Chapter 1039: The master is comfortable, the rookie is miserable

"Director, I don't want a firing suit. Can you get me a diving suit?"
Hearing Yang An's request, everyone looked like a monster.
Wang Zijun shouted, "You don't want fire?"
Huang Bo stunned: "Do you want to eat raw?"
Jiang Yiyi was dumbfounded: "Chang with me, I want fire ~~ I'll give you a diving suit ..."
"Wait a minute!"
Tian Liang stopped Jiang Yiyi and stared at Yang An thoughtfully, preventing them from exchanging rewards.
The situation at the scene was weird, Xiao Yueyue carrying the felling tool bag and suddenly realized: "I also understand ..."
Jiang Yiyi's mind flashed, she also understood, and said quickly: "Hey, I'm leaving now, you talk slowly ~~~"
Among the seven people present, Li Han had the least variety experience, and the other six had appeared in Yang An's major variety shows. When I saw this scene, I remembered the phrase Yang An often said-PD is an enemy.
Huang Bo smiled, stood up, and gave Yang An a helping hand: "He downgraded the first place reward in exchange for the second place reward, isn't the show team losing money?"
Guo Tao also gathered up and encouraged, "Hurry up, change him to a diving suit, don't delay our time."
Yang An said: "Don't be so rigid, I can't make a loss and you can't change it? Tens of millions of people have watched it. I don't want fire, I need a diving suit. I'll eat sashimi tonight, is this okay?"
Wang Zijun and a group of directors were dumbfounded. They suddenly realized that they had made a mistake. They thought about the problem from their own perspective, ranked the necessary survival equipment, the importance of fire first, and the importance of hunting diving suits. second.
For the guests, the fire is not the most important, the entertainment of the show is the most important, and the photogenic rate is the most important. Yang An's response made the editors suddenly realize that they were wrong.
After changing the diving suit, Yang An was happy.
He happily took his VJ to the beach, stopped far away from the production team, and smiled and said, "Fighting with the boss is a lot of fun! With a diving suit, I can catch more marine food. , You don't have to go to the jungle looking for fruits or something like them, how tired! "
VJ asked curiously, "You always eat seafood raw this way, is it really good?"
Yang An smiled proudly: "Diving goggles, flippers, diving suits, stab-resistant gloves, these diving equipment I can't make by hand. But the fire is different ..."
He raised three fingers: "I now have three ways to make a fire!"
Yang An squatted down, searched in the diving suit bag, and quickly found a black item, a diving flashlight!
The high-quality diving flashlight has a diameter of more than 5CM, and the lampshade is concave-convex, which can be used as a magnifying glass. As long as a dry lighter is placed at the focal point of the lens, it is easy to ignite. If you put gasoline or high-purity alcohol, it is easier to ignite.
As it happens, Yang An's medicine bag contains 95% of medical sterilized alcohol. It is the easiest to ignite the fire. The Wang Zijun team did not take away the medical alcohol. This was a mistake.
The second method is the traditional method of drilling wood for fire. There are wood, coconut wool, palm skin, and rattan on the island. Although it is difficult, using a diving knife to cut a wooden stick can still ignite the primer.
The third kind is similar to drilling wood for fire, splitting a dry stick, putting flammable tinder and rattan in the crack, stepping on the crack of the trunk with both feet, and quickly pulling the rattan back and forth. Can ignite primers.
"These are all the knowledge I learned in the outdoor club. Audience friends are interested to try it for themselves. So, with the diving suit, can the fire come easily? What bikes are needed?"
Yang An smiled slyly, VJ suddenly realized, thumbs up, I'm afraid I really saw Yang An getting angry, and Wang Zijun's group of directors must be depressed for a long time, right?
This scene was seen by thousands of fans, basically all of them laughed, and all the barrage and rewarders came.
"Sure enough, PD is an enemy!"
"Just wrestling with the director!"
"Yang Geer is so smart, it's the equivalent of a diving suit!"
"I can only blame the production team's outdoor survival experience is not enough. If they are experienced, they will not even keep the medical kit."
"Big brother, don't be too harsh. The variety show is good, and the show is fun."
"Let's just say that in desert islands, masters can live comfortably, and rookies are very difficult."
"Oh, look at Xiaoyue Yue rookie ~~~ what is he doing?"
The live video was given to Xiao Yueyue. He went into the woods with a mountain axe and a machete. He still remembered to be funny, and raised his left and right weapons: "I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the cow is on the waist, the dragon is on the chest, and the man is blocking. Kill, Buddha block ... Kill Buddha! "
The violent warrior with dual weapons is different. There is no way in the jungle, and Xiaoyueyue kills a way.
Cut off the rattan that is in the way!
Cut down the branches!
The banana branch is too tall, chopped ... can't drop it! Can't cut it off? Tied a stick, can it always be cut off?
The clever Xiaoyueyue always has a way. The machete is in my hand, and I have it all over the world.
He soon harvested a bunch of half-green and yellow-yellow bananas. The moment he cut off the root, the bananas smashed to the ground and splashed everywhere. The yellowest ones broke, which made him feel bad for a long time. In the end, I only found 4 fully edible mature bodies and 5 astringent semi-ripe bananas, which made him spit and drooled, and his facial features were twisted together, just like Hou Jian smoked and rolled his eyes, Don't mention how funny it is.
The small rock turtle island is rich in fruits and numerous fruits, so there is no problem in eating it.
But the difference is whether to eat well, whether to eat rare food or pig food, which is very particular about it.
Xiao Yueyue didn't even look for a house, so she looked for food first.
Li Han and Guo Tao did not get a novice package, nor did they have a great ability, and they really suffered a lot today.
They climbed carefully on the rocks. The lush jungle alone did not dare to go in. They could only join hands to find wild fruits. ~ Www.EbookFREE.me ~ was preparing to pick them. When they saw the fruits covered with ants and Small insects, holes are everywhere, who dare to approach?
The family did n’t find a good home, and they could n’t find anything to eat. The helpless expression of the male group idol spread to China, and the fans were distressed!
"Do donate to Han Han, I'm so distressed ..."
"The director is a beast, so tortured, it will die with a knife? Can you survive for 24 hours with no hands? Can't you catch it?"
"We're here to watch stars. Do you show us the hardships of the stars? Intentional star abuse, guys!"
"It's been an hour, I haven't eaten, I haven't drunk, the sun is drying, and the cold, you must hold on, we will organize someone to donate to you ~~"
Fans of Li Han were agitated. Several senior leaders of the official support team hurriedly held an emergency meeting. After intense discussions, they decided to ask the producer of the law of the jungle to start with donations, how much is a knife, how much is a lighter. Fans are willing to send off-site supplies to idols.
Who knows, bad news came from the production team-don't accept donations!