Chapter 22: Magic poop

"For the sake of your hard work, I will accept you, but there is one thing I want to declare. When encountering a beautiful woman, the master must choose first, and the master chooses the rest before you can do it!" Liu Lang finally decided to accept Lower Song Lala, this beautiful apprentice, of course, did not forget about three chapters with Song Lala.
"Master, you can't be too shameless to be a human being. You have the goddess Mu Xueqing, and you still have to fight for beautiful women with single dogs like us, so that people will not live!" Although Song Lala expressed her dissatisfaction verbally, she still Going out with joy to go through the entry formalities with He Fei.
She came to the Mu Family Group, first to apprentice, and second to pick up girls. It is said that there are many beautiful women in the Mu Group. In addition to Mu Xueqing, the number one beauty in Nanshan, there is also a goddess Fang Ya. Fang Ya is Song Lala’s main target. She joined the Mu Group to get close to Fang Ya. .
Seeing Song Lala was gone, Liu Lang picked up the resume again. Song Lala’s identity must have been concealed. Although the entire Nanshan City knew that Mu Xueqing was engaged to him, they knew that she was working in the Mu Group’s security department, but only the middle and high level of the Mu Group. Song Lala directly I found myself, which was a bit strange.
For the next interview, Liu Lang hired two more people. Including Chen Ziwei with long legs and Song Lala, the pick-up madman, there are four people in total.
However, the four beautiful security guards will not officially go to work until tomorrow. Liu Lang returned to the security department and immediately announced the news that the beautiful colleagues had joined the security department, which immediately caused a wolf howling. The security department is mostly young people, and there are not a few single people. Many people are gearing up to show off tomorrow.
Allowing a group of security guards to make a fuss, Liu Lang directly locked himself into the manager's office.
As the actual manager of the mortal immortal prison, Liu Lang is very dedicated to his duties. He goes to the immortal prison every day. His mind sinks into the ancient jade, and the clone soon appears in the immortal prison. He first went to Guangyao. There, I chatted with Guangyaozi for a while, and then went to condolences Master Roaring Dog.
Before reaching the cell where the Snarling Dog lived, Liu Lang smelled a strange smell. He suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
After waiting for a look, it turned out that the original clean cell was now completely turned into a doghouse. There was a pile of urine and urination on the ground, and it seemed that there was still a pile of steaming, apparently not long after it was made.
And Master Roaring Dog was sleeping soundly in such a harsh environment.
Liu Lang was completely speechless.
He really couldn't think of the structure of the snarling dog's stomach, why just a few bags of dog food can be transformed into so much poop.
If your background is not too deep, I will just slaughter the stew. After Liu Lang slandered, he still had to face reality.
The snarling dog was sleeping, and Liu Lang didn't dare to bother, so he could only collect the poo carefully.
The snarling dog's with an attack power of +1000 obviously cannot be placed in the fairy prison, otherwise the entire fairy prison will become a gas chamber.
Liu Lang endured the urge to vomit and took the poo into the canyon outside the fairy prison.
"Hey, I haven't come out for one day. Doesn't it feel like this is the same as before?" When he reached the canyon, Liu Lang felt something wrong.
After looking around, Liu Lang immediately discovered the problem.
Before the entrance of this fairy prison was bare, only some flowers and trees that grew out of the crevices of the stones, but now the entrance of the fairy prison is actually lush and lush.
The most obvious thing is that the two small saplings that used to be only the thickness of fingers have now grown into thick trees that embrace the sky and cover the sun.
How is this going? This is less than a day!
Last night Liu Lang went around in the canyon outside this fairy prison, also to throw the snarling dog's poop.
Is it the cause of croaking dog poop? Liu Lang hurriedly went to the place where he threw his poo last night to check, and there was only a small pile of left.
It must be! The snarling dog is a dog, and the pulled out is naturally shit. If the is used as fertilizer for plants, the effect will be very good, but the effect still shocked Liu Lang.
Take the two trees at the door as an example. They couldn't grow like this in a few decades.
That is to say, using the of the snarling dog as fertilizer, the growth rate of plants is greatly increased, and one day is equivalent to decades?
Thinking of this, a gleam of light flashed in Liu Lang's eyes.
So if you plant some ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, etc., you can get the legendary Millennium Ginseng King and Millennium Ganoderma King in just one month?
Liu Lang gets more excited as he thinks about it. Now he also realizes that the snarling dog's is a precious treasure that can't be too precious and can't be thrown around. The real body quickly found a big bucket, sent it to the fairy prison, and then sent the snarling dog All of the was packed, including the that was thrown at the door yesterday, and only a small was absorbed.
This kind of fetish, letting some worthless weeds and trees absorb, is obviously a waste.
After doing all this, Liu Lang carefully hid the bucket in his jailer’s lounge. Although the lid was closed, there was still some disgusting smell coming out from time to time, but thinking of the magical effect of this poo, Liu Lang endured it. .
What to do next, someone must say, buy seeds! What ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, all kinds of precious herbs, first plant ten mu and eight mu.
If you think this way, you are wrong!
Liu Dashao has always been a visionary, which is why he is the protagonist.
The first thing Liu Lang thought of was buying dog food.
That's right, just buy dog ​​food!
The Sky Dog only stayed in this mortal prison for seven days. Now that one day has passed, Liu Lang wants the Sky Dog to make as much as possible in the next six days.
You must eat more if you want Dora!
Therefore, Liu Lang is going to buy imported dog food that Roaring Dog likes to eat.
However, next he faced a very real problem.
That's no money!
Of the two thousand bonuses received last time because of Fangya incident, only one thousand and five were left. And that brand of imported dog food is estimated to cost hundreds of packs. This amount of money can't buy much. If you eat less, you can pull less. This makes Liu Lang a headache.
At this time, Liu Lang couldn't help but lick his own mouth. Why did he throw out all the 40,000 bonuses yesterday, if he knew how to spend today, it would be nice to keep 10,000!
But there is no regret medicine in the world.
Let Liu Lang give up buying dog food? Obviously impossible!
So, I can only borrow money. Who can I borrow?
Liu Lang smashed his fingers to count, the security department? Qu Mingcheng is not good, his wife is strictly in charge, and he has no money at all. He even rubs him for breakfast every day. As for the other security guards, the salary is not high, and it is estimated that there is not much spare money.
Fang Ya? Only seen one side. Obviously not.
Actually, Liu Lang has many acquaintances in Nanshan City. If two years ago, if he had a phone call, one million, ten million would be sent here, but today is different from the past. If there is no contact.
After all, Mu Xueqing is the only one who has money around and can catch up with him.