Chapter 957: Look at seven segments for a penny


Seeing Liu Lang surrounded by stars like the moon, Guang Yaozi felt that his outlook on life, world outlook, and values ​​had completely collapsed at this moment.
He was a great immortal, and he trembled nervously when he saw Jinxian Da Neng, while Liu Lang, as a mortal, stood in front of Tianzun, still talking and laughing, without the slightest stage fright.
The gap is too big.
If you have to find a reason, it is that Liu Lang's heart is too big.
Stimulated by Liu Lang, Guang Yaozi felt that he could no longer cringe like before. As Liu Lang said, he is now the vice president of the Tianting anchor brokerage company. There will be too many opportunities to meet big shots in the future, and he can’t always follow him. Like a turtle.
After the apprenticeship is over and everyone has gone, Guang Yaozi pulled Liu Lang to the corner, "Brother, this judge, I really can't do it today."
"Is it a good idea?" Liu Lang hates that iron is not a steel track.
He felt that he had set a good example just now. Unexpectedly, Guangyaozi still couldn't support Adou. He just sat with a group of powerful men and didn't dare to vote. How could he take a heavier burden in the future? Put it on Guang Yaozi's shoulder.
"Brother, you misunderstood." Guang Yaozi hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "I mean, I want to be the host today!"
"Host?" Liu Lang was stunned for a moment, then raised his thumb: "Niu B!"
In comparison, the difficulty and courage required to be a host are much greater than that of a judge. After all, the host needs to stand on the stage and face everyone.
"Challenge yourself!" Guang Yaozi clenched his fists and said nervously and excitedly.
"Looking forward to your performance!" Liu Lang gave Guang Yaozi a gesture of encouragement, and then returned to the judges seat. As the warden and host of the immortal prison in the world, he was naturally one of the judges.
It was almost time to watch, Guang Yaozi picked up the prepared program list, sorted out his clothes, and stepped onto the stage in front of the venue.
The audience suddenly quieted down, waiting for the new year party to officially begin.
Everyone on the judges' table is full of expectation. In the heavens, at most, when the Queen Mother Jade is celebrating her birthday, they can watch a few dances, the so-called New Year party, they have not even heard of it before.
Liu Lang often watched the party, but they were all performed by mortals. He had never seen a party where gods were the protagonist, and he was full of expectations.
Standing on the stage, Guang Yaozi took a deep breath and said loudly: "Welcome everyone, come to the mortal prison and participate in the mortal prison to welcome the spring party. This time the party has set up one, two and three classes. There are several awards. Everybody has a ballot in their hands. We will determine the ownership of the award based on the results of the voting. Please enjoy the first program, the singing and dancing "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style"!"
"puff……"
Liu Lang almost sprayed.
In the next moment, six immortals headed by Zhang Daoling walked onto the stage, and under the dynamic music, they performed a square dance. These people are strong in the fairyland and have become fairy bodies. Although they have sealed the power, they imitated some actions. For them, it is still very simple, so the square dance in "The Most Dazzling National Style" dances neatly and uniformly.
Liu Lang did not expect that the gods would perform this kind of show.
There is a TV in Mortal Prison, but there is no signal. Therefore, Liu Lang previously packaged and downloaded some video materials on the computer, put them on the U disk and sent them to everyone. It is estimated that the video materials are mixed with square dance videos. Otherwise, How could Zhang Daoling and the others know "The Most Dazzling National Style" and the square dance.
Liu Lang felt that the tall mortal immortal prison welcoming Chinese New Year party was immediately lowered by this opening show. In the mortal world, the square dance is usually dancing during entertainment and fitness, and even the Spring Festival Gala of Provincial Satellite TV They can't get up. As for the big fat rabbits, the square dance danced at the opening ceremony of the Zhongyu Ecological Farm can be a fire. It is because the big fat rabbits are animal images, which people see strangely.
The six gods headed by Zhang Daoling are no different from mortals in appearance, so Liu Lang can't experience any freshness at all.
For this level of performance, he walked around in the park in the morning and could watch seven sections for a penny.
However, Liu Lang looked around, only to find that all the judges, including Yuhong Tianzun, were watching with gusto, which could not help but surprise him.
After one song, the whole venue burst into applause.
For the performance of Zhang Daoling and others, many judges were full of praise, feeling that this dance was better than the dance performed by the fairies at the Queen Mother's birthday banquet.
Liu Lang was speechless for a while.
However, when you think about it, there is a reason for this. Although the square dance is a rotten street thing in the mortal world, the gods in the heaven have never seen it.
Moreover, the song "The Most Dazzling National Style" has a lively rhythm, simple and easy-to-understand lyrics, catchy, and easy to be accepted. It is said that art has no borders, and an art form that can be popular in the mortal world has reached the heaven. There will also be a large audience.
"The second show, the skit "Selling Abductions", the performers, millions of dollars, Xing Yichen, Zhu Dachang!" After Zhang Daoling and others stepped down, Guang Yaozi, the host, continued to report.
Obviously, the video content that Liu Lang packaged and downloaded at the beginning also included previous Spring Festival Gala.
After the second show appeared, Liu Lang fully understood the routine of today's party. As he expected, there are either cross talks or sketches, followed by dance songs.
The mortal fairy prison welcoming the New Year party has suddenly become the level of the company's annual meeting, which is completely self-entertaining.
Fortunately, these programs are not played for mortal audiences, otherwise, they must be overwhelming bad reviews.
There are not many prisoners in Mortal Immortal Prison. Many shows are performed by several people. Moreover, some people have not prepared the show, so in less than an hour, all the shows are finished.
Then came the intense voting session. In the end, the square dance "The Most Dazzling National Style" performed by Zhang Daoling and others came out first, and the number of votes ranked first among all the shows.
However, considering that the number of programs is not large, and everyone has been carefully preparing for the rehearsal, Liu Lang increased the number of first, second and third prizes originally scheduled. The worst program also won three. It can be said that everyone is very happy.
After the rewarded amethyst coins were issued, the judges successively exited. After all, they are all powerful and there are many things. Being able to come over and watch the entire party has already given Liu Lang a lot of face.
However, Liu Lang kept the parents of the juvenile offenders headed by Yuhong Tianzun. After sending away the other judges, Liu Lang gave these parents to another room and said, "My sires, Chen Thirty and them have performed well recently. , You see, can they be returned to the heavenly court, and they are always locked in a mortal hell, it is not a problem!"
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