Vol 6 Chapter 238: Declare kingship (Part 2)

The red eyes of the Deadpool looked particularly scary. He warned Master Feigir, "I am the invincible Lord of the Deadpool. When I talk to me in the future, I must remember to be polite. I am the kind of war between the two armies and I am in a bad mood. I’m going to cut off the person who made my head, so don’t be disrespectful to me, you just treat me like a madman, I’m already pretty crazy, if you stimulate me again, I promise to be mad, I am crazy Swear, sometimes I can’t control my hands. When I’m crazy, I’m as cruel as Dr. Hannibal, but he uses table knives and scalpels, and I use a machete! And I Absolutely don’t eat human flesh, and refuse to eat that thing.....do you eat human flesh?"
　　Figir said that you have a hand there? You are a big head floating in the air!
　　Figir gave an embarrassed but polite smile, "I don't eat human flesh, human flesh is sour."
"Hey...! Then we can talk about it, only eating human flesh if you are abnormal. If you let me see who dares to secretly eat human flesh under the blanket, I must punch his brain with a punch, I used to The fist is not so powerful, but now I am invincible, my buddy told me that I am invincible, of course I can’t beat him, but besides him, I am invincible, well the topic is far away, let us enter Let’s get to the point, do you eat human flesh?"
　　Figir nodded his head and listened for a long time. At the end, he still asked such a fool... He felt his IQ was like being smashed by the dragon dung of a dragon.
　　 Dragons are also large, but they do not pull out the stool in the usual sense, but obsidian with the highest purity...
　　 There are rumors that the obsidian in the Colosseum of the Isco family is made of dragon dung, which is really disgusting.
　　Figir was also a little prince with a brain hole, and for a while, his thoughts flew to the dragon dung.
"Man! I said what are you doing, man? I'm asking you, invincible... his dead servant venerable... his grown-up, who's nickname is really ridiculous, I ask you whether you eat human flesh, if you eat, I will kill you now!" The Deadpool magnetically manipulated Master Fegel's sword, and pumped Master Fegel twice with the scabbard.
　　 "Uh... I don't eat, I swear to God, in my mother's name, if I have eaten human flesh, I will be basked by the sun in the future!" Father Fegel raised his right hand and swear solemnly.
Amin, who was behind the Deadpool, didn’t dare to speak, and was killed by the sun... It’s also a loss that Father Fegel could think of this, this is the underground world, how can there be any sunshine, and if you haven’t eaten, how can you know human flesh It's sour.
　　 He chuckled, his face flushed red.
The Deadpool stared at Master Feigel’s face for a while, and said with satisfaction,
Very well, you are telling the truth, but I have to ask one more question, are you a vegetarian? I’m born with a vegetarian. No, my favorite pastime was eating beef burgers and meat rolls, walking around in front of the vegetarian parade. It would be even better if there was another fried chicken leg."
Father Fegel looked at the Deadpool carefully, and after confirming that the eccentric Venerable was not teasing himself, he finally understood that the Deadpool was serious... However, this did not make things easier. On the contrary, it becomes more troublesome, because there are signs that Deadpool is indeed a lunatic.
Dealing with crazy people is not an easy task. Fortunately, Master Fegel is very experienced because he often has to deal with another group of lunatics called madmen. Although there are two types of deadpool, at least they are in a mental state. almost.
　　Master Feijier adjusted his sitting posture, and Deadpool suspended about a meter and a half above his diagonal. At this distance, he could even see the wounds under the neck of Deadpool. This is not a beautiful scenery.
"So, please, what can I do? You killed my two most powerful men, and the possibility of me being elected as the next master was directly lowered by 30 percentage points, another thirty years later. , I may not be the master, and I can’t take power. The things I promised are equal to white promises, are you right?"
　　Facing such people as Deadpool, it is most important to speak out about your plight. It is not necessary to quibble and lie. Once discovered, it is useless to tell more truths.
　　 Deadpool is not an unreasonable person. In fact, he is very reasonable. He will only wield a knife at those who bully the weak by means of force. He will not easily kill killers like Master Fegel who want to talk.
The previous situation was rather special. After all, the three of Haiming had a lot of ridicule, and they took the initiative to do it. When the Deadpool did not confirm whether they were enemies, they must be decisive. In this regard, he always Proud of his beastly intuition.
Deadpool really calmed down the murderous, the red dot in his eyes disappeared, "Brother, after you came to the underground world, you met, the only person who is willing to speak well, you all have such a bad temper, one word If you don’t agree, you can do it, but you can’t beat me.
"The underground world is in crisis. Although the living environment is very good, it has also spawned many top hunters. There are not too many races and fights. The scams are very tiring, and you can’t blame them all. People who are not vigilant , They don’t live long.
Master Faigir clapped his hands,
What are you all doing stunned? Let the chef prepare some delicious food, even if it’s really going to die, we can’t lose the courtesy, let the invincible dead waiter Adults read our jokes."
　　Haiming admired in his heart that the boss is the boss, and he can cope with such strange people like Deadpool, he will turn around and leave.
　　Figir shouted at him loudly, jokingly, tossing his master to such a dangerous character as Deadpool. Are you going to convey the news of cooking? Who can't go with so many guards here? I think you just want to slip, no way!
　　Haiming sneered twice~EbookFREE.me~I still didn't slip out.
The dead waiter said, "No need to trouble, you can see what I am doing now. I am a heartless person. I have no brain parts. There is only one head of melon seeds left. I can’t eat it anymore. It’s amazing that I don’t feel hungry now. It’s a kind of welfare. If I give my ability to people all over the world, it is estimated that the problem of famine can be solved in minutes. Anything like the Nobel Peace Explosives Award, it sounds so exciting."
　　Master Fegel rubbed his temple, "Okay, tell the people below, no need to prepare, then when can we get to the topic? What instruction do you have in our city of St. Hagrid?"
"The instructions cannot be said, just to declare the kingship, and by the way, warn you not to start with St. Bay City, you know, St. Bay City is very weak now, those are all I did, I killed many of them, holy If the people in Bay City have half of your reasoning, they won’t die.
So the Deadpool recounted the course of things, some of which he said upside down, this is a problem with his memory, but Generally speaking, everything is inseparable.
Master Figur understood clearly, "It turns out that it's no problem. Since St. Bay City is already under your protection, even if we lent us the courage, we won't dare to attack again, please rest assured. ."
　　 He promised to be very refreshing, but there is another thing that he has not been able to make the decision. That is to agree to the kingship of Xia Ji La. This matter must be discussed by the Round Table Parliament before a conclusion can be reached.