Chapter 1440: Menopause

"Who are they?"
The old blind man asked hurriedly.
Lu Yi retracted his gaze and said, "A group of foreigners."
"Foreigner?" The old blind man was taken aback for a moment, and wondered: "Why do foreigners come to the deep mountains and forests? Are they here to explore?"
"I look more like a tomb robber."
Ok?
The old blind man looked up at Lu Yi, with a solemn expression: "Little bastard, did you see something?"
Lu Yi nodded slightly and said, "There are five of them, four men and one woman. The leader is an old man. I saw him holding a map in his hand."
"Map?" The old blind man was surprised and asked, "Could it be that they are also looking for the tomb of Genghis Khan?"
"Do not rule out this possibility."
"They should be not far ahead, little bastard, you must summon everyone to hurry up, and you must not let the group of foreigners find Genghis Khan's tomb first." said the old blind man.
"Don't be nervous, if they can find the tomb of Genghis Khan, it would be a bad thing for us." Lu Yi smiled.
"Little bastard, you are not confused, they want to steal the treasures of our country, is this a good thing for us?" The old blind man stared.
Lu Yi smiled and said: "You think, Genghis Khan's generation of arrogance, his tomb must be full of institutions, if the group of people are really tomb thieves, they really found the tomb of Genghis Khan, they are exploring the way ahead, we are in danger It will decrease."
When the old blind man heard this, it was true.
If someone is exploring the way ahead, they are indeed relatively safe.
"You are still smart," the old blind man smiled: "Little bunny, with your talent, if you go to Dragon Tiger Mountain to practice, you will definitely become a great saint in the future."
"Come on, when is the time, you still want to lie to me to be a Taoist priest in Longhu Mountain, I tell you the old blind man, if you want to say something like this again, I will tell my master what you said intact, and see if he can beat him. beat you."
"Wushuang went to the realm of cultivation, and when he came back, Lao Tzu had already gone to the Yin Cao dynasty. He couldn't beat me if he wanted to." The old blind man laughed.
I don't know why, seeing the old blind man's smile, Lu Yi suddenly felt sad.
"Old blind man, you really didn't plan to think of a way, so you were willing to die like this? Isn't Longhushan the ancestor of Taoism in the world? Is there no way to treat you?" Lu Yi asked.
"I said, there is only one way to save me, and that is to change my fate. Other than that, there is no other way. Maybe... forget it, don't say it." The old blind man shook his head when he was halfway through.
"Maybe what? Is there any way to heal you?" Lu Yi asked.
"Yes, there is indeed another way to save my life, but it is too unrealistic."
"What can you do? Tell me about it."
"Don't tell me..."
"Say!" Lu Yi forced the old blind man.
"It's useless to say..." The old blind man was interrupted by Lu Yi before he finished speaking.
"Whether it's useful or not, I have to know." Lu Yi wanted to know if the old blind man could help.
"In addition to changing my fate against the sky, magical medicine can also save me, such as Nine Suns Resurrection Grass, Fruits of Life and other things in the legend." At this point, the old blind man looked at Lu Yi and said: "Little bastard, I know you want Save me, it’s just that those magical medicines are legendary things that no one has seen before, so you don’t have to waste your energy. This time you just need to help me find the Jade Seal, and I will be grateful even if I die."
Lu Yi put a hand on the shoulder of the old blind man, and slowly said: "Old blind man, don't worry, after you die, I will burn you paper money and let you live in a villa in the underworld, marry a female ghost, and drive Sports car, visit the brothel..."
"Fuck you!" The old blind man slapped Lu Yi's forehead with anger.
Lu Yi is not Xing Yuanqing. Of course, he would not easily let the old blind man get the shot. He moved and avoided, leaving the old blind man slapped.
Lu Yi smiled and said: "Old blind man, I am suddenly curious now, you are so old, you really want to take a female ghost from the underworld, how many seconds can you hold on?"
"Get out!" The old blind man was so angry that he was full of smoke.
Lu Yi was too lazy to pay attention to the old blind man, ran to grab two biscuits from Xing Yuanqing and gnawed.
"Shao Lu, what happened to my uncle?" Xing Yuanqing asked.
"The old blind man is not young anymore. For men, at a certain age, their temper will become bad, just like a woman at a certain age." Lu Yi said.
Xing Yuanqing widened his eyes and asked in surprise, "Shao Lu, you mean, my uncle's menopause is here?"
Lu Yi smiled slightly.
Xing Yuanqing glanced at the old blind man, with fear in his eyes. He had seen it in TV series before, in which menopausal men are more terrifying than menopausal women.
After thinking about it, Xing Yuanqing grabbed two biscuits, walked to the old blind man, handed the biscuits to the old blind man, and said: "Uncle, you have some biscuits, we have to hurry up later, we have to replenish our energy."
The old blind man was just getting angry with Lu Yi. At this moment, Xing Yuanqing’s words just comforted him. He took the cookies and said bitterly: "Yuanqing, I will be gone in the future. You have to learn your skills from the Heavenly Master. You can’t lose me and Your master’s face, don’t you know?"
"I know." Xing Yuanqing answered perfunctorily.
Snapped!
The old blind man slapped Xing Yuanqing's forehead and stared with dissatisfaction: "I'm serious, don't take it seriously."
"Uncle, you have told me about this dozens of times, and I have already remembered it."
"Why, I confessed that you are still wrong? If it weren't because you are my apprentice, I wouldn't bother to talk about you." After the old blind man finished speaking, his voice fell again and said: "Anyway, since you have joined us The gate of Longhu Mountain is the disciple of Longhu Mountain. You must study your skills, not for me or for your master, but for yourself."
"After I leave, I will rely on you. The stronger you are, the safer you will be. Yuan Qing, you must work hard. Don't let me and your master worry about it."
The old blind man's words were extremely sensational. After Xing Yuanqing heard this, his heart was moved, his eyes were red, and tears couldn't help streaming out.
Xing Yuanqing choked up and said: "Uncle, don't worry, I will definitely learn my skills from the celestial master. I will definitely not shame you and master, let alone lose the face of Longhushan, don't worry..."
Snapped!
Before Xing Yuanqing finished speaking, the old blind man slapped his forehead again.
"Uncle, why are you hitting me?" Xing Yuanqing looked at the old blind man in shock.
"A big man, why did you talk to a wife to die."
Damn it!
Xing Yuanqing was very angry. Suddenly, he thought of what Lu Yi had just said. He held back his anger and said to the old blind man: "Uncle, you should pay attention to your temper during this critical period. It's not good if you hit others."
"What critical period?" The old blind man was inexplicable.
"Menopause!" Xing Yuanqing said solemnly: "You are now moody, isn't it the most typical manifestation of menopause?"
"Who he-mother told you I'm menopause? I killed you a little bastard!" The old blind man turned green with anger, and kicked Xing Yuanqing to the ground after he scolded him and rushed up.