Chapter 215: Yes-or-No? Life Theater!
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 2021-03-01 09:51:09
On the sixth day of the first month, after the artists have been arranged, Duan Haishan and Sun Dabao came together to find Yang An. 《乐 〈文》 fiction www.lw
"The good news is that everything is ready. There will be no problems shooting tomorrow. The hotels, restaurants, and vehicles that have been contacted are in place. With the help of the CCTV liaison team, the railway and airport are ready. They are very cooperative. The bad news is ... "
Sun Cannon stopped suddenly, very embarrassed.
Yang An asked, "What's wrong?"
Sun Dabao looked at Duan Haishan, and sighed, "Two directors didn't come to work, they are out of touch."
Duan Haishan added: "One is the grassroots director and the other is the core director."
Yang An is most afraid of these things: "How much do they know?"
Sun Dabao was embarrassed and didn't know what to say: "They have seen most of the scripts in the first edition and are familiar with the entire framework of our show."
Yang An asked a few more core details and was relieved after thinking about it: "It's okay, just go and leave. We are ours. If we see which TV station follows the trend the fastest, we don't know what is digging the foot of the wall Who is it? Rest assured, the essence is in our own hands. If they only imitate the shape, it is Dong Shixiao, laughing with generosity! "
The two were soothed, but Yang An was full of war.
"Digging the wall and digging into my head? Really when we have no secret means? Why" Singing the Divine Land "can't control the leak of the audience, and my program is almost impossible to leak?
Yang An asked Song Xiaomei to go down and let the technical department collect the whereabouts of the two lost directors. Each employee who joined Enron and the audience who participated in the recording of the program must fill in a document, a commonly used ID and major account numbers. Will be recorded in the case, the company will not actively touch these things, but once the leak is involved, the technical department at Enron will take action.
If you do n’t want to know, unless you do n’t know what to do, in the information age, it ’s impossible to wash away everything from the past and start again!
On the seventh day of the first lunar month, on a normal work day, "The Great Challenge" officially started filming. However, it was rainy and the sky was just outside, and it was awful.
For the first time shooting the outside scene, the entire team dispatched more than forty people outside, Duan Haishan took the helm, Sun Cannon executed, and everyone was busy.
The production team rented an open-top sightseeing bus from the bus company with huge advertisements on both sides. A semi-open canopy was set up in the camera area at the front of the second floor. The cameras and directors were hiding underneath. Four accompanying cars Escort before and after, two police motorcycles opened the road, Hongfeng City Government has given considerable convenience and help, which is worthy of praise.
In order not to affect citizens' commuting to and from work, the production team's search routes are in open areas such as scenic areas, development zones, and stadiums.
The first one was Yang An!
Yang An was drenched into a chicken, and he was prepared for it. If he could not suffer, he wouldn't talk about others. This bad luck in the opening must be him!
This is the main entrance of the science and technology park. There are no obstructions on the front, back, left and right, only landscape trees with insufficient foliage.
Yang An was wearing a waterproof down jacket and a hat. The rain dripped from the brim of his hat. His frozen face was dark blue, pointing to the front and saying: "Withholding salary, go back to your group and all withholding salary ... too bullying ... Let me wait here before dawn ... "
A mobile photographer stood by Yang An and was shooting to this group of photographers. Sure enough, the photographers were all wearing raincoats and holding umbrellas for the cameras. Only Yang An had no rain gear, and his breath was white fog!
The boss pointed at the scold, and the production team was unmoved.
Sun Cannon is holding an umbrella, standing there smiling and not talking, entering the show recording stage, he is the biggest, even Yang An has to obey orders!
After all, the bus came, and Yang An got into the car. The first thing was to open the trunk, wipe the face with a dry towel, take off the wet down jacket, and prepare to change clothes.
"Yes-Or-No?"
Sun Cannon, holding a notebook, stood next to the driver and asked Yang An.
Yang An hesitated, standing upright, and having heating in the car, which alleviated his cold.
This is the character judgment of the opening. Yang An said earlier that Sun Cannon was rushing to this during the Spring Festival.
Definitely not guessing the two-color ball, what could it be?
Yang An hung a sponge towel with a SpongeBob printed on her neck and wiped her face while asking, "Let me answer the question? What do you want to ask?"
No one answered, Sun Dabao continued to ask, "Yes-Or-No?"
Yang An plucked her hair: "I have to answer the question first, then you tell me what the problem is, right? This is for me to make a multiple choice question!"
That's right, Sun Dabao nodded, raised Yang's question board, just didn't show it to him.
Yang An ’s position in the show is demon-smart and intelligent, so he has to perform his own guess of the show ’s intentions. Of course, this process of thinking can be formed by post-recording voiceovers in post-production. , So he felt his chin and thought: "YES!"
Sun Cannon turned the question board: "Do you want to be woken up?"
Yang An is out!
Huh!
A masked man held a huge air hammer and jumped out from the second floor. He sneaked into the back of Yang An, slammed him, and exclaimed: "What the hell! Who is attacking me?"
The camera crew laughed, and Sun Dabao waited for Yang An to respond. The second question was "Yes-Or-No?"
Yang An could not laugh or cry: "I guessed wrong just now? YES means being beaten, NO means not being beaten, right? Then I will choose the second time ... No!"
Sun Cannon turned a page, revealing the second question: "Want to stop being beaten?"
"Oh my God……"
Huh!
Yang An hadn't called out yet, and the air hammer hit him again. He was too late to dodge and was annoyed, "Is there anything wrong! No, you can show me the first question, I think you're making trouble!"
Sun Cannon turned back to the original page. Sure enough, Yang An was willing to lose and pointed at Sun Cannon: "Okay, did you get through me, right? Play with me, right?"
Sun Dabao sneered and asked, "Yes-Or-No?"
Yang An suddenly hesitated, his eyes kept moving on the production team's face, but everyone was laughing, without any clue, he had to analyze it by himself. If he answered YES in the second question, it meant that the air hammer punishment was over. This question is definitely new and has nothing to do with the air hammer, then the result of choosing NO may be better. The reason can refer to the first question.
"No!"
Yang An determined, and then warned: "Reorganize me and go back to the bonus!"
Sun Cannon turned the question board: "Want to stay on the first floor?"
The audience saw Yang An's petrified expression and persuaded them to laugh. The driver saw through the rear-view mirror and was also laughing.
Yang An swallowed: "I don't stay on the first floor, do I go to the second floor?"
Sun Cannon nodded, and Yang An had to close the suitcase and walked up to the second floor. Halfway through it he found something wrong. This is a convertible double-decker sightseeing bus with no ceiling on it!
There are five members of the photography team above, all hiding under the wind canopy, and Sun Dabao reminded him at the back: "Yang brother, go, your position is in the middle and rear!"
Is willing to gamble to lose, playing games is to play!
Fortunately, it was a little bit under the rain. Yang An gritted his teeth and walked into the wind and rain. He wiped the rain on his face, squeezed his nose with a sponge baby towel, and sneezed with Aqiu: " Where did the 1 million I allocated for you go? Not even a shed bus?
Yang An ’s film is over here. After more than ten minutes of shooting, his image is deeply rooted in people ’s minds, that is,
smart but misunderstood
. He is wise, but has too much luck, and today I am afraid it will be bad luck.
Who is the second person? The second group of photography is shooting at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in the development zone. A middle-aged man wearing a trench coat, sunglasses, and pushing Jin Cancan's suitcase out of the elevator, the momentum is extraordinary, the photography team has been following until he reached the revolving door and took Under the sunglasses, smiled at the camera, Xiaodongbei!
Xiaodongbei is a pure man, but his most classic image is a girl. As the pinnacle of the domestic comedy industry, the first season winner of the comedy comedy, a frequent guest of the Spring Festival Gala, his appearance can make the show add a lot of jokes. .
Xiao Dongbei got in the car at the hotel door, and there was no rain, but he got the same treatment as soon as he got on the car.
Sun Cannon asked: "Yes-Or-No?"
Xiaodongbei was a little bit shy: "Sorry, I-don’t-understand!"
A train of people laughed. You didn't understand English, but it was quite slippery. It was a strong Northeast flavor in English.
Seeing the question board with his own name, Xiaodongbei had a hard time understanding it. He thought about it: "Yes, wait a moment, or No, wait, what other people choose?"
Yang An showed her head from above: "I choose YES!"
Xiaodongbei was pleasantly surprised: "You have arrived? Okay, I also choose YES!"
The question board turned over, the cushion hammer greeted him, Xiaodongbei howled, and his body shrank into the seat next to him: "What's going on? What happened?"
Yang An laughed and panted on the railing, Xiaodongbei carefully looked at the question board, and then realized: "Yang brother, you have been beaten too? Your heart is so bad, let me follow YES!"
"Hahaha!" Yang An laughed. "Your life ~ EbookFREE.me ~ should be yours. I just said I chose YES, but I didn't let you follow suit!"
Xiaodongbei stood up and finally understood the rules of the game. In the second question, he asked, "What did you choose?"
Yang An was planning to say NO, hesitated, and lied to him, "I continue to choose YES!"
Xiaodongbei did not hesitate: "Then I choose YES!"
Hahahaha!
The crowd laughed, and Yang An was dumbfounded: "You shouldn't follow me, choose NO?"
Xiaodongbei is very proud: "Because you hesitated for a second and swallowed the first answer, so I bet your true answer must be NO, I decided not to listen to you, I choose YES!"
Yang An was so depressed, he couldn't lie to anyone. Xiaodongbei knew he was gambling right, and was quite proud of it. He was clamoring for Sun PD to turn the question over.
Sun Cannon turned over, question two: "Continue?" (To be continued.)