Chapter 280: Dance God (first more)

"Simple, your sister!" Liu Lang was speechless for a while, just like this high-end action that killed countless gymnastics diving world champions in seconds, let alone those beasts, even if it was in the realm of refining, it was a bit hard to do it by himself.
"I don't have a sister!" The big fat rabbit looked innocent.
Liu Lang took a deep breath, "Your sister is an exclamation. Forget it, let’s not talk about it. Big Fat Rabbit, you can’t measure those beasts according to your standards. The actions you think are very simple, in their eyes, It may have been difficult to get to the sky, even if they desperately, they can't do it, it doesn't matter whether they are stupid or not."
After patiently explaining it to the big fat rabbit, the big fat rabbit nodded and shook his head seemingly understanding.
Liu Lang suddenly spartan.
Although today's big fat rabbit is super strong, but its intelligence level has not been increased by leaps and bounds, it is still equivalent to a child under ten years old.
This is the difference between Yaozu and Human.
Even if the human race is just a mortal without cultivating, its intelligence level will increase with age, but the intelligence quotient of the demon race must gradually improve as its own cultivation base becomes stronger. Pengcheng told Liu Lang before that the demon Only when the cultivation reaches the Profound Core Realm, the level of intelligence is comparable to that of the adult race. It is even difficult to gain wit at this stage of the Qi Refining Realm. It is actually a miracle that the little fat rabbit can reach the current level.
"I'll do it myself to train the army of wild beasts!" Liu Lang sighed, just like the big fat rabbit messing around, let alone rushing to the opening of the ecological farm, even if it is another year, the training will not produce much effect.
However, Liu Lang is not an animal trainer, and he hasn't even watched animal performances before. Therefore, it is not easy to start at the moment. He asks the big fat rabbit to bring the animals to gather in the canyon tomorrow morning, and he runs back to the villa to make up for it. Knowledge about animal training.
The so-called internal affairs do not know how to ask a thousand degrees, foreign affairs do not know how to ask brother Gu, do not know how to ask a duck.
After Liu Lang turned on the computer, he immediately logged in to Licking Duck.
In the question column, I typed in the four words how to train the beast, and the question was sent out at one point.
Within two seconds, all kinds of replies flooded in.
"LZ Da Neng, let go of even animals."
"LZ is a true god, please feel afterwards."
"Curious about whether LZ is a male or female, whether it is attacking or receiving..."
Damn it!
At this time, Liu Lang posted the wrong website by himself. He quickly deleted the question, closed the licking website, and then opened the Qiandu page.
After asking the question again, the answer was really serious. Of course, there were also meaningless answers such as "floating over" and "continuing downstairs". But the overall purity is a few blocks away.
It's a pity that this kind of literal stuff doesn't help Liu Lang much.
He simply found a few videos of animal performances and watched it from beginning to end. Finally, he concluded that animal performances are basically physical and intellectual.
Physical type such as bears riding bicycles, monkeys playing parallel bars and so on.
Intellectual type, such as puppy calculating addition and subtraction within ten and so on.
To be honest, these gadgets are things that have long been played badly. If the beasts of Nanshan are also allowed to perform these things, it is really out of the ordinary. It's not attractive either.
If you want to rely on the beasts in the mountains to help Zhongyu Tourism, you must come up with a new type of performance that has not appeared before.
Liu Lang leaned on the chair, thinking hard.
First of all, he thought of his own advantages. The biggest problem in ordinary animal taming performances is the communication between the trainer and the animal.
After all, animals have a low level of intelligence, and it is difficult to understand the complex instructions of the trainer. Therefore, the animal performances on the market are relatively simple.
But I don’t have this problem. There are big fat rabbits and we can communicate seamlessly with animals. Therefore, we have to deal with complex things, and others can’t deal with them.
Soon, Liu Lang had a bold idea.
He went out and drove a car, went to the electrical appliance store, and bought a very high-end portable subwoofer speaker, which is currently selling well because all the square dancers use it.
After returning home, Liu Lang downloaded the video of the most popular square dance "Little Apple" in his laptop, and then started to fill up the shocking scene of tens of thousands of animals dancing "Little Apple", thinking about Liu Lang laughed brazenly.
In the early morning of the next day, Liu Lang holding the notebook and pulling the big speaker, appeared in the canyon outside the fairy prison.
Big Fat Rabbit has long been waiting here with his army of animals.
Tens of thousands of tigers, bears, foxes, pheasants, etc., stood quietly in the canyon, and the big fat rabbit stood in the front and majestic.
As soon as Liu Lang arrived, the big fat rabbit immediately recovered his cuteness, and ran to Liu Lang joyfully, holding Liu Lang's thighs and coquettishly.
"Go to dig two lessons of ginseng to eat! Extra meals." Liu Lang smiled and said to the big fat rabbit.
Before, he explained to Big Fat Rabbit that only two ginseng trees are allowed to be eaten every day. Big Fat Rabbit has always strictly enforced it, but for a foodie, two ginseng trees are far from enough.
The big fat rabbit immediately ran into the ginseng field as soon as he heard that there was a snack. Two ginseng trees were dug out in three or two strokes, and they filled their belly in less than a minute.
Liu Lang has long been used to it and doesn't feel distressed.
In fact, if the ginseng eaten by the big fat rabbit is sold on the market in the past few months, Liu Lang can earn at least several hundred million yuan.
"When you are full, let's start working!"
Seeing the big fat rabbit running back to him, Liu Lang first connected the laptop to the speaker, then turned it on, and clicked on the "Little Apple" video that had been downloaded long ago.
The dynamic and rhythmic sound of "Little Apple" spread across the canyon through the sound.
But now the entire Nanshan mountain has been bought by Zhongyu Tourism, and Liu Lang has turned the canyon within fifty miles into a forbidden area. Therefore, no matter how loud the voice is, you are not afraid of others hearing it.
"Big fat rabbit, see if you can learn these dance moves..."
Liu Lang originally wanted to ask Big Fat Rabbit if he could learn those movements, but before he finished speaking, he discovered that Big Fat Rabbit had already wriggled following the rhythm of the music, imitating the movements in the computer. The fat body, light movement, reveals infinite beauty.
After more than three minutes, the video ended and the music stopped abruptly.
"Fuck me!"
After a full five seconds, Liu Lang hugged the big fat rabbit, "big fat rabbit, you are so awesome, do your family know?"
"Aren't you from my family?" the big fat rabbit asked with a dull look.
"Yes, yes, I'm your family member!" Liu Lang laughed, and the reason why he was so happy is because the big fat rabbit's "Little Apple" just jumped so coquettishly, Liu Lang felt that even without the back With over 10,000 animals, one big fat rabbit alone is enough to support the entire Zhongyu Ecological Farm.
The big fat rabbit is simply the of dance!