Chapter 116: Fairy! Let go of that male god!
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 1990 characters
- 2021-03-01 09:50:45
"What happened? Why did Yang An retire?"
"I'll go! Li Yue has a heart attack, Yang An is hospitalized and rested!"
"What's wrong? Why are you having a heart attack? My grass! Some scolded Yang!"
"Grass! Last night the forum tore up the battle, why didn't I go to fight? Who dares to hack my brother Yang, I fight with him!"
There were ten and ten hundred on the subway. Even if everyone didn't know each other, they were all fans of comedians, all fans of Yang An's comic dialogue, and fans of Lin Yunshe. Then everyone was like brothers and sisters!
The indignation-filled office workers took out their mobile phones, searched for the source of the wicked, and vented the biggest dissatisfaction on Wang Shun, scolded, and hacked.
More people went to Yang An's Weibo and went to Li Yue of Lin Yunshe to care about them, condolences them, and keep them.
"Yang brother, don't you retire? OK, you know? The only reason I watch TV is you!"
"Yang An, don't be discouraged. My parents love to see you talking cross talk. My grandfather in his seventies is like a child. After dinner every Thursday, he moved his bench and sat in front of the TV. Watch you on the show! If you retire, how can we live! "
"Don't go, okay? We have any grievances, let us help you solve them, you continue to stay and talk about cross talk, okay? We need your happiness ..."
"I'm crying ... I'm so sorry for you, Brother Yang ... why are there so many bad guys in this world? Hoohoo ..."
Fans kept crazy, but nobody saw Yang An's reply.
It seemed that Yang An was really asleep as he said, and no one could wake him up ...
Ten thousand!
30,000!
Sixty thousand!
Yang An's personal space has more than 800,000 fans. The blog post announcing his retirement has more than 60,000 netizens' responses, and the number of reposts is more than 2 million!
"I'm going to the hospital to see Brother Yang and cheer for him!"
This is the most praised comment. Yang An is famous from Red Maple and has a huge fan appeal in Red Maple. Fans said to see him and they could call hundreds of people casually!
When dozens of fans gathered at the door of the Pok Oi Heart Hospital, Yang An finally updated his Weibo: "Thank you for coming to see me, but don't come with so many people and don't affect the normal order of the hospital and other patients. Thank you, I am very Okay, let me arrange a meeting. "
The fans finally calmed down, and Yang An's mother went out again, and selected a few fan representatives at the hospital entrance, as well as Hongfeng's local media, who were preparing to bring them in.
"Auntie, I am Xiao Ai of Whale Shark Live Broadcasting Network. Many netizens want to know the situation of Yang An and Li Yue. Can I go in and report to millions of netizens in the form of live broadcast?"
A beautiful girl crowded out the crowd and said, calling her mother.
What is Whale Shark Live Network?
My mother didn't know it very well, but Yang An and Rong Feifei participated in Li Xintong's Sohu live broadcast. She knew this should be a good publicity channel, so she agreed.
Xiao Ai is excited. She is the female anchor of Whale Shark.com, the nation ’s largest professional live broadcast site. She is half-warm, and did not expect to have the opportunity to see Yang An on this live broadcast. She walked behind while walking to the ward with excitement. Shooting with a mobile phone, and incidentally explained, "Dear netizens, I am heading to Yang An and Li Yue's ward and reporting their situation immediately ..."
The Whale Shark's automatic monitoring system detected a difference, and the director quickly got the following report: "One of our female anchors interviewed Yang An and is doing a live broadcast!"
Director overjoyed: "Hurry up and arrange homepage promotion! Omnichannel promotion! Hurry up and contact that female anchor and tell her clearly!"
In the fast-paced Internet era, print media, portals, and TV news are not as fast as live broadcasts! Even Weibo is fast, but who is more direct than live video?
Whale Shark. Like a shark, it did a homepage advertisement in one minute and opened an oversized room for 500,000 people for Xiao Ai. Ten standby service crews were on standby, and eight senior engineers were on standby. The swarm of netizens is bursting!
50,000, 100,000, 200,000 ...
More and more netizens squeezed into the live broadcast room of Whale Shark. When they saw a group of people walking into the ward, they saw Yang An wearing a sick suit and smiling by the bed.
Yang An laughed and waved: "Hi ~ Hello ~ What are you doing? I didn't say cross talk, what flower baskets are you sending? Wasting money isn't it? You can send cauliflowers enough, and you can take them home for cooking in the evening. ! "
Dozens of fans sneered, tears in their laughter, especially when they saw Yang An in a sick costume, and did not forget to make them happy, a few girls choked up.
Yang An was most afraid to see a woman crying in front of her, and said quickly: "Okay, I'm not as fragile as you think, just because the doctor said that I don't rest well and lack nutrition, let me take good care of myself. You see, I am strong Yes! "
Having said that, she also deliberately walked in front of a female fan to make a muscle show, which made the female fan break her tears.
Hey ~
The female fan couldn't help but hugged Yang An's full arms and buried her head in Yang An's arms, ashamed Xia Fei's cheeks.
This sudden attack made the audience laugh, and Yang An was helpless. She patted her on the back and said, "Be good, don't cry, OK, if you cry, I will be unhappy ... "
"Um ~~ I don't cry, you have to be good ~"
The female fan raised her head and observed Yang An's face carefully. Although her tears were not dry, her heart was full of happiness.
Xiao Ai held her mobile phone and filmed the scene completely. Hundreds of thousands of netizens Qi claimed it.
"Yang Geer is so gentle and cute ... I love him so much!"
"He's a perfect example of a perfect boyfriend! I really envy that female fan!"
"Fairy! Let go of that male god, let me come!"
"I really want to cry in the arms of Yang Geer ~~ ohh ~"
Whale shark netizens are particularly friendly and all praise the scene. The barrage of brushes flew up and soared.
Woo ~~
Weird sound came, Xiao Ai was shocked. It turned out that someone had 5 Great White Sharks in succession, reaching an excess of 5,000, and the special effect was swiped!
Five swaying great white sharks lined up in a battle formation, swiped from left to right on the mobile phone, uttered a whale song, and the barrage said: "I wish Yang An to recover soon!"
Yang An also heard this weird voice, so she noticed Xiao Ai. After looking at Xiao Ai, her face turned red.
Xiao Ai was a little embarrassed and said, "Well, brother Yang, I'm also your fan. I'm listening to your songs and crosstalk. I'm a anchor on Whale Shark Live Network. At this time ... live broadcast, You do not mind right?"
Whale Shark Live Network?
Of course, Yang An knows that China's largest online live broadcast network. It is said that people inside are stupid and come at a high speed. He also wants to open a live room for Rong Feifei on Whale Shark.
Although I don't know how many people are watching this female anchor named Xiao Ai, the basic image still needs attention.
Yang An smiled, pushed away the female fan in her arms, and waved at the mobile phone: "Hello everyone, Whale Shark. I'm Yang An, I miss you, I'm fine, thank you ~ Wow, this What is it? Orca or great white shark? Haha, this special effect is quite interesting! "
The mobile phone keeps ringing, Xiao Ai is happy and crazy, all these are special effects sounds, but she understands that everyone is giving Yang An a favor.
After such a break, the rest of the fans also found a chance. The woman's all blushed and hugged Yang An, and even Xiao Ai rushed up. She was still in a place where she couldn't see it on the mobile broadcast. A glance at Yang An's neck fled shyly.
Several male fans also came up. The men did not embrace each other, all raised their fists, bumped into Yang An, shouting words of encouragement.
When I saw the last fan, Yang Anwa said, "This uncle, wouldn't you like me too ..."
The old man laughed and stretched out his hand, "Yang An, I'm your crosstalk fan, but you don't remember me?"
Yang An shook her hand, embarrassed, she just felt familiar, but she couldn't remember it.
Xiao Ai held a mobile phone and laughed, recording Yang An's sloppy look.
Thinking of an accent, Yang An finally remembered it and asked in amazement: "Are you ... Ms. Huang?"
The old man laughed and patted Yang An's arm with relief: "Yes, you haven't forgotten the book yet, remember me this old guy!"
Yang An quickly led the old man to introduce to you: "This is my grade director when I was in high school, and Mr. Huang from Hong An No. 1 Middle School, are you retired now? Oh, we all called you in the exam room to be sad, I Remember that time ... ha ha ha ha ha, I was wrong for a moment, don't you mind, Mr. Huang? "
Hahahaha ...
At the exam hall, when I was worried, many netizens at UU reading www.uukanshu.com laughed out loud. The taste is too familiar. Do n’t many senior directors use this nickname? It turned out that everyone, like Yang An, had suffered the same poisonous hands when he was young!
Mr. Huang certainly wouldn't mind: "Hey! You guys were naughty then! After so many years, you haven't changed! I retired and picked up my grandson from Red Maple to and from school. I heard that you were hospitalized on the road, so I purposely Come to see you. Yang An, I have time to go back to Hong An to see more. The students and students of Hong An No. 1 Middle School regard you as an idol. You are now a public figure and a star. You have to take a good lead. Set an example for your brothers and sisters and set an example! "
Yang An nodded repeatedly: "Ms. Huang said that I return to Hong'an every year. I will go back to the middle of the Spring Festival this year."
When the old people from other countries met, everyone was sighing and Yang An was very moved.
Finally it was the reporter's turn to speak: "Mr. Yang, have you really decided to quit" Happy Comedian "?"
Yang An said: "Yes, I want to quit! The accident of Li Yue really frightened me. I was also alert and couldn't think that I was disregarding my body when I was young. But please rest assured, I will never lose cross talk As long as I'm still articulate, can move around, and have the opportunity to stand on the stage, I will spare no effort to give everyone the best comic dialogue. I have a few decades to live, right? Everyone will have in the future A lot of opportunities to hear me talk! "
Everyone laughed. The reporter originally planned to ask if Wang Shun had put pressure on you, but I felt the atmosphere was not suitable, so the reporter did not ask.
Xiao Ai suggested with a smile: "Brother Yang, today you do n’t talk about cross talks, can you sing a song for us? Let ’s take a look, there are 1.2 million viewers in the live broadcast ... Oh my ... how so many people!"