Chapter 657: American humor

Talk to the creditor in Mandarin?
Oh God, why is this guy so humorous?
After hearing this story, the Magnesium people couldn’t help but laugh, and for a moment they forgot that this was a criminal who threatened to blow up the White House.
"You are talented, too talented, hahaha..."
Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai looked at the silver screen on the auditorium, and praised the mask mask people. The next Huang Ruran and Wang Ling were also amused. These words have no sense of humor for children because children don’t know. Huaguo is the largest creditor country of the Magnesium. In other words, the Chinese people are the creditors of the Magnesium.
"I have studied the history of the Magnesium."
On the major live broadcast platforms, Xiao Luo followed his own speech.
Everyone seems to be appreciating an interesting show, focusing on this live video.

Someone asked, who is Benjamin Franklin? I replied, is this why the convenience store was robbed?

All the magnesium people who watched the live broadcast laughed because they had Benjamin Franklin’s head on the one-dollar bill. The convenience store certainly had a hundred dollars, so it was robbed.
Then Xiao Luo said again: "There is still a question. What is the Second Amendment to the Constitution? I still answer this. Is this the reason why convenience stores are being robbed?"
The whole magnesium once again burst into laughter because the Constitution’s Second Amendment reads: Allowing citizens to own guns.
Two questions, the same answer, incomparable humor and fun, many Magnesium people smiled red, including the cabinet ministers in the Pentagon, this American humor makes them difficult to immunize.

In the country of magnesium, people often say that people are born equal, but equality often depends on the income of parents, which is reflected in early education and health care. I read in Men’s Health magazine that President Obama has weekly. Two days of cardiotherapy and four days of muscle exercise, someone jumped out and said, I don't need to exercise, because Laozi enjoys medical insurance!!!"
The tone of the last sentence is a smug, such American humor makes the people of Magnesium laugh, but at the same time they are also reflecting, because they found that the person wearing the mask is satirizing the existence of the Magnesium in a humorous way. Some questions.
"Since President Obama has already been mentioned, let's talk about him."
Xiao Luo’s words turned and took a ridiculous tone.
President Obama has been said to be kind and soft, but he has devoted two wars to bring death and sorrow to the world. The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to him, and he even accepted it with peace of mind. Is there anything more in the world?"
In the Pentagon, although Oba's face is too dark to be black, the eyes seem to be tormenting the fierceness of others. After listening to this, everyone is stunned and only feels a suffocating coldness. Like the eve of the storm.
"Is this guy going to heaven?"
Sarah Michelle was shocked. Who dares to play their president of the Magnesium State, this guy dares, not only dare, but also satirizes the President’s lord to the extreme, and this is in front of the President of the Magnesium State. What is the difference between slaps.
Xiao Luo spread his hand and said in a very helpless tone: "In fact, there is indeed something more tricky than this, that is, President Obama has awarded the Nobel Peace Prize bonus to the army to fight."
Hilarious, all magnesium is in a hilarious laugh!
Many of the citizens of the Magnesium were squandered by the guy wearing the mask, shouting, whistling, and applauding.
"Magnesium is great because every year the Magnesium can win the championship in the international baseball game, although only the teams in the Magnesium and Canada are participating in the baseball game." Xiao Luo said in a very calm words.
It’s ironic, but it’s really humorous, especially in the country where the magnesium country can freely make a joke. The citizens of the magnesium country laughed again. Many people laughed and burst into tears. It’s really not a sudden broadcast. Humor.
"After seeing the two wars planned by President Oba, I felt the glory of power. Maybe I should also become a citizen of the Magnesium, let myself run for the president. Someone will ask, oh, what is your campaign slogan? Everyone knows that I have spent ten years in the past ten years.
Uh... It turns out that you are the same. Well, what I want to say is that I still understand the suffering of the people of the Magnesium, so my campaign slogan is ‘Who cares about you’.

It was such a very slogan that the people of the Magnesium country laughed again.
Xiao Luo continued: "If I am elected, I will legalize Gay's marriage, which will win the votes of young people. I will also eliminate the unemployment rate in the magnesium country. By reducing the labor productivity of the magnesium country, that is, letting Two or three people can do what one can do, and I also have a quick response to the greenhouse effect, which is to convert the Fahrenheit temperature to Celsius, so that the original Baidu instantly became forty degrees.
If I am elected, I will use SMS, I will send a message to the allies 'Hi', just to say hello, different to the enemy, I will send a text message when the enemy is driving, oh my day Are you actually making nuclear weapons in secret?

When this sentence came out, the entire magnesium country fell into a burst of laughter atmosphere, and was completely convinced by Xiao Luo’s humor. Who did not know that the reason why President Obama launched two wars was that the other party was making nuclear weapons. .
"Hey!"
Sarah Michelle chuckled, and she really admired Xiaolu’s ability to master the language.
"Where, this guy is definitely a master of humor. When he talks and laughs, he satirizes some problems in the magnesium country, especially the irony of President Oba."
"The cow, the real cow!"
Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai have a deep sense of adoration for the person wearing a mask on the silver screen.
Huang Ruoran was very quiet at this time, because she felt that the sound was particularly familiar, muttering to herself: "Why is this sound a bit like Xiao Luo?"
Her voice is very small~EbookFREE.me~ Zhu Xiaofei, Ding Kai and Wang Ling have heard it clearly.
Luo Ge (Luo Shen)? !
hiss……
The three men took a sip of cold air, not reminding me, this reminder, let alone, this sound really looks like Xiao Luo.
"Oh, buy tears, it won't be Luo Ge!"
Ding Kai's face is terrified and shocking. If it is Xiaoluo, he feels that the world view will collapse. What is the situation, isn't it about traveling to the Magnesium country? Look at it like this, it is simply to come to the Heavenly Palace.
"Luo Shen, what kind of trouble is he going to do? This is too strong, and he dares to challenge the magnesium country!"
Wang Ling shuddered and felt that Luo Shen was so mysterious, powerful and bold. He dared to call the Magnesium State. If it was passed back to Huaye, who can believe it, Luo Shen is completely in the same world as them, and the world of Luo Shen Almost at the top of the pyramid.
Huang Ruoran’s small mouth is slightly open, and the whole person is holding it.