Chapter 14: Frog at the bottom of the well

Fang Ya's involvement in the marriage of others and being hit by his original partner quickly spread throughout the Mu Family Mansion. At the same time, the farce between the Security Department and the group of middle-aged and elderly women was also widely spread. There is no doubt that, Everyone was stunned by the insignificance of the security department, but I didn't know which man in the security department came up with the idea.
At this moment, as the chief director of the whole farce, Liu Lang is taking a nap in his manager's office. Of course, this is what outsiders see.
In fact, Liu Lang's consciousness is in the fairy prison chatting with Guang Yaozi.
That's right, it's just to enjoy the wine.
Guang Yaozi had been put down from the beam of the room by Liu Lang, and the rope on his body was also untied. Not only that, Liu Lang also unlocked the big lock of the cell and invited Guang Yaozi out. The two were in the jailer’s lounge. Sitting opposite each other, on the stone table in the middle, there are four dishes, two meat and two vegetables, braised octopus, steamed pork ribs, vegetable assorted, fish-flavored eggplant. In addition, there are a dozen cans of beer and two goblets.
The wine and vegetables were brought in directly from outside by Liu Lang through the ancient jade pendant. This is also a new feature he just discovered. No matter how far away he is from the immortal prison, he can use the ancient jade pendant to transport the things around him to the immortal prison. Big things have not been tried, but small things are definitely fine.
Looking at a table of wine and food, Guang Yaozi swallowed, but did not dare to move his chopsticks.
"Little brother, if you have something to tell me, you are hot and cold like this, my little heart is a bit unbearable." After being hanged by Liu Lang all night and one morning, Guang Yaozi never again Daring to treat Liu Lang as an ordinary jailer, this little brother's initiation of power is even more terrifying than the immortal prison warden Wang Sledgehammer.
The opposite Liu Lang rubbed his hands, "Actually, today I mainly want to make amends with Guangyaozi Daxian. I misunderstood you before. I tried it with two women who were eighty-five in the morning. The invincible Peach Blossom Talisman really It works. I am embarrassed to let Daxian suffer for a day for nothing."
"Excuse me? I'm sorry? It's over. I'm a great immortal in the heavens. I've never been so insulted by a mortal. You immediately kneel on the ground and sing to conquer. I might be able to forgive you." Of course, this is just what Guangyaozi thought, in fact Guangyaozi didn't dare to complain at all, but said very generously: "Little brother, don't need to feel guilty. It's all because I didn't explain the scope of application of the Invincible Peach Blossom Talisman. Everything is my fault."
Just kidding, I still have to stay in this mortal prison for half a year. If I can't deal with Liu Lang, what kind of torture will I be subjected to in the future? He could see all the tiger stools in the corner, and if it were used on him, it would definitely be unbearable.
Guang Yaozi's attitude made Liu Lang secretly nodded. The immortal's IQ was still sufficient. He was sure that Guang Yaozi might have wheeled himself a hundred times in his heart, but he didn't show it at all on his face.
As a result, Liu Lang's confidence was strengthened even more. No matter how big you are, Xiaoxian, Jinxian, as long as you get to this fairy prison, you have to stay honestly for me.
In one sentence, I am in charge of my site!
Of course, Liu Lang still has to be polite on the surface, "The Great Immortal Guangyao has made a serious statement, and we don’t care who is right or wrong about this matter. In short, the unpleasantness before is completely cancelled. If you need anything in the future, just open your mouth, come, let me To toast you first!"
After determining the basic strategic policy of "My turf, I am the master", Liu Lang also determined the basic tactical policy of "carrot and stick". The connotation is that those who are not convinced must be strictly disciplined, but they must not be offended. After the discipline, we must give some more benefits. The food and beverages on this table today are benefits for Guang Yaozi.
Guang Yaozi picked up the wine glass, touched Liu Lang, and drank it all.
"Huh? The taste of this wine is really unique! The entrance is slightly bitter, but the aftertaste is long." Where did Guang Yaozi drink beer before, and after a glass of beer, he was full of praise immediately.
"This wine is called beer. It was invented by Western barbarians. In addition, they also have a kind of red wine that has a special flavor. I will get some for you to taste the other day." Speaking of this beer, it was still privately kept by Li Zhong. The manager’s office forgot to take it away when he left, and Liu Lang turned it out. Of course, Liu Lang didn’t spend any money on the dishes on the table. You know, Liu Lang still has eight yuan in his pocket. Not to mention four dishes. He can’t even buy a soup. These dishes are from the company cafeteria. Packed out, the Mu Group is a bit better, lunch is free and unlimited.
"This beer is not bad, not worse than those fairy wines. If you drink too much fairy wine, it's good to change the taste occasionally. Brother, you can drink it too!" Guang Yaozi was no longer polite, and filled himself up again. A cup.
Liu Lang was also not sure whether his mental body could drink, he took a sip from the glass, and found that the real body of the manager's office seemed to have also taken a sip. Liu Lang is basically certain now that what Gu Pu Yu Pen condensed in the Immortal Prison is not a simple mind body, but more like a clone of him. There is a clone of flesh and blood, and what the clone does will feed back to Zhen.
After a few glasses of beer, Guangyaozi was a bit too much, mainly because he was sealed off. If he could mobilize Xianli, let alone a few glasses of beer, just two jars of liquor, nothing would happen.
When people drink too much, they talk more easily, and gods talk too much when they drink too much.
"Brother, don't look at you in this immortal prison. If you really go out, I can kill you with one breath!" Guang Yaozi said with a big tongue.
Regarding this, Liu Lang had no doubts, and smiled: "I am a mortal, you are a god, isn't it normal to destroy me? I have no lofty ideals, as long as I mix well in the mortal world. Yesterday my sister-in-law passed me a set Dou Zhuan Xing Yi, I think with this Dou Zhu Xing Yi, I should have no opponent in the mortal world!"
Liu Lang’s face is full of confidence. He has already verified Dou Zhuan Xingyi’s toughness on Guardsman. After comparing with his security guards and Yue Jing’s bodyguards, he feels that Guardsman is already a master of masters. If you abuse all the masters, can anyone be your opponent in the future?
"Do you think that you are at your level, able to cross the mortal world?" Seeing Liu Lang's understatement, Guang Yaozi laughed blankly.
"Isn't it?" Liu Lang asked rhetorically.
"Haha, although I have been sealed, but I can see that you are only the middle stage of Body Tempering Realm."
"Medium Tempering Realm? What do you mean?" Liu Lang is obviously not clear about this realm.
"Simply put, on the road to becoming immortal, you are just getting started. How do you think immortals come from? I haven't been cultivated by mortals to become immortals. Five hundred years ago, I was just a mortal, and a mortal wanted To become immortal, you need to go through the four stages of body tempering, qi refining, energizing, and profound pill. Each stage is extremely difficult. It requires diligence, talent, and opportunity. The three are indispensable, and you are only the first stage, tell the truth You, there are people flying from the mortal world to heaven every year, so you can imagine how many masters there are in this mortal world..."
Guang Yaozi's words seemed like a basin of ice water, poured directly on Liu Lang's head, so that he was completely awake, Liu Lang sadly found that he was just a frog at the bottom of a well.