Chapter 33: Blockhead
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The Fine Food Broadcaster
- 黑色花灯
- 1313 characters
- 2021-02-26 06:46:36
Ye Yefei chewed noodles in his mouth, nodded.
Ma Cuihua said: "The old lady had a dream the night before, dreaming that my prince of white horse was wearing a battle armor and came on the colorful clouds ..."
Ye Yefei heard it, and with a bang, all the noodles in his mouth spurted out, and then he laughed, his waist couldn't be straightened.
翠 Ma Cuihua gave him a stern glance, and said, "What do you mean by that? Isn't the story of the old lady so funny?"
Xie Yefei hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, I was too anxious to eat just now, hold my back, cough, sister Ma, this story is ... myth."
翠 Ma Cuihua snorted and said, "What do your kids understand? Everything that is beautiful begins with a myth. I said your boy still can't listen?"
Ye Ye Fei nodded in a hurry, and said, "Listen, listen, of course listen, you speak."
Ma Cuihua said: "My prince of white horse is wearing armor and stepping on colorful clouds, tell me a word, if I can help a hundred beggars, he will appear in front of me in reality, you know Yes, my mother has been dazzling for 25 years in my life, and now I am still the big girl of Huanghua, so for my future happiness, I must promise, so I have set up a stall at the intersection these days to help Those beggars, but our standard of living makes my mother helpless. There are not many beggars on the street. I'm thinking about pulling you to make up a few. "
Ye Yefei: "..."
Sister Ma.
My sister.
You are really my sister.
Hey, co-authored you to give me food for the past two days, isn't it good intentions, but I'm a beggar?
怎么 "Why? Look at your little eyes, you have some opinions on my approach?" Seeing Ye Fei's face looked at himself with constipation, Ma Cuihua said with a bow on his waist.
Ye Fei smiled bitterly: "Sister Ma, I have no resentment with you, you don't have to bury me like this, right? Although I'm poor, Ye Fei isn't too much of a beggar."
I looked at the remaining half of the bowl of noodles, Ye Fei said that he could not eat anything.
Ma Cuihua cut off and said, "You are not a beggar, then you should pay me the rent."
Ye Yefei: "..."
I lean on, here with this stalk?
If I had changed before, I could only compromise.
But now ~~~ Brother is a rich man, isn't it a 10,000 yuan household, is it OK, still care about your rent?
"Isn't it just the rent? How well you say it, as if I owe money to Ye Fei." Ye Fei muttered.
Ma Cuihua shouted: "It seems that you are rich. The camera at the door shows that your boy has not gone out of the house for two days and did not go to work. You talk about a little fart who does not even have a job. You take Why pay me the rent? "
Ye Fei collapsed: "Sister Ma, don't you stare at the camera on my side every day in the house? Are you really afraid that I will roll away and not pay you rent? You are too much, I tell you, You are too much. "
Ma Cuihua proudly said, "What? Frightened? Hurry up and pay me rent."
Ye Yefei stared at Ma Cuihua's face for a long time, and a strange thought suddenly popped into her mind-Ma Cuihua was so beautiful.
That's right, although Ma Cuihua's fame has been very fierce, and this woman is really bluffing at first glance, the top five and the three are thick, but her features are extremely delicate, and she does not even lose those stars, but she is rarely Take care of yourself.
"Smelly boy, what are you looking at? Pay the rent." Seeing Ye Fei staring at himself for a long time, the eyes began to glow green, Ma Cuihua felt hairy, and quickly urged.
Ye Fei came back to my heart, and said that it was really hanging, really hanging, and almost missed the charterer's beauty plan.
"Isn't it good to hand in on the 15th? It's only on the 13th, and there are two days left. Can we still believe?"
Ma Cuihua said, "You have faith? You dare to talk to me and have faith? Who said that the rent last month was paid by the first one? The pigs of this size have lost two hundred pounds. You pay What about the rent? "
Ye Yefei: "..."
"I didn't really have any difficulty. You talk about you blocking my door every day for money, and you don't give me a little time to solve the problem, how can I give you?"
"How do you solve the problem, staying in the house every day, can that money fall from your hands into the sky?"
"Cough."
Ye Feixin said, you really guessed that the money in the sky really fell into my hands, and I still lost a cash machine.
怎么 "What? Nothing to say? Young people should go out and run, what does Tianwo nest look like in the house." Ma Cuihua despised.
Ye Fei waved his hand and said, "Sister Ma, you are my sister. I won't tell you, isn't it the rent? I'll take it for you now. Never stop blocking the door of my room every day, image, pay attention to the image, do n’t you? If you say that the thing about your door is let those who rent the house know, who will dare to come and live in the future.
"Well, get it now? It's really the same."
"It's really a while you will know."
"If you really want to pay the rent, you don't have to run that far, just use Tianxin (similar to Earth's WeChat) to transfer money directly to me."
"I don't have your number."
"Add it now."
Ye Yefei reluctantly took out his mobile phone, added Ma Cuihua's sky signal, and asked, "How much is it?"
Ma Cuihua magically took out a calculator from her pocket ~ EbookFREE.me ~ and then snapped it and said, "The rent plus water and electricity costs a total of six hundred and eighty-six cents. With compassion, I'll remove the fraction of six cents and give me 1,667. "
Ye Fei pinched her mouth and scoffed at Ma Cuihua's practice of avoiding her six dimes.
Soon after, Ye Fei used Masayoshi to transfer 1,700 yuan to Ma Cuihua, and said, "You don't need to find anything, just take the money for the past two days."
Ma Cuihua saw Ye Fei really turned over the rent for herself, looked at Ye Fei, and then threw thirteen yuan from her pocket and threw it on the table. She picked up the bowl and went out.
"My mother is not bad for your thirteen dollars."
Ye Yefei looked at the thirteen dollars on the table, and then looked at Ma Cuihua who was walking out of the bowl. Without knowing why, he felt that Ma Cuihua at this moment did not feel happy because he received the money.
"What the hell? Didn't I give the rent to you? Why do you look happy when you haven't paid the rent?"
I didn't think much about it. Ye Fei put away the change of thirteen yuan, and then closed the door to continue surfing the Internet.
翠 Ma Cuihua held the bowl and murmured as she walked in angrily: "Asshole, bastard, actually paid the rent. How can you let the old woman block your door in the future? It's a wood."
Early the next morning, Ye Fei still maintained the good habit of getting up early. After cleaning, he cleaned up the room.
After all, I want to broadcast live to his tens of thousands of fans, this image can not be lost.
This time frustrating, time passed quietly.
When Ye Fei was finishing his nest, a message was sent out on the Qiuqiu platform. This message was like a torpedo exploding, blowing waves around the sea.