Chapter 147: Can't help but fart

For Xiao Luo, the defense in the court is like a debate, but the debate focuses on the ability of thinking and language, and the court defense needs to have these two abilities, but also to reach the trial. The purpose of the long and the judges are convinced.
‘Famous mouth’ does have two sons, and he is forced to die, but he can take another path.
"Looking for opportunities to irritate him!"
Xiao Luo instructed Zhang Dashan that when people are angry, they are easily lost and have loopholes.
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In the face of Fu Heyu’s defense, Zhang Dashan looked at him with a heavy heart and said:
I didn’t mean that we were scared and threatened at the beginning? Now what is going on, anger? In the face of our fears and threats, Chen Jianbai actually Can you still be angry? Fu lawyer, it’s really interesting to talk to you."
Fu and Yu calmly said: "Why can you not be angry when you are afraid of threats and threats? When people are not satisfied with their nature, they will be hurt, and when they become deeper, they will be angry, fear and threaten..."
The voice stopped and his look suddenly changed, because Zhang Dashan made a humiliating gesture toward him - the middle finger.
At first he didn't care. He chose to ignore it and continued to do so, but Zhang Dashan became more and more serious. Not only the left but also the middle finger, the right hand also erected the middle finger, and also put out the popular type of "艹你妈".
Fu and Yu were mad at the time, and their faces rose red into pig liver. When they pointed at Zhang Dashan, they shouted: "The presiding judge, is he humiliating me?"
Seeing that Zhang Dashan erected the middle finger, the judge's brow was deeply wrinkled: "The plaintiff, please stop this humiliating gesture of the vertical immediately!"
The audience was amazed, apparently shocked by the actions of Zhang Dashan. This is the first time in the court that someone has seen the middle finger.
"Does this guy want to go against the sky?" Zhang Yong took a cold breath.
Xu Guansong’s face changed and changed. He was really worried about the future of Luofang.
"The trough, this big-faced young man is arrogant, and dare to squat in the court to the other defense lawyer!"
"I thought this was a boring public trial. When I saw this, I knew that this public trial was not simple."
"Haha... It’s a model of my generation, strong!"
The online blasted the pot, and the netizens commented on Zhang Dashan’s feat.
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Zhang Dashan lifted his eyebrows innocently: "The presiding judge, I explained, just my fingers were accidentally tied by the barbs of the table, bleeding, so I just put it up, and did not humiliate anyone. the meaning of."
"Then why are your two middle fingers upright?" Fu and Yu screamed.
He was so humiliated in the court, and he was still a nameless pawn, and he felt extremely angry.
"Because I think the vertical one is too monotonous, the vertical two are just right, the left and right are symmetrical, and it looks comfortable." Zhang Dashan has nothing to do.
Fu Heyu is the knot of gas. To say that Zhang Dashan is his ancestor, he will definitely lose in this respect. He refers to Zhang Dashan and rushes to the trial: "The presiding judge, I strongly recommend that this person be expelled. Out of court, this kind of person who publicly provokes the court’s majesty is simply not qualified to be a presenter here!"
"I object!"
Zhang Dashan raised his hand and said, "The presiding judge, Fu lawyer is discrimination. I am a person without a lawyer's card. Everyone is equal before the law. He can defend the defendant. Why am I not qualified for my company's complaint? Agent, tell the truth?"
"The opposition is effective, Fu lawyer, you should not be excited. The plaintiff has clearly stated that he did not insult you, but his fingers are broken. This is the end of the matter. The plaintiff, you should not squat again, or you will despise the court.

The presiding judge is fair and rigorous, "Please return to the lawsuit immediately!"
Fu and Yu’s thoughts in the heart of the fire were interrupted, and it was necessary to re-examine the clues.
However, Zhang Dashan did not use his mind. Xiao Luo gave him a message. On his behalf, he stood up and said: "The presiding judge, I have ten news that Chen Jianbai once published, please look over."
Li Yumeng presented the completed documents to the assistant of the judge, who then presented the documents to the presiding judge.

On January 4, Chen Jianbai published a news report that a 6.9-magnitude earthquake occurred in Xiangyang City, with an epicenter longitude of 115.52, an epicenter latitude of 29.51, and a focal length of 10 kilometers. Subsequently, the People’s Daily client and Netease news client also They have started to push this news. In fact, this information is automatically recorded by the Seismic Network. It is verified by the editor. This information is not true and apologizes to all users."
"On February 7th, Chen Jianbai published a news about 'Beida's talented woman returning hometown to send a courier', saying that Xu, a manager of the city's Yuantong Express Co., Ltd., was admitted to Peking University's journalism major in 2000 with excellent results. After marriage, she gave up. I have a white-collar life in Beijing and chose to go back to the countryside to start a business.
Now Xu can not only open a truck to send a courier, but also a ‘female man’ who can pick up about 100 pounds of express mail. In fact, this Xu is a diploma in adult education. It was not written in the report in 2000 and admitted to Peking University. In the interview, he also emphasized that he is a specialist in undergraduate education!

"The presiding judge, I will not read the other eight articles. They are all false news published by the defendant Chen Jianbai. It can be seen that he is not a good journalist who seeks truth from facts. On the contrary, he is already mad and unscrupulous in order to win the attention of everyone. I don’t care about the authenticity of the news at all~EbookFREE.me~ Zhang Dashan’s voice is very loud and loud, and this fight is very strong. Chen Jianbai’s face sitting on the dock suddenly changed.
Fang Changlei in the audience is also discolored. I can't believe that this insignificant little character can actually set off such a big wave. It is reasonable and convincing.
The presiding judge and the judge quickly read the information submitted by Zhang Dashan and then discussed it with the ear.
Fu Heyu saw that things were not very good. He quickly said: "A person who has done something wrong does not mean that he is doing something wrong. It is also applied here. Our party did publish a few false news. Is it true? Just grabbing these few false news can deny that all the news he published is false? Obviously it can't.
Let's talk about the Luofang bread poisoning dead people, the city hospital has given a thorough autopsy report, black and white, all said that eating Luofang's poisoned bread to death, this is the fact that iron can not move, is ..."
"Good smell, oh... so stinky..."
Zhang Dashan fanned his nose, then slammed a few mouthfuls of water on the ground, and then asked Li Yumeng loudly. "Mr. Li, have you not smelled the smell? I just couldn’t hold back a fart, and almost collapsed Xiangdu. It!"
When the words came out, the audience was amazed, and many people couldn’t help but laugh out loudly, thinking: This Luofang’s presenter is too funny!
The internet has boiled up again.
"This is really a living treasure. If I don't see the public trial live broadcast in the upper right corner, I have to suspect that I am watching funny videos."
"What is Xiang? How can it break out?"
"I mean, oh, hahaha..."
Regardless of the results of the public trial, Zhang Dashan has become famous, and the destiny of the net red can't go.