Chapter 598: To tell the truth
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 2021-03-01 09:52:29
Standing next to Cao Shulin, Han Caiying smiled. It was a standard smile that seemed a little incomprehensible. It was cute and looked innocent, but everyone in the audience understood and laughed.
Xu Ningdan couldn't deal with this old dirty turtle, Yang An stepped forward: "So you just deliberately slowed down a few steps, not because you are short, but are you looking for opportunities?"
Cao Shulin snapped his hands and gave a thumbs up to Yang An: "That's right, it's my apprentice!"
The audience laughed!
The audience were all applauded. This is the applause of the exclusive comic dialogue actor. Yang An has been booed countless times, and Cao Shulin has been booed more. The following people are smirking, thinking that today will not come up with a crosstalk Is it the award?
After everyone laughed, Cao Shulin began to introduce: "I'm glad to be here. The organizer called me to present the award. I was unwilling at the beginning because I was too busy at the end of the year. You can't tell me to come. I did n’t finish it, the corn was n’t hoeed, the sweet potatoes were n’t dug, and the peanuts were n’t pulled. I really did n’t have time, but they said to give money, and I came right away.
Hahaha!
The audience applauded, and many people couldn't shut up under the camera. The farmer ’s double grabbing means that the early summer rice in the southern rural areas needs to be harvested in July and August, and it is a busy time for planting and seedling harvesting, but it is already December. Okay, Cao Shulin This is purely bullshit!
I'll be here immediately after giving the money back. What about your martial arts, Mr. Cao, oh yes, Mr. Cao even wanted to step on the skirts of other actresses.
Cao Shulin continued: "The organizer said, let me give a prize to Teacher Zhang Guoli. What does it mean to be so old?"
The audience Zhang Guoli couldn't help crying or laughing, this was ridiculed on his head, Cao Shulin, I have any resentment and grudge against you, as for such ridicule? The next person laughed and applauded, Zhang Hanyu sat next to him, trembling with a smile, and patted Zhang Guoli's arm to comfort him.
"Speaking of letting me award Hu Ge, I said that I am more handsome than me! I also said that I would give Wen Zhang a prize. I said Xiaowen was pretty good. He played in a naked age, it was so hot that I did n’t need it. Help me! Let me give Yang An a prize, I can tell you, I still do n’t know him? By that time, he will surely cut wheat at home, and give him a prize! "
Cao Shulin's words are like beads. He joked about several people in a row. All of them were laughed and laughed slightly. They were ridiculed. The naked marriage was deliberately described as naked sylvestris. Dare to look at the camera.
Yang An didn't expect to be named, and immediately said, "I really plan to cut wheat at home. I'm too busy, but the organizer said that I would partner with a beautiful host, and I came over without the sickle."
Cao Shulin was shocked: "So am I! The organizer said that I would partner with an actress. I said yes, I do n’t need any money, so come immediately!"
The two shook hands with each other, complimenting each other, sharing the same voice: "The hero sees the same!"
Hahahaha!
The laughter on the stage has never stopped. These two are really two wonderful works in the domestic comic industry. There are really parties, shows, interviews and so on. The audience basically can't take it seriously. When they see their faces, Want to laugh.
After taking control of the scene for a few minutes, Han Caiying who can't stand still all the time. Cao Shulin is the award presenter, not the award-winning guest. It's enough time to pave the way.
Cao Shulin continued: "After I came, the organizer said that I would arrange a Korean beauty partner for you. I am so happy to see Han Caiying. It is so beautiful. I have been hesitating to step on her skirt. Worried, why would I dare to speak in front of her, because I know she can't speak Chinese! Do you believe it, Caiying?
Woo!
There was a lot of applause from the audience. Everyone almost fainted, because Han Caiying quickly took over and said, "Hello everyone, I'm Han Caiying!"
Standard Mandarin!
Definitely not what Cao Shulin said!
Cao Shulin turned away instantly and was embarrassed!
The scene was so funny that the applause immediately roared!
Pretending to take two steps, Cao Shulin turned around and stood in front of his microphone again.
However, Han Caiying was not a supporter. Cao Shulin was inconvenient to speak at this time. The court suddenly became embarrassed. Han Caiying looked down at Cao Shulin. Cao Shulin did not dare to look up at the beautiful woman. On the chest, the old Cao who made it didn't look at it, neither did he look at it. He could only stare at the ground, his eyes drifted away. At that scene, everybody looked at him with a smile.
Xu Ningdan should have saved the scene immediately, but she didn't agree, and she paused. Yang An immediately picked up, and held up her chanting: "People Han Caiying stayed in China for ten years, and the Chinese said it!"
Cao Shulin immediately imitated foreigners to speak Chinese: "You speak Chinese very well ~~ I'll go back and cut the wheat ~~"
Han Caiying couldn't take it anymore. She covered her mouth and smiled. The audience had never closed her mouth, and her face muscles were sore with a smile.
After joking for so long, it's almost enough. Yang An and Cao Shulin have heard prompts from the headset, which are directed by the director.
Cao Shulin said: "Okay, let's take care of the business first, and we will award the 'Character of the Year' award."
Han Caiying really continued to say in Chinese: "I think he is handsome, famous, and stylish. I am his fan ..."
Maybe it's because Chinese is not very good, Han Caiying giggled, and couldn't use more words to describe it, everyone laughed in good faith.
Cao Shulin nodded repeatedly: "I really want to know who he is!"
After nodding his head, he turned around and watched Yang An watch for a long time. The audience laughed. This meant too much!
The big shot was given to Yang An. Yang An touched his chin and smiled a little awkwardly: "Willn't it be me? I haven't thought of winning the prize yet!"
Woo ~~
Shameless ~~
Many people shouted that the role model of the year, this is the award in the TV drama industry, what is the relationship with Yang An!
Cao Shulin said: "I thought it was me at first! Don't guess, let's watch VCR!"
He is the ancestor of the treasure island idol, with the appearance and talents of heavenly grace. In addition to starring in movies and TV shows every year, he is also a well-known racer, young entrepreneur, and life winner. It is him that he has affected thousands Millions of young people, it is no exaggeration to rate him as "an example of the year", he is Lin Zhiying!
After the VCR was played, Lin Zhiying walked to the stage, shook hands with Cao Shulin, and took over the little golden man from Han Caiying.
At this time, according to the process, it should be Lin Zhiying's speech.
Yang An suddenly interrupted them: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I have a question, are you both 74 years old? Why do you stand together like a pair of grandpas?"
Oh ha ha ha!
The warmest cheers erupted in the audience, followed by booing. The entire studio was about to be overturned. The female guests in the audience laughed wildly, the men patted their thighs, and their mouths couldn't be closed, many people My stomach hurts when I smiled, and my tears almost burst out.
Cao Shulin was obviously stunned, and looked at the host in disbelief. Lin Zhiying held the little golden man. He was also jealous of his own image and did not dare to laugh too wildly. Han Caiying and Xu Ningdan laughed and turned around. The body knows that this group of crosstalkers is sensitive in thinking and comes out of nowhere, how could it be so fierce!
Cao Shulin said, "What's the truth?"
Yang An isn't afraid of him: "Come and come, you give an explanation. We are all curious, right?"
"Correct!"
The audience followed the coquettish, everyone let go, and today I followed Yang An to enjoy it!
Lin Zhiying smiled awkwardly. He didn't expect Yang An to ask such a question suddenly. Looking at Cao Shulin, he didn't care about it at all. He didn't think so quickly of the talk show host and didn't know how to explain it.
Cao Shulin spoke first: "Although I am old-fashioned, my son Cao Xiaobao is a little fresh meat!"
Yang An immediately asked, "Do you mean he sucked most of your excellent genes?"
Cao Shulin said: "That's right, Cao Xiaobao grows day by day, the better, I look at seeing the old day by day, the years are not forgiving, the day when I run out of lights, is the day Cao Xiaobao reached the top of the world's beautiful man. "
Hahaha ~~
Try your best to pull the eggs! Many people laughed silly, applauded wildly, and Cao Shulin was so muddy. It was really hard to support his son.
After speaking, Cao Shulin turned over, looked at Lin Zhiying up and down, and pointed out, "My son is 19 years old, your son is only 4 years old. I think your good days are long!"
puff!
The audience laughed!
Lin Zhiying finally returned to God: "In fact, I think everyone's appreciation is different. Like me, I especially appreciate the inner beauty of Teacher Cao, the maturity and stability of men ..."
Cao Shulin said: "You are in charge of beauty, I am in charge of making money to support my family!"
Yang Andao: "Lin Zhiying ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Lao Cao's father and son went into battle, supporting my variety show and making a lot of money, would you like to consider participating in my new variety show?"
Lin Zhiying couldn't say any more. He was going to be crazy by two comic dialogue actors, and couldn't keep up with their thinking rhythm!
The audience was even more heated. The audience all booed loudly below. This is the biggest egg today!
A lot of celebrities push off their schedules, and even if they are busy at work, they have to participate in the Blue Ocean TV Festival, for the sake of Yang An!
Now it's all over the entertainment industry. After New Year's Day, Yang An will be shooting a new variety show, but the final quota has not been set. People in the entertainment industry are waiting for the pie to fall on their heads!
Huang An and Guo Tao were invited by Yang An during the Golden Eagle Festival. Both of them became popular because of Crazy Stone.
Bai Yulan invited Hu Ge, and everyone in the world is known for his "Running Brothers".
The TV ceremony invited Lin Zhiying, what it means, it goes without saying!