Chapter 1432: Green head general

正式 At the time of the official live broadcast, Ye Fei must stop the off-topic phenomenon of the audience during the live broadcast, otherwise the ghosts don't know where these people can go.
So when they just talked about the Oscar awards ceremony, Ye Fei immediately called for a halt. Now they are going to live broadcast to make food. The awards ceremony is in the past.
"Dear friends, all honors belong to the past. Before yesterday, even the most beautiful scenery has become history, so let's not mention these things again. Today our guests have arrived and we will start now. The live broadcast is still the old rule. Before the live broadcast, our guests will meet with you, but I must make a sound for everyone in advance. They are all settled. There will be unexpected surprises. "
After finishing talking, Ye Fei smirked a bit and gave way.
Ye Yefei didn't ask who came first, and the North and South Gates stood up.
"I'll come first."
He still feels a little bit embarrassed in his heart, so now he has to be positive in everything, so as to make a good impression on Ye Fei.
行 "Okay, please go first."
The north and south gates sat directly in front of the computer. As a result, the earth audience in the broadcast room instantly exploded.
"噗 ~ 帽子 hat?"
"I took it, brother, I forgot to take off my hat."
呃 "Uh ~ this ... this brother has courage, and a green hat came out. Are you going to declare war on the world?"
"Hahaha, no, no, this young lady's stomach hurts when she laughed at first. This person ... This person is also amazing. What color do you say you can't, why do you have to dye a green color? Ah? Does your wife have any opinions? What will your father-in-law think about it? "
观众 The earth ’s audience during the live broadcast one by one brushed their faces, and in reality, they laughed a lot.
Even when many interstellar viewers learned the situation from the earth viewers, they all laughed and became almost epileptic.
The monk Zhang Er, who was laughing in front of the computer at the north and south gates, was scratching his head and looked at the broadcast room with a grim expression, saying, "I haven't spoken yet. What are you laughing at?"
Everyone: "..."
I go, do you still need to talk? It's your best joke to sit here.
"Yes God, what are they laughing at?" Seeing no one to pay attention to him, the North and South Gate turned his head and asked Ye Fei.
Ye Feiqiang held back a smile and shook his head: "I don't know. I might be laughing at you."
"Ah? Isn't the long handsome funny? The long handsome is not my intention."
Ye Yefei: "..."
Emma, ​​are you serious?
When I saw Ye Fei, I didn't tell myself why the audience in the live broadcast room laughed as soon as I sat down, but since I sat down, I still needed to introduce myself.
"Hello everyone, my name is North and South Gate. I am from Green Mansions. I am very happy to be able to do a live broadcast with Ye Shen. At that time, I will help you taste the taste."
He just finished the introduction and the kid Yao Xiaoming jumped out.
"Uncle Cuckold, are you wearing a really green hat? Or do you want to announce to the world to the universe?"
North and South Gate: "......."
What does 意思 mean?
This product is aggressive again.
"Hat? What hat? I don't have a hat."
"Why is your head green?"
哦 "Oh, the people on our planet are born with this color of hair, all green."
"......... Ah? Do all of you on the planet like cuckold?"
"Hmm ~~ It's not a green hat, it's hair is green, but I think green hats are also good."
Everyone again: "..."
People are really crazy by the North and South Gates, especially when the goods look serious when they say this, it seems they are really thinking about whether to wear a green hat.
Tears of Ye Fei, Jiu Gong Real Man, and the universe, all of them at their worst, also laughed.
Especially the universe is the weakest. This product laughs like the little saplings of General Fengfeng and shakes back and forth. As a result, it is unnoticed, and it slams to the ground again, and accidentally presses the left arm under it.
"嗷 woo ~~"
I screamed the most in the universe, bounced directly from the ground, and then screamed with his feet jumping and grinning.
Ye Fei's group of people have completely taken over the goods. In your life, you definitely did something to destroy the galaxy. Otherwise, you will never be unlucky.
"Is it okay? How do you feel?" Ye Fei came to my weakest side in the universe and asked.
The air in my mouth was the coldest in my mouth, and said, "It should be okay. I didn't hear a click, it should be that I responded faster."
Ye Yefei's eyelids bounced and clicked? Brother, if you really hear the click, you must go to the hospital right away.
"Yes, Ye Shen, you are also a sacred doctor, can you help me see it?"
Ye Fei froze, and suddenly patted his head, suddenly realized: "Yes, I am also a doctor."
The universe is the weakest: "..."
靠 I trust, you are a doctor, do you still remind me? Why do you seem to have forgotten it yourself?
行 "Okay, I'll show it to you after the live broadcast is over, now you better not disturb, lest you have another accident."
"How dare I move, I just stood here carefully. Who knows that the audience in the live broadcast room is too talented, and I laughed a little messy and fell down."
Ye Yefei silently patted his right shoulder and left, how can he comfort him? People have done this, and they have an accident. They really are okay.
In front of the computer, the north and south gates finally learned why everyone laughed. The face of this goods was twitching and madly said, "What do you want? I said just now, the people on our planet are all hairs of this color, can you? Respect our national culture? "
Ye Yefei almost sat down on the ground after hearing this sentence. I wiped it, but my green hair has become a national culture?
绿 The audience of Green Mans Stars also felt sore during the live broadcast. They did not expect that the long green hair would cause such a big joke, but we didn't want it, wasn't it? The old ancestor gave this color of hair.
"The North and South Gates, and the Green Star friends, don't blame other friends for laughing, because it is really surprising, but since it is your natural hair, we will not laugh again, we must respect you , But I can still give you a suggestion. People on the earth are now popular in dyeing hair. If you want, you can come to the barber shop on the earth to dye your hair in other colors. "
The north and south gates were stunned, and said, "Can the hair still be dyed?"
"That's fine."
"That line, when I look back, I dye the green color a little bit deeper. I always think the light color is not good."
"......."
O Nima, are you still with the green bars?
After I finished talking, the north and south gates were about to leave, and suddenly a news called Star Kids Sale was popped up again.
"When will the North and North Gates owe us money? Don't forget that Ye Shen has broken through the fifth-level anchor in the last period. You lost, one to one hundred, and give money quickly."
North and South Gate: "..."
货 The face of this product is directly green, the same as the color of the hair. What are you afraid of? It ’s too big to sell the children ’s clothing. Do you ask me in private? Why ask in front of so many people?
"What's the point of selling children's clothing? What do you mean? North and South Gates owe you money?" Someone asked.
Starcraft Children ’s Clothing Sale: "Not only does it owe me money, it owes us a lot of Star anchor money. In the last issue, he said that Ye Fei could not even reach the fourth level of the palace, so he bet on us for this, saying If Ye Fei could reach the fourth level of the palace, he would lose one hundred and bet on us. We all made a big bet. He lost. As a result, he did n’t give money yet, but he went to Ye Shen to participate in the live broadcast This is really shameless. "
Adult 不 does not slap his face or scold others.
Debunking is the most heartbreaking act.
But now the North and South Gates have been shorthanded on the spot. When people understand what is going on, their attitude towards the North and South Gates is an instant 180 degree turn.
People laughed at this guy just now, and now all of them are coming.
"North and South Gate, is it true?"
"Grandson, you're too much. Since you are Ye Shen's audience, why do you curse Ye Shen so much? Even if Ye Shen really can't break through, you shouldn't bet on it with others."
就是 "That is, this Lao Tzu is not good at first sight, a green hair."
啧啧 "Oh, General Green Head, okay, did Ye Shen eat or drink from you? Are you that way? What about your conscience? What about your morals?"
"Get out!"
"Fuck, this kind of person must get out of Ye Shen's live room, he is not eligible to participate in Ye Shen's program."
"Yes, let him get away!"
It can be said that the whole live broadcast was instantly disordered, almost out of control, everyone was arguing for Ye Fei, and everyone was condemning and cursing the North and South Gates ~ EbookFREE.me ~ When the North and South Gates were kk, their faces were ashamed, and their brains were over The big sweat beads came out, crackling down the face, his lips were trembling and his lips were trembling.
Ye Fei's group of people also saw the news at the back. Except Ye Fei, everyone's face turned dark instantly.
"North-South Gate, is this true?"
"You're overdone, do you know? Since you despise Ye Shen so much, why do you come to participate in Ye Shen's live broadcast? What is your purpose?"
"Today you don't make it clear. Sorry, we will definitely drive you out."
"Hey, look at the long man like a dog. I didn't expect that my heart was so poisonous that it broke your skin."
"Variant Nima's deity, I drove you to death, dare to curse our shareholders of Baiyun Temple, I think you are impatient."
I ca n’t even calm down in the universe. The goods come to the north and south gates with a slap.
"I want to kill you even if I'm a handicapped. It's too much, oh my hand, hand, my hand seems cramped."
Everyone: "........"
Your sister, don't jump around if you are like this!
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