Chapter 19: Unlucky Master-Servant Earth Adventure

Bai Xiaowen continued to flip through the log. What follows is what happened after the diary author Marko and his master Farga arrived on Earth.
"Bright calendar June 12, 1153."
"Hunger, thirst, exhaustion ... In this plane space called Earth, my host and I trekked for 10 days before seeing the crowd."
"Oh my God, how can there be so many towering palaces? One of them is more grand than the palace of the Lionheart Empire. This plane called the planet ’s space has far more civilization than Aaron, where our Lionheart Empire is located. Plane. "
"My host and I entered the city of human beings on earth, trying to exchange some gold coins for earth currency, and buying some supplies. But what is an ID card? What is a Skynet account? What is online payment? Why exchange? Gold coins, ID card or Skynet account? "
"Maybe we are dressed in a different way. Many people look at us as if they are crazy people. If you change to anyone and have not bathed and changed clothes for a few months, you will have this smell."
"Bright calendar June 13, 1153."
有人 "Some people donated some coins. Praise the Lord of Light. My host and I no longer need to be hungry."
但是 "However, the self-esteem of the master's chief alchemist does not allow him to be a beggar. In his crazy mind, a new plan has been brewed, and like before, he told me the plan."
"Oh my God, the master is going to rob the bank in such a powerful plane of the earth!"
"I tried to stop him to the best of my ability. I don't want to be hunted down anymore. Being a beggar is better than a fugitive."
也许 "Maybe it's our dispute, and the range of action is too large, which has attracted patrol officers. Dammit, I don't understand the language of the earth's humans, even the learned masters."
"The patrol officer noticed our anomaly. He took out a black box and said a mysterious spell aloud."
"We have no choice but to use a secondary stealth potion to escape the sight of the patrol officer and escape the human city on earth."
Bai Xiaowen saw the corners of his eyes twitched, and after a long while he finally uttered a sentence:
"Ignorance is terrible."
I first talk about the issue of redeeming gold coins. If the first stop of the pair of masters and servants through the cracks in space was in the evil capitalist United States, it would be easy to exchange gold coins-the US federal government ’s control over the people would have been weak, and even worse since entering the psionic age For the benefit, powerful guilds who dare to oppose the government abound.
Even if you are looking for an American civilian, as long as you are sure that the gold coins are genuine, you will probably be willing to exchange some dollar bills with the pair of masters and servants-let alone the collection value and use value of gold coins in the spiritual world, the gold and silver used to mint the gold coins themselves are also hard currency.
The most important thing is that the master and servant spoke ancient Latin. In the United States where English is the mother tongue, it is not difficult to find a few people who understand ancient Latin, and it is easy to communicate.
However, this pair of masters and servants are so immortal that the first stop through is the great socialist China. On the strength of the state machine alone, China can be called the most in the world. Although the Awakened Guild has certain privileges, it is absolutely afraid to confront the state machine.
As for the language ... the difficulty of Chinese is hell-level, and a "Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi" tortured countless crooked nuts. What, Crooked Nut said that this is classical Chinese and not counting? Well, modern Chinese also teaches you to be a person.
Example:
Yun Xiaoding gave a red envelope to the leader.
Leader: What do you mean?
Wu Xiaoding: Nothing, meaning.
Leader: You are not interesting enough.
Xiao Xiaoding: Small, small.
Leader: You are really interesting.
Wu Xiaoding: Actually, there is no other meaning.
Leader: Then I am ashamed.
Wu Xiaoding: I'm sorry.
Ask questions! What do the "meaning" in the above materials mean?
Uh ...
Bai Xiaowen's thoughts are a bit far away, easy to go off the topic, and an inevitable side effect after having a super brain.
In fact, with so many words converted into thoughts, the time it takes to make a circle in Bai Xiaowen's brain is less than 0.1 second.
When I met the patrol officer behind him, it made Bai Xiaowen vomit.
Black box? Intercom. As for the mysterious spell, everyone knows it.
(Our like doing college entrance examination English listening is like listening to mantras)
"Bright calendar June 21, 1153."
"My host and I are wandering in the wilderness, and we are also trying to learn the language of the Earth people. I have to say that it is difficult."
"Bright calendar July 2, 1153."
"The nightmare is here again! The royal knight named Golia is as crazy as a fly chasing the poop, and actually came to the earth! The soul-aware potion made by the master can't go wrong. When Golia stepped on the earth, You learned the bad news. "
"The master is tired of endless fleeing. He is going to hold a taboo ritual to completely absorb the power of the soul stone!"
"The master said that as long as the seal of the soul stone was completely released, he could kill Golia like crushing an ant!"
"Is the soul stone really so magical? I even had a bold idea in a flash, if I could have this power ..."
"Bright calendar July 4, 1153."
"We chose an underground cave as a hiding place."
"The original owner of the cave, a group of plague rats seemed very unwelcome to us and launched an attack on us. The owner could easily kill them, but he did not do so. Yes, he needed these plague rats as a taboo ritual material."
"After a lot of trouble, the master captured the plague rat leader. Other plague rats finally surrendered to the master's power and stopped attacking. We sealed the original hole with a large number of stones to avoid outside tracking. . "
老鼠 "The rat's cave is too narrow for us, and the venue for the ceremony cannot be arranged. At the command of the host, the skinny and almost skinny me began to dig hard."
"Damn, why did I leave this dirty and tiring work to me? Just because he is the master, I am a servant? What if I have more power?"
"Ambition and desire sprout in my heart like wild grass ..."
The above two lines of text were stroked several times by black strokes. It took a lot of effort for Bai Xiaowen to barely recognize it. He could see that Marko's spirit was on the verge of collapse. As for his master Farga, I'm afraid he has been crazy.
The log is here, missing a large period of date, but there are occasional records. Obviously, the author of the diary, Mr. Margo, has been working sadly these days and has not adhered to the good habit of keeping a diary.
"唔 ... I guessed some of the next plot development." Bai Xiaowen muttered, continued to look down, and quickly turned to the last page of the sheepskin diary.