Chapter 495: Deadly chicken! Break through my forest!


On April 1, April Fool's Day, Lin Yi was violently beaten by the Knicks.
Because at 3 am to 4 am on this day, almost all the Knicks players were awakened by Lin Yi's bombardment by phone ...
"Boss, aren't April Fools' teams not training?"
"Lin, you wait, I'm not human without this time!"
"My God ... Lin, why don't you go to bed during a vacation? Why do you call?"
保罗 Under the organization of Paul, the Knicks team assembled early in the morning of Lin Yi's villa. This massive blockade of the house was not stopped until everyone slammed Lin Yi fiercely.
It turns out that although April Fool's Day can be a joke, most NBA players have the habit of sleeping ... After all, it is very tired to train and play the game. Who would be too busy to play iron at three or four in the morning? ?
After this incident, the Knicks team collectively hacked Lin Yi's phone ...
April Fool's Day is full of joy, life is endless, endless death. On April 1st, in a TNT TV program, O'Neal almost carried the explosive package with Barkley and died.
At the time, on the show, Barkley and Kenny Smith talked about the top ten centers in NBA history. Barkley said: "After discussions by our 101 experts, we agreed that Jabal, Russell and Chamberlain should be before NBA history. Three centers. "
克利 Buckley said, and gave O'Neal a glance.
O'Neal nodded with a smile. Although O'Neal felt that he was not worse than the above three ... but the experts lined it up, the sharks also felt reasonable, after all, respect for the old and the young.
However, as Barkley read the fourth to eighth players next, O'Neal became a bit unhappy, because from the experts' perspective, the fourth to eighth players in the top ten centers of NBA history were Ola. Zhu Wang, Robinson, Ewing, Monin ...
Especially when he heard Mourning's name, O'Neal looked at Barkley in confusion, and his eyes seemed to ask: What about me? And me?
Buckley signaled O'Neal not to worry, "In addition, experts believe that the ninth place is Jack Sigma, and the tenth place is Dwight Howard ..."
O'Neal immediately quit when he heard Howard's happy beast!
The Shark stood up and said he would withdraw from the show. "It's impossible, and Dwight could be in front of me?"
Looking at O'Neal who is going crazy, the director of TNT TV came forward to explain it. Actually, this was a April Fool's joke.
"Hahahaha, Kenny, did you see that, when the great Shaq learned that Dwight was in front of him, his expression seemed to say: Don't stop me, I want to come back!" Barkley laughed abruptly.
"Shaq, you are too hypocritical. Before, you always said that you respect the insiders of your contemporaries, but when you heard that Hakim, Aranzo and others were standing in front of you, your expression was almost killing. Is it? "Kenny Smith grumbled.
O'Neill felt the side of both angry sharks now is really funny ...... some nostalgia for the days of the Knicks, though Lin Yi love seek death in front of him, but at least he can beat Lin Yi air ah!
O'Neill knows he's been tricked, but there is no way. TNT TV is his junior qualifications. When Webber is a guest on TNT, he will not be ridiculed and bullied by O'Neal. Come out and mix it up, sooner or later.
Lin Yiyi watched this program on TNT TV exactly on the afternoon of the 1st. After watching it, he immediately called O'Neal, "Shaq, I think TNT TV is too bullying!"
O'Neill is very relieved, feeling that he usually does not blow Lin Yi in vain, "Yes, yes, I must find a way to get back where I am!"
就是 "That is, and anyway, I should be in front of you as a center!" April Fool's Day seems to be full of motivation to die ... Lin Yi felt that his medicine could not stop.
O'Neal grinned, and decided to apply for interviews with the Knicks for training in two days and to go to the detective class.
However, Lin Yi was really looking for O'Neal this time, because Lin Yi suggested to O'Neal that he could host a show called "The Big Five".
The original "Big Five" was hosted by O'Neill and Kenny Smith, and the show mainly featured low-level mistakes and funny shots on the NBA field.
After Lin Yi told O'Neal his thoughts, O'Neal clapped his hands and said, "You XX are really geniuses!"
Oneton felt that Lin Yi was still towards himself, after all, he was a teammate who had won the championship together.
Lin Yi estimates that after giving his ideas to O'Neal, he really has to wait until the next season to see "The Big Five". As an insider killer, Lin himself can send those opponents to the show one by one. Yi is still very happy.
I just forgot Lin Yi. There is a famous saying in this world: Make yourself a cocoon.
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After a day of rest, on April 2, the Knicks faced the Cavaliers at home, Lin Yi found that New York's home advantage was particularly obvious when he played against Anthony and JR ...
In this game, where does my brother in the society still have the half-point style of the scoring champion this season?
安东尼 Anthony made 29 crazy shots in the game and only hit 7 of them, while his younger JR Smith made a 3-pointer and 0 of 8 ...
Lin Yi grabbed 24 rebounds in this game. Seriously, Lin Yi felt that although Anthony and JR did not come to New York in this life, these two people are clearly the undercover sent by New York to Cleveland!
Because even Lin Yi's idol didn't bring such a helper!
"It seems that our home court has a fatal effect on this playful player." Lin Yi thought after the game.
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Farewell to Guage and JR. April 4 ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The Knicks beat the Pacers 117-104 in Indianapolis, becoming the first NBA team to win 50 games in the 11/12 season!
In this game, Lin Yi educated the pickled peppers and "Gao Yuanyuan" with a picturesque back. After entering April, Lin Yi ’s feel began to gradually warm up. It turns out that the feel may occasionally go to the sewer, but Never turn the enemy into friends.
On this night, Lin Yi scored 14 of 23 in the game, including 7 of 5 three-pointers and 8 of 9 free throws. He scored a game-high 41 points, plus 14 rebounds, 9 assists and 3 blocks.
The reporters were curious after the game. Lin Yi scored 41 points in Indianapolis again. Is he still responding to the veteran King Bird?
Lin Yi feels that no matter what he does now, reporters will misinterpret his meaning ... In fact, Lin Yi feels good about this feeling. As for the final score of 41 points, how could he be so accurate?
After all, it is not such a magical score of 58. You need to do something.
I ca n’t bring myself back to life. After a wave of brushes by Lin Yi, he finally had the conditions to upgrade the crazy rebounder.
So far, the five badges corresponding to Lin Yi's five positions have all been upgraded to Amethyst level.
At the same time, this also means that Lin Yi's badge can already challenge the diamond level!
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PS: Third more!
PS2: Thank you Yixing Zaimiao and Confucianism and Shili for their reward! Book Eighth and Ninth All-Stars! Crying, I feel that the short water is going to be gone on the way to be owed ...
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