Chapter 640: Ten Thousand Monsters Conference (five shifts)
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The Heaven’s Jailer
- Ling Jiu Er Wu
- 1382 characters
- 2021-01-30 02:39:41
Looking at Bai Yuan's handsome face, Liu Lang silently remembered the online explanation of the word B.
There are two meanings of pretending to be B. One is a self-satisfaction or even deceptive behavior that is to show off and pretend to gain vanity, showing others the temperament that oneself lacks. The other is the act of concealing one's own talents towards others in order to cover up one's true strength and deceive the other party.
Liu Lang feels that White Ape fits the latter completely.
If the appearance of a white ape into a human is considered ugly, then there is no beautiful person in this world. Liu Lang believes that two words can be used to describe the white ape.
That's the killing of young and old, and men and women eat all.
In fact, in this world, it is difficult to find a person who fits the aesthetic vision of people of different ages and genders, and the white ape finds the most critical balance.
Regardless of body function, if you only look at the face, the white ape is definitely a genius who can be both a chicken and a duck, because both men and women will be very interested when they see him.
"I want to know who said you are very ugly to grow up like this?" Liu Lang took a deep breath and asked Bai Yuan.
"Xiaofang said it." Bai Yuan replied twitchingly.
"Who is Xiaofang?" Liu Lang looked dumbfounded.
"Xiaofang is the princess of our ape clan and my goddess. It's a pity that she hasn't seen each other for 800 years. She must have been married." Bai Yuan said with some depression.
At this moment, it seems to recall the old days.
"Just marry someone! I think she has a very ordinary vision. Maybe she saw the wrong person when she got married. When the time comes for a divorce, you still have a chance." Liu Lang patted Bai Yuan on the shoulder and comforted.
"What does divorce mean?" Bai Yuan asked with a question mark on his face.
"I'll explain this later. I think your robe doesn't fit your temperament. Let's change a suit!" Liu Lang looked at the white ape in front of him, the more awkward he looked, he immediately took out a set of his clothes from the dragon ball. , Handed it to Bai Yuan. Suit shirt leather shoes, a full set of outfits.
The robe worn by the white ape was actually picked up from the Floating Cloud Sect. I don’t know which disciple was in a panic when he ran, and was thrown on the ground. The white ape climbed up from the pigpen, and after taking a shower, he took it up. On the body, it just looks a little fat and the robe is a little long. This form of clothing has long been eliminated in modern society. Only the isolated sect is still in use.
Now that he has decided to follow Liu Lang for the time being, Bai Yuan is subject to Liu Lang’s arrangements. He will do whatever Liu Lang says. After finding a big tree to block his body, Bai Yuan takes off his robe and puts it on. The new clothes Liu Lang gave him took five minutes before he walked out from behind the tree.
"Damn, don't you feel uncomfortable wearing pants like this?" It seemed that Liu Lang didn't know what to say about the two hip pockets that appeared in front.
"Is there a problem?" Bai Yuan asked.
"The problem is big, you wear it backwards." Liu Lang did not expect that Bai Yuan would not even have the ability to take care of himself.
"But there is a hole on that side. On the other hand, isn't that exposed?" Bai Yuan asked blushing. If it's an ordinary ape without open mind, it doesn't matter if you run naked, but a demon in the condensing element realm like the white ape has already developed spiritual wisdom, knowing what should be exposed and what should not be exposed.
"Did you not find a zipper on the hole?" Liu Lang asked.
However, Bai Yuan did not understand the term zipper again. Liu Lang could only open his coat and showed Bai Yuan the front door of his trousers, and moved several zippers up and down. Bai Yuan finally understood it, hurried to the tree, and straightened up with his pants.
Liu Lang only now understood that it was a mistake to take the white ape down the mountain. This guy is not only a demon cultivator, but also an ancient person. It can be said that he doesn't know anything about modern society. I don't know what kind of jokes will be made in the future.
When the white ape came out from behind the tree again, he finally looked like a human being.
Liu Lang took Bai Yuan and found the person who was helping to look after the car. Liu Lang gave the family one thousand yuan, and the family immediately danced around Liu Lang happily.
This is the courtesy of local mountain people's hospitality.
In this barren place, a person's annual income is not necessarily 1,000. In this way, Liu Lang spent 1,000 yuan to watch a dance that lasted less than five minutes, which is actually not a big deal.
After the dance, Liu Lang asked Bai Yuan to sit in the passenger seat and started the car.
The car quickly drove out of the range of Fuyun Mountain and got on the highway an hour later.
Bai Yuan is very curious about cars, a means of transportation that has only appeared in the past 100 years. He feels like a sensible child.
Seeing that Bai Yuan was not honest in the car, and the movements on his hands kept on, it was difficult for Liu Lang to imagine how this guy had cultivated to the peak of the Ning Yuan realm.
Normally, whether it is a human or demon cultivator, they will practice quietly in meditation and retreat. The white ape is not like a person who can sit still.
Since driving is boring anyway, Liu Lang just chatted with Bai Yuan.
"Old Ape, you always say that you belong to the Ape Clan. Are your Ape Clan cultivators like you?" Liu Lang was still very curious about the origin of the White Ape.
"It's not all. Those who can cultivate can account for half!" Bai Yuan said lightly.
"Half?" Liu Lang was shocked.
We must know that among the human races, there is no one who is qualified to become a cultivator, and the white apes belong to half of the ape races, which is too far apart!
The cultivation of the monster race relies on blood. In this way, the blood composition of the ape race where the white ape is located is absolutely unusual.
"By the way, where do you ape clan live?" Liu Lang's curiosity arose.
"What do you want to do?" Bai Yuan immediately became alert.
Forming an alliance with Liu Lang does not mean that you will tell Liu Lang everything, especially the ape clan residence. This is the secret in the secret. The heavenly court is the prosperous human clan, and the monster clan is weak, so it is the same in the mortal world. It has always been regarded by some human race cultivators as the outside of evil spirits. As long as they encounter a killing, the key is that human cultivators are far more than demonic cultivators.
Therefore, most demon cultivators gather in inaccessible places and will not come out easily.
"I didn't want to do anything, just just ask, if you don't want to say it." Liu Lang chuckled, "Since there are many cultivators in your clan, no one will come out to look for you after your accident? They don't know. You were led to the Floating Cloud Sect?"
"do not know."
Bai Yuan sighed, "If I knew, the elders in my clan would have come to rescue me long ago, let alone the small Floating Cloud Sects, even the ten major sects of the Human Clan would not be able to block my clan. The elders of. It's a pity that I ran out sneakily, and no one knew where I was. So it was closed for 800 years."
"Then why did you sneak out?" Liu Lang asked curiously.
"Because, I want to participate in the Ten Thousand Demons Conference!" Bai Yuan's eyes were full of excitement.