiful crimson witch Wanda.
Wanda was about to fall into Li Kang's arms, but suddenly the situation in the room was too weird. A man in bed sheets and a perverted mask was kneeling on the head of the bed, and lying behind him, a dozen A woman with different expressions, these women are wearing naked underwear, at first glance is not a good person, 80% of the so-called Wanda eyebrows were raised.