Chapter 211: Say 1 cross talk and suffer 2 times
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 1965 characters
- 2021-03-01 09:51:08
Yang An smiled: "Audience, my name is Yang An ..."
Li Yue raised the volume: "My name is Li Yue!"
Yang An was upset: "I won't let you talk. You are arrogant. I am amusing. I am more famous than you ..."
Li Yue also quarreled: "My name is Li Yue, I'm holding you, without me holding you, what are you teasing? You brought this set ..."
Poppy poppy ~
The two hands up!
The big fat man Li Yue stopped there, his feet remained motionless, and his hands were chasing and pushing, Yang An had nowhere to start, he could only grab weapons on the table.
Grab the towel and throw!
Grab the folding fan and throw!
Grabbing again, nothing was caught, Li Yue took the opportunity to get closer, and grabbed Yang An's arm: "You get me off!"
噗通 ~
Yang An was knocked to the ground and hit two rolls. Li Yue, who weighed more than 200 kilograms, broke free from Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, and threw him to Yang An, punched and kicked, and it took a long time to be pulled away!
Hahahaha!
The audience and the players all laughed wildly, Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao almost burst into tears: "You are really stunned by Li Yue? You can't push him even if you push it, do you dare to do it with him?"
On TV, Yang An screamed on the ground, patted the floor of the stage, and cried to the audience, "Oh my ... ohh ... you give me a shot ... why do you want to bully people? ... "
Not only did the photographer give him a close-up lens, many audience members sitting in the front row all gathered around, laughing and holding a mobile phone to look at Yang An's expression of being stung. This is a precious memory that I have never seen before!
With a crying voice, Yang An turned down from the stage, and while crying, he walked in front of Cao Shulin, kneeling beside him and crying, "Master, you are the master of my master ... I let Li Yue give him a sigh ... ... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh since I have scratched him, I am scratching it for a long time ... I ca n’t push it, he kicked me ... master me ... wowhoo ... "
Cao Shulin was seated by the actors' families. They should have laughed a bit higher, and we can see Yang An's pitiful appearance. Everyone laughed so tightly that they laughed awryly.
Under the camera, Cao Shulin had a serious face. He took out a mobile phone from his inner pocket of the suit, and Yang An's cry stopped immediately. Instead, he found a big backer, and found the villain who supported him with a back, and pointed at the mobile phone. Chong Cao Xiaobao Li Yue shouted fiercely: "It's calling! My master has called for you to clean up!"
The three Li Yue on stage took a step back in shock, their faces were all frightened expressions, making the audience laugh.
But Cao Shulin drew some pictures on his mobile phone for a long time, but he couldn't talk on the phone. Yang An looked at his mobile phone and looked at Cao Shulin's face, embarrassed and said, "How about grabbing a red envelope? I'm so lucky ... Oh my god, It's awkward ... "
The audience laughed miserably, Yang An, do you want to be so funny?
Are you asking someone to clean up? Isn't your master your big patron? Cao Shulin doesn't help you at all!
The master didn't help, and Yang An had to stand up. He was wearing a coat and couldn't lift his legs. He could only lie on the edge of the stage and rolled up, not to mention being funny.
The three Li Yues were so proud that they began to provoke: "You are coming!"
"What's your name?"
"Master won't help you!"
Yang An was angry and pointed at the three men and yelled, "I don't believe no one can heal you. Is there anyone in the background?"
"Gone with the Wind" BGM sounded again, and the audience burst into laughter. They saw Uncle Hou Jianhou stepping out of the background. It was so extraordinary. When he appeared, he shocked all four!
Seeing this scene, Qiu Jiuling felt with emotion, Lin Yunshe's pillar Zhu Hou Jian, the most famous descendant of the Hou faction in the domestic comic circle, was placed in the comic circle, and they were all famous masters!
After Hou Jian appeared and greeted the audience, as elders and seniors, he urged everyone not to fight, Lin Yunshe should be united. When asking why they were fighting, Yang An cried and said, "I accidentally said something wrong. He hit me! "
Hou Jian embarrassed: "Li Yue, isn't it a mistake to say this?"
Li Yue was angry: "What did you ask him?"
Yang Andao: "I just said, it's not good to hold ..."
Upon hearing these words, Hou Jianhuo rushed around, turned around, and pushed Yang An down: "I'll go to you!"
Hou Jiangang advised everyone not to fight, but in a blink of an eye, they started to fight, not only toppling Yang An, but also grabbing the towel and smashing it over, and some trouble, Hou Jian erupted infinitely powerful power, old strong, old tree roots, one Sitting on the bottom of Yang An's body, two fists opened the bow from side to side, and Yang An screamed constantly.
The audience laughed, the audience laughed back and forth, they couldn't stop, and tears fell down!
Yang An, this unlucky child, he was beaten again!
It was the rescuer he called out, and his own rescuer stunned himself. Yang An was unlucky, and there was no one in the comic dialogue world!
Just look at the people in Lin Yunshe pulling Hou Jian up, Yang An lay on the ground, moved to the stage little by little, pointing at Shabei, crying: "Can't live ... ohh ... this Life can't go on ... this cross talk can't be said ... oh oh ... I'll go back as the host ... "
Even Shabe couldn't stop smiling, sitting on a rest bench and almost never falling down.
Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao laughed straight at the table: "You said how good you are as a host!"
"You said a cross talk, and met two times ... oh, laugh at me ..."
Yang An is also smiling. This is the hottest and most funny part of the audience. His performance is okay. Everyone's performance is very good, especially Hou Jian. I just talked about it with great care before, his old driver, parents. The calmer fan of the predecessor, with the smashing action's instant collapse, this one-on-one change produced a great dramatic conflict effect instantly, this is the laughing point in comedy!
As we all know, Hou Jian is holding a cricket, and of course he can't hear others say bad things about chanting: "What's wrong with holding crickets? Ah? You talk about it, what's wrong with holding crickets?"
"Okay! Good job!"
Yang An raised her thumbs in both hands, and she didn't know what happened, she immediately slapped her!
Hou Jian rolled his sleeves: "I don't like to hear people talk about this, the one who holds it!"
Yang An continued to ask for mercy: "The invincible!"
It ’s good to hold ... The invincible to hold ...
The audience laughed, Yang brother, you have added new content to this expression pack! That's it! Not surprisingly, there will definitely be dozens of more chats in the group chat tomorrow. Yang An, who has studied all professions, praises and admires it!
Hou Jian finally returned to normal, pointing at a bunch of juniors: "What brother Lin Yun are you fighting for? Is it useful to fight last time? Didn't your master sit down? He didn't go to the top ..."
These words are vague, seeing Hou Jian pointing to the sky, and looking up at the sky to signal, many people understand for a second, Yang Geer, your master is not dead yet, how can you compete?
But the young people were always enthusiastic, and didn't say a few words, and everyone started to work again, noisily, had to go outside to find a place, and the guy directly!
When the audience applauded, only Hou Jian was on the stage, and God turned around. Hou Jian called his son: "Your brothers and uncles, and the hottest Yang An. From now on, you are already a brother of Lin Yun! When our grandpas go back, we will celebrate our success, and Lin Yunshe will be our grandpa in the future! "
The audience laughed, "Lin Yun Yi Brother 2" got a big start in the second season of "Happy Comedy" and won a lot of fun!
When the actors came out of the background, Shabey interviewed: "Yang An, were they true or false?"
Yang An joked: "Of course it's Shinji, Lin Yunshe wants to hit me up and down!"
That ’s for sure. Nao Wugeng stabbed people over and over again, and made a lot of money before sharing money with Lin Yunshe. Of course, he had to be beaten, but the action was true, but it was fake on the meat. Everyone rehearsed many times , The intensity has been controlled for a long time.
Shabe interviewed several others, and finally joked and asked Yang An: "You fight for Brother Lin Yun once a year and you fail every year. Can you come again next year?"
Yang An laughed: "It may come next year! However, I think it is easier for the host to sit down!"
The opening comics got a good start, and Xiaobeidong kept applauding. Yang An just finished eating dumplings and wiped his mouth to clean up the chopsticks.
Jin Dabao asked with a smile: "Brother Yang, are you showing off intentionally? Look at your performance, first in this field?"
Yang An nodded: "The audience gave love and gave the first place in the game, but I will not participate in the future games of Lin Yunshe, and I will play the first game. And I am not here to show off. I ’m looking for two. Discuss things. I have a new program, which is probably produced during the Spring Festival. Who are you interested in? "
Xiaodongbei asked: "Specifically, what show? Can't we both go on at the same time?"
Yang Andao: "No, I have found four people, Shabei, me, Li Jingtian, Zhou Jinci, if you add one of you, I can still form the team if I am the last one."
Xiaodongbei was really interested: "Six men? And Shabe and you?"
Yang An briefly introduced the "Amazing Challenge" and said, "In short, I will concentrate on forming a team before the New Year ~ EbookFREE.me ~, and it will not delay you too much time. The recording will be completed in a month at most. Can you both discuss it? "
Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao really wanted to discuss. The two used the excuse to go back to check the schedule. In fact, they were hiding in a private place. Everyone knew that Yang An's program was synonymous with high ratings. ?
Yang An is not in a hurry. He currently lacks an "unlucky" character. It is best to be a comedy. If Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao have no time, he can even go back to the brothers who love to laugh, but Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao are famous Bigger, so choose them first.
Soon after the two returned, Xiaodongbei laughed and said, "Dabao's hometown will build a house after the Spring Festival, so I can only go up."
Jin Dabao was still reconciled: "Now say that, if there is a chance in the future, leave a place for my brother!"
Yang An laughed and shook hands with the two: "Welcome to join the" Great Challenge ", friendship tips, almost no male guest on my show ended well, Xiaodongbei you just wait for me to die, haha ... "
Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao stared at each other, stunned! (To be continued.)