Chapter 324: punishment! Eat it raw!
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 2021-03-01 09:51:32
"do not come!"
"I don't want to see you!"
"Bell, please, I don't want to see this ..."
Everyone has a shadow in their hearts. Everyone has worked so hard to eat a meal in almost 24 hours. This Bell took this out when everyone was preparing to enjoy it. It was really disgusting!
Crap ...
The spoon in Sabbe's hand fell off, and the chewed meat in his mouth seemed to be boring. He might have thought of something, suddenly covering his mouth with his hands, sobbing and nauseating, it was impossible to swallow it. The people watching are funny but dare not laugh.
After standing in the crowd, Bell said politely: "We stated the rules in advance, and Yang said that he was willing to punish one more person."
Yang An stood up: "Yes, count me."
Seeing others want to bargain with Bell, Yang An stopped and said, "Bell, please comment!"
This time it was a serious review, Bell said, "Tell me that the girls are doing very well. They are brave, proactive, and smart. No one shows a little frustration or impatience. So, today ’s 'Reward', it's our man's turn. "
After a brief silence, Bell still called Shabei's name: "Sand, I'm sorry, I can't understand your humor. Your performance in avoiding rhino training has not satisfied me."
Shabe smiled awkwardly, Huang Bo and Li Jingtian came over and patted him on the shoulder, expressing encouragement.
Bell showed his seriousness in front of everyone for the first time. He said, "I don't think it's a good thing to keep a joke in front of life and death. Of course, you might say, wow, there is Bell, there are so many security personnel around, there are guns, we are not really dangerous, then you are wrong. You have experienced the wild boar madness firsthand, in case it breaks out of the encirclement and catches up with you, maybe I am now You should come to see you with a little white chrysanthemum, and you won't laugh and laugh here, but you will be rushed to a hospital in a nearby city. "
It was cold and serious, and the content was scary.
Bell said, "I also want to say to everyone that this show is actually a microcosm of our lives. Life is also an adventure game. Please stick with it. Every day I live is a gift from heaven. I never think it is As it should be. As for minor injuries like Yang, or more serious fractures, muscle soreness, etc., I think these are only gentle reminders. Life is very precious, don't think that someone like me is very strong. Actually, I'm more vulnerable than I admit! "
This deafening speech made everyone meditate.
Yang An came over and patted Shabei's shoulder: "We are responsible for everything we have done, come on, even punishment, brothers bear it together, there is nothing terrible. Bell, you can."
Sabe's expression is also very determined. In the face of the upcoming punishment, there is not much fear in his eyes. The most is just embarrassment, like the kind of naughty in class, and then named by the teacher to say that you are naughty. It has nothing to do with itching.
People thought he was unlucky and was caught by Bell. In fact, only Yang An knew him.
Whether outdoor variety shows are good or not, in addition to whether the content is exciting and interesting, the artist's sense of performance is also a big concern.
In other words, in outdoor programs, it is not only hunting, laboring, and exhausting. The audience actually looks at the stars, and the stars themselves are the most important thing.
Female stars can sell cute, cute, figure, tears, male stars can only sell muscles, and show bravery, Yang An grabbed the role of the positive protagonist, Shabey can not compete with him, so he took the initiative to take on the role of funny Positioning, wholeheartedly assist Yang An.
The brotherhood is like this. Shabe is not stupid at all. His IQ may be the highest in the audience, but he is willing to pretend to be stupid and pays a lot for the good-looking show.
What he got in return was a deeper friendship with Yang An. Yang An took the initiative to stand up a few hours ago and said he was willing to be punished, which means that the end is already doomed.
The directors who were a few meters away ecstatically rejoiced: "Shabe really is an indispensable helper for Brother Yang. The cooperation between the two is so tacit!"
The two brothers, Ling Ran, stood in front of Bell, and Bell picked up the suitcase and slowly opened it: "The jungle is not safe. There are ferocious beasts in the outside where you can see them, and these little things in the invisible places-hidden Poisonous scorpion in the stone gap! "
The suitcase was opened, and a dozen live scorpions struggled to crawl along the wall of the box and kept falling down, scaring and screaming around.
In the light of the setting sun, Yang An and Shabe were a little pale. They thought about it a lot. Bell had eaten a lot, like sheep's heart, salmon, yak eyes, and toads. They all accepted it.
The most unacceptable are all kinds of creeping larvae, like weevil larvae, and the scene is hard to imagine.
The first punishment was to choose to eat beetles raw. It was good or bad. This is just a side dish. There will be ten periods later. I believe that the punishments in the later periods will be more horrible. Sooner or later, we will eat earthworms and caterpillars.
At that time, the dead and the poor will not die, whoever encounters the caterpillar, who is unlucky!
Yang An said hardly, "Fortunately, it's just a scorpion, and I can stand it."
Shabe comforted himself: "I can still spider."
Yang An rolled her eyes: "As long as it's not creeping ..."
Shabey was about to cry: "I will never eat those larvae!"
There was a chill in the crowd, and Bell laughed: "Today is a little bit hurry. Fortunately, you are lucky. These poisonous scorpions were found when they camped. You should also pay attention to their appearance when you sleep at night. Well, who will be the first warrior?"
Letting the celebrities eat live scorpions is something that Chinese audiences dare not imagine, but for Bell, it is a common occurrence. He has rich experience and first demonstrates.
He easily picked up a scorpion with a dagger, took it in a stainless steel lunch box, took the fork in Liu Yuxi's hand, and pressed the scorpion in the corner of the lunch box. In this way, cut it out, okay, the rest is edible! "
After the man at the top of the food chain cut off the stinger, he gripped the scorpion's abdomen directly with his hands and watched his teeth dance. Bell said: "Although the taste may be weird, if you did n’t eat anything today, it will also Can be the best in the world! Good luck to you! "
After speaking, he opened his mouth wide, bit the live scorpion and chewed.
Well……
Several people couldn't stand it anymore, all the girls turned their faces to the side and didn't dare look straight.
Huang Bo was almost nauseated, Li Jingtian was stunned, and Yang An and Shabei had nothing to say.
"It doesn't taste too good, but it still works! Yang, it's your turn."
After Bell swallowed, carrying the box, Yang An could only learn to pick a slightly smaller one, probably about 10 cm long. With the help of Bell's fork, he cut off the stinger with a dagger.
Yang An's gastrointestinal function was not very good, but he didn't tell anyone, his heart was horizontal, he quickly put the struggling scorpion into his mouth and chewed with a big mouth.
This is a reminder from Bell. If you bite it quickly, you won't be pinched by the pliers. Yang An only took two bites and immediately felt a strong smell. He just ate only two small fish. There was a nauseous feeling.
"Don't even think about it! This is beef! This is chocolate! This is shrimps! It is the most delicious food in the world! Very good, swallow it!"
Bell's voice was ringing in his ears all the time, and Yang An's attention was diverted and swallowed quickly, and everything became less uncomfortable.
Poppy poppy!
With applause all around, Sabbe came over and asked, "Is it delicious?"
The muscles on Yang An's face were twisted, and she brought over Shabela, pointing at the suitcase: "Come, it's your turn. Is it still delicious? You can try one!"
Shabe frowned: "If you like the taste, would I invite you to eat a scorpion?"
Yang An patted his back: "Don't be polite between brothers. Blessed to share! Please, please!"
Shabei also wanted to play tricks: "Can I grill it?"
Bell shrugged: "No!"
Shabei was helpless, as long as he took the knife to cut the stinger, he trembled and grasped: "God bless!"
It may be too slow, hesitated at the entrance, the scorpion clamp gripped the skin of his lips, he screamed in pain, and yelled in angrily: "It bites me!"
Everyone around laughed, this product is really unlucky!
Shabei hated it quickly, shoved it into his mouth, chewed it with a big mouth, swallowed his eyes, swallowed it with one hand, covered his chest with the other, and walked a few steps. , His legs began to soften, his body tilted: "I will soon die ..."
This person who loves to make fun of everyone.
The punishment was over, everyone was happy, and finally they could let go and enjoy the food.
At the beginning, everyone still had a sense of separation between men and women ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Once you got your own food, you took care of yourself, but Guan Xiaotong, the troublemaker, had to feed the injured Yang An to drink soup, and the atmosphere became very warm, unconsciously The more intimate movements were made, which seemed particularly warm.
For example, Shabei seemed to be uncomfortable eating Scorpion. Liu Yuxi gave him back comfort. Li Jingtian and Zhang Junning were already very close to each other. Li Jingtian was also a warm man, so he gave his sister soup.
Huang Bo is the oldest elder brother. He takes care of Wang Luodan who is not comfortable. At the strong request of everyone, he described vividly how he stabbed the wild boar cub with a spear. The applause kept on.
After night, everyone did not have much entertainment. After a busy day, Li Jingtian was tired and fell asleep.
Yang An was also tired, but he still had problems. He didn't drink much soup and didn't eat a few bites of meat. After he signaled to the on-site director, he beckoned and signaled that Shabei would follow him first.
"Come back with me."
Yang An whispered, pulling Shabe towards the logistic camp. (To be continued.)