Chapter 251 - Goofy Sheng And Goofier Qi (2)

Chapter 251: Goofy Sheng And Goofier Qi (2)
Translator: 
Henyee Translations 
 Editor: 
Henyee Translations

Qi Yanxi yelled grumpily,
You dumbass! Can’t you do a slam dunk? Or are you too old for that?


Heh, dumbo, don’t talk to me,
Sheng Yize replied in a nonchalant tone.

Sucker!
Qi Yanxi gave him the finger and ordered his teammates with an animated face,
Pass all your balls to me. Copy that?


Ignore him. He forgot to take his medicine this morning.

Pfft —


Even their captain Ling Jiye burst out laughing at this. The two had been squabbling nonstop like this since the first day of their training.
It had become a thing for the basketball team.
The captain of the opposing team chuckled to himself over this and laid out a secret plan with his team.
Hey, those two idiots over there are fighting among themselves! Here’s our chance!

His team answered the call and was eager to try their luck.
They split the tasks. One player went to stop Qi Yanxi, while another went after Sheng Yize.
Right now, Sheng Yize had the ball. With how terrible things were between the two, he would never pass the ball to Qi Yanxi!
However, Sheng Yize seemed to have eyes in the back of his head and he flung the ball at Qi Yanxi with a whoosh.
Qi Yanxi didn’t even flinch. He jumped into the air and slammed the ball into the basket!

Shit!
The students of Yeyang High felt like fainting.
Qi Yanxi clapped his hands and snorted.
A bunch of idiots.



Sheng Yize pursed his mouth with disdain.
You’re the biggest idiot of all.


You’re the idiot!


You are.


You’re a bigger one than I am.


I know how idiotic you are. Stop showing off.

While the two squabbled bitterly, Yeyang’s captain refused to admit defeat and organized another round of attacks.

Go! Come on, guys!
He tried to cheer them up. However… It turned out to be yet another defeat…
The five players panted like exhausted dogs while those two didn’t even break a sweat. They were still throwing merciless insults at each other.
Seeing this, the five players of Yeyang finally had an epiphany…
This was their tactic! They were doing it on purpose to make others think that they didn’t get along well… Off the court, they might be the best of friends who shared the same pair of pants!


During the interval, An Xiaxia went up to Sheng Yize with his water, but was intercepted halfway by Qi Yanxi, who unscrewed the cap and gulped down the water before giving her a cocky smile.
Well, thank you for your water, Little Dummy Xia.

An Xiaxia stomped her foot in frustration.
Hey, why did you take my water?!

Qi Yanxi put on an innocent face right away and held the bottle out to Sheng Yize, whose face turned dark.
Why, what now? Sheng Yize, do you still want it? That’s ok. It’s just an indirect kiss. It’s not a big deal~

Sheng Yize gave him a sympathetic look.

Qi Yanxi, you really have a problem up here.
He pointed at his temple, which almost gave Qi Yanxi a stroke.
Other girls had gathered around to offer them water and An Xiaxia pouted. Sheng Yize smiled at her in resignation.
What’s wrong?


Nothing… Take their water, then…
An Xiaxia was sulking.
Sob 
… It was all Qi Yanxi’s fault…
Seeing how unhappy she was, Sheng Yize was silent for two seconds before he snatched the bottle from Qi Yanxi’s hand and downed the water in one go.
An Xiaxia was shocked.



Shit! You’re sick!
Qi Yanxi could no longer stay calm.

You’re not jealous now, are you?
Sheng Yize looked at An Xiaxia.
An Xiaxia shook her head and said with frustration,
You two aren’t… hitting it off, are you?

All these unexpected threats!
Sheng Yize was speechless.
Qi Yanxi:
…

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During the second half of the game, the players of Yeyang High realized that the two main players on the other team had become even more ferocious!
Aww! Why were those two such animals?! They were so scary!