Chapter 616: Contraception to ward off evil spirits (six more)
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The Heaven’s Jailer
- Ling Jiu Er Wu
- 1318 characters
- 2021-01-30 02:39:37
"The name of this novel seems to be very topical!" Liu Lang dropped the chicken soup book in his hand, stepped into the novel area, and removed a copy of "Xiao Ming Xiu Xian Biography" from the shelf.
"The protagonist is also called Chu Xiaoming!" Turning the first page, Liu Lang was even more surprised.
In the novel, Chu Xiaoming is an orphan, helpless and bullied, but suddenly one day, he accidentally got a jade pendant with a hidden technique, and from then on the road to immortality cultivation began. There is no strong background and no great teacher, but Chu Xiaoming has a firm heart. No matter what difficulties and dangers he encounters, he never takes a step back. In the end, he has gone through all kinds of hardships and achieved the supreme immortal body, becoming the number one in the Three Realms. people.
Liu Lang flipped through this network novel "Swish Swish", and it took less than an hour to read all five volumes of "Xiao Ming Cultivation Biography".
"This is much better than those chicken soup articles." Liu Lang nodded in satisfaction. The documentary style of novels is destined to be easier to accept than those prose poems. The key to this novel is not only the ups and downs of the plot, but what is even more rare is that the protagonist, Chu Xiaoming, not only has three attitudes, but also has a tenacious personality. He is definitely a very good example to learn from, and he also has the same name and surname as the juvenile criminal Chu Xiaoming. It’s easier for Chu Xiaoming to substitute himself into the novel.
Although it is impossible for Chu Xiaoming to completely change a novel, the benefits are definitely indispensable. After being inspired, Liu Lang selected five novels of Xiuxian with positive protagonists and positive thinking, plus "Xiao Ming Xiuxian Biography", a total of six, more than 30.
Seeing your uncle, who has exactly the same hobbies as his own, the pupils next to him were dumbfounded. The most annoying thing was that the uncle went to the counter with a bunch of novels he likes to check out, and he could only press hard. Looking at the book here, although there is a lot of pocket money, as a primary school student whose goal is to study hard every day, he absolutely dare not buy a novel home, because, in that case, there will be a storm together.
"When will I be able to grow up!" The elementary student sighed, then lowered his head and continued to read his "Xiao Ming Xiu Xian Biography". Although some of the words were unknown, he still read it with gusto.
At the last checkout, Liu Lang spent more than 700 on these thirty novels.
"Hello, buy an online novel published by Penguin Literature, and give a signed poster of the writer for more than 500 yuan. You can choose which writer you want." After collecting the money, the bookstore staff said enthusiastically.
With that said, he took out a large stack of posters from the counter.
"Is this the average level of appearance of online writers?" Liu Lang flipped through the posters, and was immediately depressed, because even if he used the Chinese PS technique, one of the four major sorceries in Asia, the appearance of those writers was still the same. Terrible.
"Generally popular writers are ugly, handsome guys are in a mess." The staff member holding the poster sighed and said, "Tell you a secret. I also write novels on the Internet, but my parents are not very powerful, and they gave me life. He’s so handsome. I have written seven or eight copies of it. I didn’t even earn the express delivery money for the contract. I can only work in this bookstore."
"..."
Liu Lang was immediately defeated by the man's logic.
"Why don't you choose this one, the pen name 21 is added to the fifth, is the most popular writer now, hang on the bedside to ward off evil." The staff enthusiastically handed a poster to Liu Lang's hand.
Looking at the poster, Liu Lang took a deep breath and fled with the thirty novels he had bought. The ugliest person he has ever seen is Wei Shengjin, who had escaped from the eighteenth to the mortal world before, and was about to take him away. And this guy with a pen name of 21 and 5 is definitely the second ugliest, it's ugly. No friends.
If you really want to hang on the bed, it is not to ward off evil spirits, but to contraception.
It was already six in the afternoon when Liu Lang returned home. Mu Xueqing had just returned home and saw Liu Lang coming in with dozens of books. She couldn't help asking: "What book did you buy?"
"Yeah." Liu Lang nodded, threw the book on the coffee table, then took a cup and poured a glass of water to drink.
Mu Xueqing picked up the novel on the table and said in surprise: "Do you still read this kind of thing?"
"Is there any problem? These novels are very well written, especially positive." Liu Lang explained.
"Positive energy?" Mu Xueqing couldn't help but open a book.
"I'm going to cook, you can try it!" Liu Lang said and walked into the kitchen. After half an hour, he brought four dishes and one soup to the restaurant.
"It's dinner!" Liu Lang shouted, and Mu Xueqing did not respond.
Liu Lang walked suspiciously to the living room, only to find that Mu Xueqing was holding a novel and she was completely fascinated. Even if Liu Lang walked to her, she did not notice.
"It's dinner!" Liu Lang shouted again.
"Huh?" Mu Xueqing finally heard it this time.
"I'm sorry, this novel is so good to watch, I blended into it without knowing it." Mu Xueqing explained embarrassingly.
"Let's eat first! Only after eating can I have the strength to watch." Liu Lang said.
Mu Xueqing reluctantly put down the novel and sighed: "I really admire the author's so many whimsical ideas. I can see it when I have the opportunity to ask for a signature or something."
Liu Lang glanced at the author's name on the cover of the novel and coughed dryly, "Signatures are OK, even if you meet, I'm afraid you will not have the courage to read the book he wrote when you see the author."
The reason why I say this is because the author of this novel was named the second ugliest in the world by Liu Lang.
Therefore, sometimes, as a reader, you just read novels when you read novels. Don't be curious to find out what the author looks like. From the point of view of the author's average appearance, the possibility of surprise is very small. In most cases, it is shocking. .
After eating, Mu Xueqing ran to the living room very dedicatedly and picked up the novel again. He did not read Liu Lang as fast as he could read this novel in ten and a half months.
Liu Lang originally bought six sets of books, but after Mu Xueqing read one, he could only keep that set. Fortunately, Mu Xueqing didn't watch "Xiao Mingxiu's Biography".
"Xiao Ming Xiu Xian Biography" is completely tailor-made for Chu Xiaoming, other than Chu Xiaoming, this one must also be given to Chu Xiaoming.
After returning to the bedroom, Liu Lang transmitted all five online novels to the mortal prison, and then his consciousness also entered the mortal prison.
"Xiao Ming, give you a gift." Liu Lang took the "Xiao Ming Xiu Xian Biography" straight to Chu Xiaoming's cell and said to Chu Xiaoming.
Liu Lang came here twice in two days. Chu Xiaoming couldn't help being flattered. It should be known that his eldest 30 had never enjoyed this kind of treatment, and there was even a gift today. Chu Xiaoming was a little excited and turned out the set of "Xiao Ming Xiu Xian Biography" , Just by looking at the name, his eyes were straight.