Vol 3 Chapter 264: Selected press conference on April Fools' Day

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Tony looked back a little embarrassedly at Xiao Chili, hoping to get some encouragement from his beloved, even if it was a warm smile, but Xiao Chili's smile was the loudest among all her tears. .
"Tony...you're so humorous, haha...you're Iron Man, then I'm Wonder Woman, haha..." Little Chili held Tony's shoulder, "haha...this is me The most ridiculous joke I’ve ever heard in my life, but in order to tell a joke, you don’t have to hold a press conference specifically, it’s too exaggerated, don’t you apologize to the media friends?
"But...I'm really Iron Man, you have to believe me." Tony has an innocent expression on his face, "I'm definitely not lying! I can swear to God."
"Hahaha... Tony, you are so funny, but you never believed in this set!" Xiao Chili said with a big smile.
"Ahahahaha..." "It's so fun.... What he said seemed true." "Today is April 1st. Tony opened this year's April Fools' Day with a shocking joke. The prologue, haha... he claimed to be Iron Man, the Iron Man who easily lifted the truck and wiped out the terrorists. Can you believe it?"
"Here is a half-tower TV like you reported. Tony Stark, the world's most famous playboy, held a grand press conference today. He claimed to be the superhero Iron Man. If this is not a joke, then it is Stark himself suffered huge trauma in the process of being kidnapped by terrorists. He has lost his mind, but his colleagues have analyzed that this should be a prank for him. Today is a April Fool’s Day. We seem to be It’s all fooled, oh, Tony is such a genius, he always knows how to entertain the public, this prank is simply absolutely impossible."
A reporter has contacted the TV station to start an irresponsible report. In fact, the public should not be blamed for this response, because Tony was a bastard. He was also the most among the playboys. He often used a variety of disgusting people. Joking in ways, mocking the products that others have painstakingly invented, is always the first arrogant look in the world.
Tony didn't realize that he used to be a playboy, a clown entertaining the public, and a bully who bullied his peers at the same time, and looked down on people's bastards...
Not to mention these reporters who are used to reporting on Tony Lace News, just switch to Tony a few months ago and come to see today’s press conference. I am afraid he laughs the loudest among all.
The originally serious journalists have already laughed, including the host in the news broadcast room, and the guests also laughed unprofessionally. The audience in front of the TV has already leaned forward and back. Too bad, the jaw is dislocated and you must go to the hospital for treatment.
"Don't go too far with you guys!" Tony said solemnly.
"Ahahaha...you guys look at his expression, he is a natural comedian, I want to laugh when I look at it."
"It's a genius performing artist, even I am almost convinced."
"Yeah, it's such a big fun, I feel like a Hulk!"
"I feel like I am Captain America!"
"Who is he Captain America, you are a red skull!"
There was chaos on the scene. Three or four hundred people interviewed reporters, vomiting their heads and blaming Tony. Some of them joked a little, but they couldn’t blame them. Who made Tony’s day so special, April 1 Isn't it April Fool's Day? Anyone who has changed will think this is a prank.
So why did Tony choose such an awkward day as a day to announce his identity? In fact, this is not to blame him, because Li Kang gave a period of three days. In fact, Li Kang did not expect that he would actually blew his identity, because in Li Kang's impression, a volunteer policeman like Tony would put his own identity Hidden well, the concealment of identity is the most important feature of being a volunteer, that is, a superhero, otherwise you may be involved in disputes with your relatives and friends.
At first, Spider-Man was negligent, and it was found that he and Gwen Stacy had an irrelevant ambiguous relationship, which directly caused Gwen to be targeted by the green goblin, and finally ended in a fragrant and embarrassing death.
Li Kang proposed the condition of public identity, the intention is to make Tony retreat, but unfortunately Tony does not mind the matter of public identity. On the contrary, he believes that if the identity is disclosed, it will play an inspiring role. , So that more people, especially more rich people like him who had been doing nothing all day, can find their goals in life.
In this world, there are a few rich superheroes who are willing to take responsibility, more than a few playboys who have known that flying eagles and running dogs all day long.
Moreover, when Tony was kidnapped, he once talked about this topic with Dr. Jason. As long as he was approved by the government, Dr. Jason could even publish a bill for all superheroes to voluntarily register as employees of the government. , Then not only can cooperate with the police, intelligence sharing, can better solve those emergencies, and can also avoid many unnecessary casualties, for example, sometimes the police are forced to shoot like superheroes, this situation in the night monster The most happened to Xia. Although everyone knows that Daredevil is a superhero, at the same time, he is also a wanted criminal because of multiple injuries. The police must use deadly force every time they see him.
Although after meeting Daredevil, he could have been able to wear Yang in a hundred steps, and the sharpshooter with a 9.8 ring of guns would suddenly lose sight. , But Daredevil seems to have its own dodge aura, and all the bullets go around him.
In fact, Daredevil himself knew that it was the police who showed mercy, so he was even more inspired.
Regarding this matter, in fact, there have been investigations within the police department. Some members suspected that the policeman had a problem with the marksmanship and proposed to conduct a marksmanship test. The test results, except for individual police officers who failed, were all from the transportation department. The skill of the players is superb, and some even reach the level of Olympic athletes.
However, in actual combat, the policemen fired enough guns to kill half of the people in Hell's Kitchen. However, except for occasional bullets and bruises, Daredevil hadn't debuted. Now, there is no gunshot wound on the body that the police hit. , This is not a miracle, but what people want.
So Tony doesn’t have any special ideas about confidential identities. What if I make my identities public? Even if you don't excite me, Li Kang doesn't intend to keep it secret. This is what he thinks.
In Tony’s imagination, when he said that he was Iron Man, everyone’s expression would be stunned, including a little chilly pepper that always has a high temperament, hehe.... if you think about it, you will feel wonderful, This is Tony's idea.
But the facts were completely misshapen. No one believed him to be Iron Man. Instead, he mocked wantonly. Tony's face was thick, but he couldn't hold it.
"It seems that I have to show the real shape so that you can see it!" Tony raised the suitcase in his hand.
"What do you think he did with a box?" "Is it necessary to perform a clown trick~EbookFREE.me~ Inside is the clown costume!"
"Okay, come again, as long as he has some more foreign appearances, I have all the entertainment news topics this month, and finally Tony is back to his true colors, and we have a wealth of materials to dig out."
The reporters still hold a lively attitude and hold their shoulders, wanting to watch Tony continue to perform.
In the suitcase, a ray of light was quickly blasted across Tony's body for comparison of physical features. This armor is equipped with the most cutting-edge biological lock. If anyone other than Tony touches, it will suffer up to 500,000. Volt's current attack, and punish the alarm system at the same time, if it is not moved by humans, more than three meters, it will immediately trigger an alarm, even if it is stolen, if you want to open it by force, you will be automatically returned by the suitcase, even if you are lucky Well, unlock the suitcase and let the armor assemble automatically. Its control system is under the control of Tony himself. The person who puts it on cannot control it, which is equivalent to putting the cell on the body. It can be said that whoever hit this armor’s idea , Just wait for the bad luck.
Tony's security measures are seamless, and the armor is too precious for Tony, and he must be foolproof.
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