Chapter 1017: I have a sense of measure
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The Heaven’s Jailer
- Ling Jiu Er Wu
- 1366 characters
- 2021-01-30 02:40:50
"I like hurting each other the most, but let's say it first, no matter who is beaten, you can't cry." The fairy three no grass roots said to Duan Yiran playfully.
"The grandson is crying! Hurry up!" Duan Yiran urged, rolling up his arms and sleeves.
After coming back from Xitian, he hadn't fought yet, and when his hands and feet were hungry and thirsty, someone took the initiative to send him to the door. The only pity was that the other party was just a fairy.
In this way, he had to be careful, if he was killed, it would be no fun.
"Guardian Liu, can you open the ban?" San Wu Shen smiled at Liu Lang slightly.
"That's great!" Liu Lang put the three godless immortals in with a move of his mind, his eyes full of excitement. Although he has not yet started to fight, he feels that he has seen Duan Yiran being beaten all over the floor looking for teeth.
"Sure enough, it's a Xiaoxian." Without the barriers of prohibition, Duan Yiran looked up and down the three godless gods. His only concern was immediately eliminated, because the other party's breath was the same as Xiaoxian's early days.
It seems that the prisoners are right, this guy is indeed a stunned green who has just soared to the heavens.
"How can your breath be so strong?" After looking at the paragraph, the three godless gods stepped back and said with a look of fear.
"If you're scared, just kneel on the ground and give me three knocks. When I am in a good mood, I might be able to start lightly." Duan Yiran said proudly.
"I'm sorry, these are my lines." Sanwu Shenxian suddenly smiled.
"I don't know how to live or die!" Duan Yiran was taken aback. After reacting, he immediately raised his palms.
"stop!"
At this moment, Liu Lang shouted.
Duan Yiran and the three gods immediately looked at Liu Lang, and Liu Lang smiled and said, "This is a mortal hell. If the two adults want to discuss here, they need to sign an agreement."
"What agreement?" Duan Yiran asked.
"The first article is that two adults fighting in the mortal will inevitably destroy the public property. The damaged public property must be compensated at the price. Then, whoever loses will compensate. The second article is that no matter who, Because they were injured in the discussion, they have nothing to do with the other party, and have nothing to do with the immortal hells of the mortal world.
"Liu Lang seems to be helping himself?"
Duan Yiran couldn't help being a little dazed, anyone could tell that he was the winner, and Liu Lang was obviously in favor of him in both of these two points, which made Duan Yiran confused for a while.
Between him and Liu Lang, they were not very happy just now.
Does Liu Lang have hatred with that three-no god? After thinking about it, Duan Yiran felt that there was only one possibility.
"Hurry up and get the agreement, I'll sign it!" Regardless of Liu Lang's motives, at least the content of the agreement is beneficial to him, and Duan Yiran immediately agreed.
"I have no opinion either." The three gods nodded similarly.
Liu Lang immediately took out his pen and paper and wrote an agreement, asking the two people to sign and draw on each.
Duan Yiran poked his mouth, wrote his name, pressed his handprint, then threw the pen to the Sanwu God, and went to the center of the hall to prepare.
"Did you guess who I am?" The three godless gods took up the pen and whispered to Liu Lang.
"The temperament of an adult, even if it is changed to ten physical bodies, is different." Liu Lang smiled, winking at Sanwu God.
"It's because many people say that I have a different temperament." The Immortal Sanwu nodded with a good sense of self, and put on his fingerprints. I didn't know that Liu Lang relied on the real eye.
While signing the agreement, Liu Lang called Guang Yaozi over and instructed Guang Yaozi to take the prisoners to each cell and move all the furniture and appliances that were damaged before they could be repaired into the hall.
As soon as Guangyaozi heard this, he knew that Liu Lang was going to make a mistake, because one of the agreements signed by the two was that the damage to the public property must be compensated at the price.
After all the furniture and home appliances were moved in, Liu Lang carefully put away the signed and drawn agreement, and then said to Duan Yiran and Sanwu Shenxian: "The two can start."
Duan Yiran had been waiting anxiously, but he didn't start the film at the first time, and then walked to the front of the pile of furniture and appliances, and all those things were broken with one punch.
"Uh..." Liu Lang was suddenly blank. He also considered that when the two of them started fighting, they would sneak these things to the center to break the aftermath of the battle. Unexpectedly, Duan Yiran helped.
Duan Yiran's idea is very simple, not only let the other party be beaten, but also make the other party spend a lot of money.
After smashing the furniture and appliances, Duan Yiran swiped his fist and smashed at the three gods.
Of course, with his punch, he controlled his strength. At the peak of the Great Immortal, if he really had to use his full strength, this mortal would soon be reduced to ruins.
More importantly, in full view, he can hurt but not kill. Enthusiasm is strong, and it is easy to kill people, after all, Xiao Xian's body is too weak.
"Where is the person?" But when Duan Yiran smashed his punch, he suddenly realized that the three godless gods were gone, and his head was suddenly blinded.
At this moment, someone patted him on the shoulder.
Duan Yiran turned his head subconsciously, but what greeted him was a fist big as a sandbag.
"boom……"
Duan Yiran didn't even realize what was going on, and was thrown to the ground with a punch. The punch was naturally the three gods. After the punch, the three gods did not stop. Instead, he rode on Duan Yiran's body.
Then he opened his bow left and right, hitting Duan Yiran's handsome face with a hammer, and after a while, handsome face became a pig's head.
But Sanwu Shen was still dissatisfied. He held his chin and thought for a while. His eyes lit up. Soon, four arms grew behind him, a total of six fists, and he lined up to greet Duan Yiran's face.
After playing for a full five minutes, until Duan Yiran was nothing like, the three-no gods stood up with still intent, and with a move of thought, he retracted the four extra arms.
Except Liu Lang, everyone else looked stupid.
Because this is completely contrary to what everyone imagined. According to reason, it should be Duan Yiran and Haibian. Although most people prefer Duan to be flattened.
As for Duan Yiran who brought the little brothers of Xitian, at this time, they were all scared.
Even their boss, Duan of Daxian Peak, was beaten like this. Who would dare to go up and help? What if that guy conjures six arms if he helps?
"It's been a long time since I have such a happy flat person." The three-no gods who finished playing Duan Yiran clapped their hands and exclaimed.
"It's really miserable!" Looking at Duan Yiran who had passed out, Liu Lang slapped his tongue again and again, and then asked the three gods, "My lord, is he okay?"
Although, with that agreement, the mortal immortal prison can separate the relationship, but, after all, it happened in the mortal immortal prison, if it died, the matter would be big.
"Don't worry, I can't die, I have a sense of measure!" Three Wuxian smiled, "I count three, he must wake up, one, two, three..."
As soon as the word "three" was exited, Duan Yiran really trembled and opened his eyes leisurely.
His little brothers from Xitian ran up quickly.
"Senior Brother Duan, are you okay?"
"Senior Brother Duan, how are you?"
Duan Yiran shook his head and glanced around blankly. This beating made his brain short-circuit. When he saw the smiling three-no gods, he suddenly jumped high and cried, "Nezha, you are Nezha!"