Chapter 479: Feeling IQ was insulted by the director
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 1923 characters
- 2021-03-01 09:52:08
"Curse: God's Last Will!"
Du Hitao felt embarrassed when he heard the name, with a big smile on his face: "Last wish or something, I knew it was not a good thing at first, and I guess it was not a good thing ..."
Xie Na picked up the card and read, "Tenjin from Naimexi made a powerful dragon ball ring, the body was hollowed out, and the" God's Will "curse was placed on the dragon ball ring before he died. The curse offering When two or more Dragon Ball rings meet when the product is present, as long as you make a sacrifice action that meets the requirements and read the correct spell, you can summon one person in the enemy team. Please note, read the spell At that time, the more the Dragon Ball rings are gathered, the stronger the members of the enemy team can be summoned. The specific comparison table is as follows ... The entire game can only be summoned once! "
That mexican, the of the hollowed body, the dragon ball ring, summoning the dragon?
Happy team is stunned, what a weird request!
A group of people first looked at the comparison table and found that summoning Yang An needed to gather five Dragon Ball rings, that is, all the team members gathered together. The offering of Du Hitao could not be counted. Peng Yuyan was four, Guan Xiaotong, Hu Ge. Shabei are all three, and Jin Dabao is two. They are backward compatible and cannot be summoned. That is, three people can summon Jin Dabao, but not Yang An.
This is okay. If you look at the following, the action requirements are even more bizarre. The summoner and Du Hitao must make a sacrifice. If all six are present, Teacher He stretches out a fist, revealing the Dragon Ball ring, shouting :"he Jiong!"
The second person reached out a fist, exposed the Dragon Ball ring, and shouted his name: "Thank you!"
Shouting in turn, the six men joined hands, and after shouting the names of everyone, they shouted in unison: "Shenlong, summon Yang'an!"
After shouting the slogan, everyone raised their arms and made an arch, posing a handsome POSS.
then……
No more, please. This is a reality show. It ’s a live show. There are no flash effects. It will not open the portal of time and space. There are no super powers. Several people tried it by themselves. After watching the action they made, the vest burst into waves. Aversion to cold, I feel this setting is particularly idiot!
Teacher He smiled and shook his head to leave: "I didn't play such a silly game 20 years ago ..."
Zhang Yishan asked, "Is this play house, or is the hero playing COSPLAY?"
Li Weijia raised her hand, looked at the Dragon Ball ring carefully, and said with a smile: "I feel that IQ has been insulted by the director ... I won't do it if I kill you!"
Only Du Hitao looked at the director stupidly, raised his hand with the ring, and asked, "Does it really have superpowers when you put it on? Can you summon Shenlong and fulfill my three wishes? Give me strength , Sherry! "
Zhang Yishan shoved him, cursing with a smile: "Well! You should call Vegeta!"
Xie Na's performance was better. Wu Xin raised her arms stupidly and showed her ring, asking curiously, "What is the stalk of the Dragon Ball ring? Why can't I understand it?"
In short, everyone was speechless. Everyone agreed that they should not do such stupid things as much as possible. They are too mentally retarded and shameful. I am afraid elementary school students will not bother to do this!
Then look at Mr. He's curse. There are no props in the medium box. There is only one instruction card.
"The curse of fallen shadows. You are affected by the shadow demon. You can use the" shadow step "to forcibly disappear from the sight of everyone for 15 seconds. During this time, others cannot attack or block you. However, your body cannot Returning to the human world from the shadows, the human task cannot be completed. The CD time of the shadow step is 30 minutes! "
After reading this task card, Teacher He thought he was wrong: "Are you sure the director is not funny? I am in the curse of the fallen shadow? And the shadow step? What does it mean to disappear for 15 seconds?"
The film director explained: "When you want to escape from the encirclement of the enemy, you can use this magic skill, the enemy will stop all actions against you, you have 15 seconds to escape."
Teacher He asked, "I just need to shout‘ Shadow Step ’, and then the on-site director will stop all of them. Only I can escape, right?
When the director nodded, everyone laughed.
Du Hitao said with a stunned voice: "It feels like playing an online game, summoning a dragon, and shadow steps. It's so fun ... I don't know what curse there is on the guy running!"
The running man is not clear about the type of curse of the happy team, but everyone has a consensus that those who have been cursed are not necessarily particularly unlucky people. Be careful!
The happy team lost two games, so the production team gave extra privileges: "Today is a team melee. You have a five-minute advance admission. There are many cardboard boxes printed with blue R in the gym. If you find the name of an enemy member, you can eliminate the opponent immediately. If you find the name of your own member, you can avoid being eliminated by the enemy team! "
The running men's team on the other side also heard this request. It turned out to be a team melee and a dual search task received by both teams at the same time. This means that the game speed will be very fast today. Who runs fast and who is lucky to find it Many people can quickly eliminate each other. Of course, you can also fight with wisdom and bravery. You can use the method of tearing the brand to compete with each other.
The members of the happy team were blindfolded by each other, and the running men and black men took them one by one to the gymnasium and scattered them to various corners. When they were ready, the gymnasium broadcast sounded: "Game begins!"
Taking off the blindfolds, members of the happy team rubbed their eyes. Some people were standing in the square, some were locked in the dark room indoors, some were parked by the car, some were completely lost, and they could n’t even figure out the northeast, southwest, etc. If she doesn't follow VJ, she may be scared and overwhelmed, and can only wander around in this empty training ground.
"Gathering ... Five minutes to gather at the entrance of the swimming pool ..."
Teacher He read it, this is a plan that everyone agreed on just now. The ugly action of the Dragon Ball ring is better than losing the game completely and being chased by others. Face is still not needed, maybe the audience thinks it is funny! If you use this big trick without doing it, the audience will definitely be scolded by the audience as mentally retarded!
As he ran, he observed, what exactly the R-shaped cardboard box looks like, and how big it was. He didn't know. The happy family joined the running man for the first time, and I really didn't know how to find it.
But looking for something is a good thing for the male fixed members. Now everyone ’s eyes are very spicy, and they are familiar with some of the methods used by the production team. For example, there are two frog conjoined trash cans on the side of the road. R-shaped cardboard box, R-shaped face down, if it is Hu Ge, or Shabei, it will definitely go up to check, but Teacher He missed it after a glance.
Suddenly, Teacher He stopped, looked back at it again, and ran to the carton with a smile: "Is this the name tag?"
Opening the carton full of joy, Teacher He was dumbfounded and pulled out a blank note: "Oh? My God, it's not easy to find the box. Is it still empty?"
Mr. He almost scolded his mother, and this running male production team was also wicked. He was once again fooled by the show team.
Xie Na, who is also in the parking lot, almost had a crooked nose. She just saw a delivery tricycle parked at the entrance. I thought it might not be so coincident when passing by. The R-shaped carton looks like a parcel.
She glanced left and right to see that the courier was holding the two packages and stood on the steps a few meters away to make a phone call, as if informing the customer to pick up the package.
Xie Na took the opportunity to peek into the rear compartment of the tricycle. At the edge corner, he actually found an R-shaped flat box, took it out excitedly, and wanted to continue to flip.
The express brother refused and wanted to drive away, Xie Na said that he begged him to stop, took his arm, grabbed the key of his tricycle, plunged it into the back of the car and turned it up.
A total of two boxes came out, Xie Na returned the keys, and opened the box cheerfully, but found that both boxes were empty. She was holding her hair in anger, and sighed depressedly to the sky!
"Hack father!"
"How hard should this box be?"
"Is there at least 100 chests in the gym?"
"My God ... this one on the tree? Brother ~ EbookFREE.me ~ How do you let me get it?"
After discovering these things, the happy team members did not know what to do. The time had passed four minutes, and there was not much time left!
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Zhang Yishan stood by the side door next to the swimming pool and watched the situation carefully.
"230, 231, 232 ..." Zhang Yishan kept thinking about the numbers, almost once every second. He was calculating time. As a spy as good as Matt Munda, this is a necessary skill.
Four minutes later, the running men's team is about to enter the field. Teachers He, Li Weijia and Du Hitao are standing outside the swimming pool. Can he get out at this time?
If Xie Na and Wu Xin also arrived and he also appeared, then everyone gathered, Teacher He would most likely summon Yang An and kill him!
"No, Yang Geer cannot die ... although I am a betrayer ... but I am in Cao Yingxin and Han ... my heart will always belong to the running man ... 255, 256, 257 ..."
Zhang Yishan was facing the camera and said that it was true!
He persisted until the last few seconds, and after confirming that Wu Xin's idiot was really unable to catch up, he ran out in a hurry-he cannot be exposed yet!
Ula ... Ula ... Ula ...
"Run the men's team ..."
The alarm bell rang during the broadcast, and a voice came out. Teacher He was anxious: "Wu Xin? She got lost again, didn't she? It's too late, call soon!"
Du Hitao was the first to be sacrificed. There is no way. He is so fat that he can't run at all. There is only one dead end to be caught up. It's better to let him and Peng Yuyan, who is capable, swap!
After doing a set of super stupid sacrifices, the happy team shouted in unison: "Shenlong, summon Peng Yuyan!" (To be continued.) If it is a book, the home of book friends! Unique URL: