Chapter 126: Come on stage

The applause thundered and the stage slowly switched. The audience opened their eyes and looked for Yang An.
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A Peking Opera opened with gongs and drums, Yang An carrying a long knife to play.
He is dressed as an ordinary young man, with a cardigan and a black body, large black opening training pants, flat shoes, and a chest pattern printed on the chest. This set of movements makes the whole feel like no makeup , Takes no clothes, and the steps and skills are very unfamiliar.
As the sound of the instrument gradually slowed down, Yang An played a half-personal solo show, playing a piece of knife flower, standing on one foot while standing still, but his body was still shaking, scared that he almost did not fall, the audience in the audience Sending applause and laughter to Yang An, the opening was so special!
Yang An put down his long knife and said, "My name is Yang An. The director is a TV variety show host. Occasionally I come to talk about cross talk. Master Li Xiangkun, everyone knows? I call his master ..."
Oh!
The audience was pleasantly surprised, did Yang An worship Li Qiankun, the most famous crosstalk master in China?
After a pause, Yang An sighed the next second: "Unfortunately he refused to agree, I think my basic skills are bad!"
Hahahaha!
What a familiar taste!
What an unexpected God turn!
At this moment, viewers in front of countless TVs across the country are watching, especially those who have seen Yang An's comic dialogue. The first thought that flashed through my mind was "sing off without shoes" and the second was "semi-dumb and half-deaf" "So Yang An made them all laugh at this turning point.
Cao Shulin rejected you, Li Qiankun rejected you too. Come on, Yang Geer, what kind of teacher do you worship, and no one wants to accept you as an apprentice, you will continue to be a wild animal in the comic dialogue world, everyone is waiting for you to become a wild boss that day!
The audience thought so cheerfully.
Yang An continued to introduce: "I didn't shrink the word in my life dictionary! I decided to impress him with sincerity. When I learned that he lived in this Pear Garden Home for the Elderly, I worked here as a volunteer after work! But Here, there are several old artists like Mr. Li, all of whom have fancyed me, rushing to take me as a disciple, and have to teach me a skill! Wow yeah yeah ~~~ "
The gongs and drums rang again, and a bald old man came out after the screen next to the bed. The old man was wearing a folio gown and also had a long knife in his hand. He had a few tricks with Yang An who was killed by the knife. Yang An Overturned to the ground, mourned, fell to the ground for mercy, exaggerated action, full of jokes.
The light shone on the bald man, and many audiences did not know it.
But in the art world, especially in the Peking opera world, the senior ticket fans in front of the TV and the opera practitioners all uttered an exclamation: "Yuan Shiji!"
Lao Yuan is 70 years old this year, a famous Peking Opera artist and a national first-class actor. He has won numerous lifetime awards.
Yuan Lao sang, "You, you must not have practiced!"
Yang An had no choice but to sing: "Master, I practiced, but ... how about letting the disciples solve personal hygiene problems before they die?"
Yuan Lao sang, "You go quickly!"
Yang An crawled and rolled: "Get orders!"
Yang An responded to the old man with a Peking opera aria and managed to escape. He introduced to the audience: "See? My Peking opera master, Mr. Yuan Shiji, 70, is physically tough like a guy, five big and three thick, Kong Wu strong, just now It ’s a life of nine deaths! The next one, Allegro! "
Yang An pulled a set of allegro from his waist and struck a bar, as if knocking on the door: "Master!"
The second old man followed a bar and responded, "Come in!"
The Allegro code is wrong, can't we still enter the door? This is really a wonderful professional knocking method. In the audience's laughter, Yang An met with Allegro.
Mr. Gao Fengshan, a well-known Allegro master, is 71 years old, a national-level actor, and everyone who knows him is surprised. You are so old when you perform on stage.
For a period of professional allegro for Allegro, Yang An was tortured by ecstasy, and he could not beat the Allegro. As long as he made a mistake, Mr. Gao Fengshan would definitely train by force. Yang An quickly found a retreat and came to The third one.
Yao Xueyao, a well-known single-string drumming artist, is still nearly sixty years old, but it is still difficult to hide her beauty and temperament. She is wearing a lake blue splendid cheongsam, just sitting on the edge of the bed, she is also full of charm. Beautiful woman.
Yang An has to be transgender this time. Most of the female singers of single-string drumming tunes, such a female master, from sitting, manners, movements, and even speaking tone, Yang An must have to master, learn to act like a woman, make a joke. 100%!
Of course, the last one is Li Qiankun. Old Li refused to open the door. Yang An had to be familiar with the pass to enter the door. Yang An was forced to memorize a half of the "name of the dish." Always chase two streets with a folding fan!
The audience watched it very seriously, gradually integrated into the plot, with a heart on Yang An, and wanted to see this special home for the elderly, what interesting stories will happen.
Similar to comics, the general process can be roughly divided into five steps, pavement, narrative, high dynasty, sensational, and comprehension.
The four old people were soothed, and the introduction of the comic dialogue was completed.
Yang An walked to the front desk, pointing to his wrist, "It's almost time to go to bed. I'm going to adjust the meter. Why do you ask me to adjust the meter? Don't let the elderly have the concept of time, otherwise they can figure out their own When I'm over the age, I know that I'm old, so much mental stress ... "
Just after this passage, Beijing opera Yuan Lao Gao sang, "Hate it ~~~"
Yang An was helpless: "Look, this is mental stress ..."
What does Yuan Lao hate? Are you hating Yang An for her poor academic skills? Still hate the successor?
This stage of the performance did not make the audience laugh at all, but many people faintly caught something.
The next performance officially entered the narrative stage.
Yang An continued to learn Peking Opera, but unfortunately he hadn't stepped out of the single string. Like a young lady, Yuan Yuan was so anxious that he took a knife holder around his neck and, like an old child, jumped to his feet: "Yang An , You have to learn Peking Opera with me! If you do n’t learn it, you will lose it. If you do n’t learn it, I will die!

Allegro Gao also was disappointed with Yang An ’s performance: "I can see that you have no intention of learning Allegro. We have no apprenticeship. We might as well worship the brothers instead of living in the same month in the same year and dying in the same month of the same year. You don't learn Allegro, our brothers will take this craft away! "
Aunt Shan Dan was dissatisfied with Yang An: "Neither of us need to match our apprentices. We might as well get married. The greatest merit of this person is Kefu! If you do n’t learn, it will make sense to stay in the world ..."
The cross talk master Li Qiankun hated Yang An most: "You ca n’t even talk about the basic skills of cross talk, but you ’re embarrassed to stand on the stage and talk about cross talk? It does n’t matter if you do n’t learn, when I go down, please ask our cross talk ancestor Dongfang Shuo Let him haunt you every night! "
Yang An was almost tortured by the four masters, and finally revealed the stuffing. When the four knew that Yang An was learning skills, it was because the four old men stood together to argue.
At this time, the sketch finally came to an outbreak.
Four arts, four masters, disagree with each other!
Allegro Gao shouted, "Who says Allegro is noise? In our hands, Allegro is art! Flash away! Yang An, let me listen to you today, what is real art!"
There was a crackling sound of Allegro. From the left and right backstage, more than 20 young people wearing traditional coats all held Allegro and stood in two columns to perform a group of "Sun Wukong three dozen bone bone essence" Allegro!
Shocked! Very shocking!
More than 20 people played Allegro and sang lyrics together. I did n’t hear any abnormal sounds or flaws. These people are all disciples of Gao Lao and a few Allegro masters. They are also the only Chinese allegro performers in China today. team!
The applause and cheers of the audience were sent out. This big scene has not been seen for many years? How long has Allegro disappeared from the Spring Festival Gala stage? Even today, they can hear and see such a wonderful and authentic Allegretto!
The allegro is over ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Cross talk Li Lao opened the crowd and beckoned: "Do you think we are incompetent in cross talk? Aren't you," Geographic Map "memorize!"
More than a dozen young comic actors stood out, wearing the same traditional gowns, carrying the adapted "Geographical Maps" in unison, backing up the geographical maps, and traveling around the world without going out. In less than half a minute, the major cities in China visited A circle.
The cross talk ended, and Aunt Yao Yao refused to accept: "Old man! I will let you know today, what is the real beauty! Yang An, you listen!" 360 search wonderful-pen-court: the king of variety entertainment Update fast
Out of the background, six classical beauties with octagonal drums, wearing cheongsams and a graceful figure, sat next to a seventies old man playing Sanxian and sang a single string chorus "Wind and the Wind Returning Boat" together with Aunt Yao. "!
Aunt Yao said the first sentence, "The wind disappears," and pierced the hearts of countless audiences, making their bones numb!
The feminine beauty, the tenderness of the water village, the music around the beam seems to slap everyone's heart, and the audience has listened to the obsession. It turns out that there is such a beautiful song in this traditional art track!
There were tears in the corners of the eyes of many old audiences.
Old people rarely shed tears. They have seen too much sadness and joy in their lives.
But now, when I heard this song that only appeared in the memory of young people, many old people's hearts were softened, deep inside was struck by a three-string sound, played quietly, and turbid tears flowed from their eyes.
In the end, it was the Beijing opera Yuan Lao. He didn't know where to draw a blue dragon and a moon knife, pulled Yang An over, patted his chest and said, "They are all side dishes. If you want to talk about real kung fu, you must be hard. Our national culture, Beijing opera! "