Chapter 1759: : Cannon Fodder
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The Godly Player of Online Games
- Don't make duck
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- 2022-01-03 02:08:40
Anyway, the cannon fodder is very clear about each other's value, so few people take General Lance's words seriously.
The fate of cannon fodder is to die, isn't it? Yes, the cannon fodder exists for death. If they survive the war, then they can go home happily to see if the mother-in-law at home has put a green hat on herself—
In fact, most girls refused to hear that their man was going to fight, but in the end they couldn't hold back their own man, so they had already done a good job knowing that their man had died on the battlefield, they immediately found a new one. The man's plan to live--
Of course, there are also many girls who heard that their men were going to marry and join the war, and they kicked their men out of the house, and the incumbent became the predecessor—and more often, they put a few green hats on the men on the front lines of the battlefield.
"Our goal is the stars and the sea! Our goal is the stars and the sea~" the cannon fodder weakly yelled with General Lance. In fact, everyone knows that if this trend goes on, the people of Demon Realm will definitely find them, so they The voices are very small-this is definitely not lazy!
General Lance nodded in satisfaction. Although I don't know which brought a bit of dialect into the slogan, everyone's slogan has a dialect flavor, but from the current point of view, all of this is good.
""Let's do it again, listen well, our goal is the stars and the sea, not ours is the stars and the sea! "General Lance squinted his eyes and corrected his potbellied belly.
However, the cannon fodder didn't bother to talk to General Lance. If they hadn't gotten money from General Lance after the battle, they wouldn't have shouted the slogan just now.
"General, call it again but it will cost more money." Cannon fodder said to General Lance with slanted eyes.
"Then what-everyone pay more attention to your surroundings, so you don't need to shout slogans." General Lance changed his face very quickly. If the cannon fodder had not adapted to the speed of General Lance's face change recently, they must be very unaccustomed.
"What a stingy guy." Some cannon fodder rolled his eyes and said, in fact, General Lance is not a stingy guy, he just feels distressed about silver.
After all, his general is very cheap, how cheap is it? The money given to him by the Chaos Wanderer every month is only enough for him to barely fill his stomach by himself.
What? This is not because General Lance is difficult to serve. On the contrary, General Lance almost eats sand every day in order to save money, so he saves such a small amount of money-of course, it is not that General Lance does not want to get some money from the people below. .
"I don't have soldiers, so I won't give me that little money! Chaos Wanderer is really poor."
This was General Lance talking to himself when he was looking at the sky alone in the dead of night.
That's right, there is no one under General Lance's—he is the legendary commander of the polished rod.
Such a general is trying to challenge the famous universe and has tens of thousands of elite soldiers, General Yang Sheng, no matter how you look at it, it is impossible! But, as the saying goes, people should have dreams, even if they are unrealistic dreams, they must have them. What if they are realized?
However, General Lance was an exception. He never regarded General Yang Sheng as an enemy, but as an idol. Today, he has reluctantly spent a lot of money to select a batch of cannon fodder and come here to deal with the small forces in the Demon Realm. .
As the saying goes, you have to eat one bite at a time, and do things bit by bit. General Lance can say that this is true, so General Lance did it.
But today General Lance’s luck was a bit bad. He waited for several hours, and the small units of the Demon Domain did not appear. This made General Lance a pain in his chest. After all, when he was looking for these cannon fodder, he said Served.
-Swish
Suddenly, the sound of troops marching came from a corner of the universe. General Lance's expression instantly became serious. He squinted his eyes to look at the Cannon Fodder No. 2 and 3 Battalion he had arranged. At this time, the Cannon Fodder Battalion No. 2, 3 and Battalion that he was waiting for Changzheng watched the direction of the sound carefully.
General Lance nodded in satisfaction when he saw this. Although he did not have the elite troops of General Yang Sheng, the cannon fodder was actually pretty good now.
He still remembers that the last time he cared about the cannon fodder troops, he didn't even know how to conduct inspections at the lowest level. It was like the troops today, how orderly--you see, even the escape was so neat and orderly and so quiet. ...
"Damn, you grandchildren run away for a wool!!!" General Lance jumped into a thunder.
Up to now, it seems that whether it is a neat and orderly cannon fodder unit, or the last cannon fodder unit that can't even survey, TMD has no consciousness of keeping promises!
"Master General, those guys and we little gangsters really can't deal with it, you, let's take care of yourself! We have withdrawn!" As he said, the cannon fodder troops chose to retreat in an orderly manner, which made Green smoke came out of General Lance's nostrils.