Chapter 64: Live in the bedroom?

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Seeing the expressions of the two, Yang An knew it was wrong.
Sure enough, Cao Shulin said: "I did a six-year song art convention at Red Maple Satellite TV. I do n’t talk about other categories, I talk about cross talk, and I have a deep feeling. I moved to the theater and said that there are two or three hundred people with fewer audiences, just like our Lin Yunshe, but not too many. For example, the Meiyuan Theater in the street in front, there is a benefit to this, that is fine grinding! "
Yang An nodded, he understood the meaning.
Good crosstalk works are carefully polished. Today, I felt that there was something missing in the performance, and which burden did not ring, and I changed back. The next time I changed to another audience. I did n’t know what happened in the previous one. , The comic actors can continue to change, each scene is carefully crafted, refined, and the final result is definitely a good work!
Cao Shulin hesitated, "But once the comic talk is on TV, it means the end of the life of this piece, because everyone has heard it. If the audience watched the TV, they bought tickets and entered my Lin Yunshe. Duanzi, the boo came about. I organized a six-year song art convention and said six different crosstalks, which is equivalent to creating a new work every year, and the speed is acceptable. But if it is the kind of competition system you say ... "
Hou Jian echoed: "It's hard! Record a show once a week, a new cross talk must be edited, and two weeks if the results are not good, it will be eliminated. This is a great pressure for our cross talk actors! You ca n’t take it yet. It ’s really convenient to change the baggage we said in the small theater, but changing it on TV is equivalent to destroying a baggage performed in a small theater. Using a string of baggage on TV is equivalent to destroying the baggage. A show in the theater! To be more realistic, we are still counting on eating in a small theater. The audience buys tickets to enter the venue. These are our parents, but the TV audience did not give us a penny! "
Yang An originally wanted to say that he could give a notification fee, but think about it, how much is the notification fee, thousands, tens of thousands? It's so cheap to destroy a cross talk?
Yang An is speechless, and talking on TV, it really looks quite tall, wow! Hundreds of millions of viewers have heard the cross talk you said, how powerful, you are a star, you are a celebrity!
But the reality is so cruel. In the face of survival, any art, dignity, and discipline must be ranked in the back. Anyone who is a cross talk master can't stand such a mess. It will be finished when it is shown on TV. Once the classic snippets here are disclosed online by netizens, for those who buy tickets to enter the venue, the attraction will be greatly reduced, which means that the performers' income will be reduced!
Yang An nodded: "The two teachers, I know this is a bit too much for crosstalk art, but you two have also agreed with me before. Crosstalk must keep pace with the times, make innovations, and speed up the creation. From more than 100 years ago Up to now, traditional crosstalk has accumulated more than a thousand paragraphs, but at least half of the releases are now outdated, right? Besides, my program, which is the broadcast time of four months, counts up to 15 Left and right shows ... "
A few people booed, disapproving.
Cao Xiaobao interjected: "My brother Yang, my dad changed his book in the small theater. There are at most thirty in a year. If you have fifteen, it is too much. My dad is very old. Really. Can't do it! "
Cao Shulin didn't blame his children for talking blindly. I didn't expect Cao Xiaobao's words to continue unsurprisingly: "Although my father can't, but what do you think of me, Yang Geer? I'm willing to challenge myself and try new things ... "
Hou Jian cursed with a smile: "Pull it down! The name of the dish is still unfavorable, and you still want to talk on TV?"
Cao Xiaobao grinned at the back of his head and laughed, Yang An was also happy: "Small treasure, don't make trouble, learn from your master first, and I'll look for you after you leave."
No matter how Yang An persuaded, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian did not want to participate.
Yang An can understand that once they are older, two or two people are really not well-known in the comic dialogue world. They are afraid of being eliminated first and shame to the comic dialogue world. Three are really afraid of this practice. The door art is going downhill. The two of them may be the last generation of adherents. If the crosstalk is ruined in their hands, it is really a shame to the grandfather, they will not stare when they die!
Yang An asked: "How is the situation in Zhongjing and Beijin? Can you help introduce some cross talk masters? I have to come here to visit each other sincerely and invite each other. Even if I die, I must know how I died."
Cao Shulin shook his head: "I can help you with the recommendation, Wang faction, Li faction, I'm all familiar. Lao Hou can also help introduce some of the Hou faction's brothers, but you'd better be mentally prepared, this line is difficult to play ! "
Hou Jian said: "Zhongjing and Beijin are indeed the birthplace of cross talk, but there is more intense competition there, and the industry is already in a downturn. Some unscrupulous colleagues often dig into the bottom of the family, and alas, they are so mad ...
Yang An also felt serious. The bottom of the plan was to remove the joke bag in advance, which is equivalent to magic revealing. Liu Qian performed one on TV. Within ten minutes, his peers revealed one online. Liu Qian, even a fairy, could n’t stand it. Tossing!
It ’s so unethical!
This meal was a collection of Baiwei Chen Ji, Yang An was not reconciled. When he was finished, he said, "Mr. Cao, I still don't want to give up. In this way, I invite you to be a guest judge. As for the cross talk contestants, others don't Go, I'll go! "
Crackling!
Someone dropped chopsticks on the table, all four looked at Yang An in surprise.
"Yang An, you go up to talk about cross talk?"
"Brother Yang, you are so handsome, how dare you speak!"
"Xiao Yang, aren't you kidding?"
Facing the doubts of everyone, Yang An said: "I'm not a professional cross talk actor. I haven't been trained in your industry. I can't sing the rules of cross talk, habits, often practiced lyrics, and must-sing lyrics. As a producer of comedy shows, I know what young people like to listen to and watch now, so I want to talk about new-style crosstalk, which may not be the same as traditional crosstalk. "
Wu Cao Shulin frowned: "But you are a layman and say whether cross talks ..."
What a mess? Sully? Child play?
These words are not convenient to say, but that's what they mean.
Cao Shulin's thoughts are normal. If you encounter people who are not in the industry pointing at what they are best at, I'm afraid everyone will sniff and whisper a mallet.
Yang'an stood up: "Or else, I'm here for a while now? Xiaobao, will you hold up?"
Cao Xiaobao's surprise was inexplicable: "Yes, yes! As the saying goes, three points are funny, seven points are supported, and I will do the basic skills, and my master is a professional!"
When Cao Shulin saw that Yang An was here, he raised his hand to stop Cao Xiaobao who was eager to try: "Lao Hou, come and hold Xiao Yang, Xiao Bao, you follow your master to learn."
Hou Jian nodded: "Okay, I'll hold it! Xiao Yang, do you want to prepare?"
Yang An stepped aside: "No, you can start now."
Hou Jian laughed: "Oh, come prepared!"
Yang An said: "That is, what should we say? Let's talk about Mr. Cao, do you agree with Mr. Cao?"
Wu Cao Shulin laughed: "Yes!"
Yang Andao: "Oh! Teacher Hou, I met Teacher Cao a few days ago and drank with him. Teacher Cao drank too much. He had to force me to drive him home and took me into his house. Don't you know this person? "
Hou Jian thumbs up: "Ms. Cao is hospitable!"
Yang An Road: "Well, you're welcome."
Alas ... Rong Feifei couldn't help laughing, Cao Xiaobao laughed too, and his father was sitting next to him, so that Yang An was fat enough!
Yang An continued: "In fact, he just wanted to show the house he just bought, Xiao Yang, this, um, this refrigerator ..."
安 Yang An rolled her tongue, shook her head, and drunk her eyes. She looked too drunk.
Cao Shulin was secretly shocked. Yang An's performance was still the same, better than some professional comic actors.
Hou Jian's heart is also bright. Yang An said that this is a classic old man. He is very comfortable with the rhythm given by Yang An, and then said: "Fridge? Should the refrigerator be displayed?"
Yang'an said: "That's it! Also, look, color TV ... this is our living room ... go, I'll show you to our bedroom ..."
Hou Jian wow, his voice is very low, with an unbelievable expression on his face, exclaimed: "Bedroom?"
Yang'an said: "I think so too, so secretly in the bedroom, why would you let me in?"
Hou Jian said: "Yeah!"
Yang An said: "I think about it, oh, that's OK. Teacher Cao drunk too much. I helped him to the bed, and he left after I slept."
Hou Jian thumbs up: "Very good!"
Yang Andao: "Into the bedroom, Xiao Yang, look at this ... the computer, and the camera, do you see it? The camera I use for live broadcast ..."
Hou Jian stepped back in shock, sighing: "Live in the bedroom?"
Yang An said: "This woman on the bed, my wife and children ..."
Hou Jian was anxious: "Is this also introduced?"
Yang An Road: "This man, it's me ..."
Oh ha ha ha ha!
Cao Xiaobao clapped his hands and laughed, only to find that it was wrong half-laughing, this is talking about his father!
Wu Rong Feifei covered her mouth and smiled, almost from beginning to end, and Yang An performed drunk Cao teacher, his expression was really like, posture, movement, intonation, every movement felt funny.
Hou Jian's expression on his face seemed to be stupid: "There is so much information ..."
Yang An returned to normal: "Really, but then the guy beat us up. It turned out that Mr. Cao drank too much, and it wasn't their home ..."
Oh ha ha ha ha!
Cao Xiaobao applauded desperately, and even Cao Shulin smiled and kept nodding.
Yang An repeatedly apologized to Cao Shulin: "Mr. Cao, don't mind!"
Cao Shulin took Yang An to sit down and laughed, "Of course I don't mind, our comic actors came on stage, all of them were nonsense, and they just came out. Many times the old man is worse than this! Yeah Xiao ~~ www.mtlnovel .com ~ You're right, emoticons can score eight points, language score seven, creativity score nine points, a traditional old paragraph that loves to be displayed by you is playing new tricks, and it is awesome! "
Hou Jian also praised: "Lao Cao, I was totally unaware. What Xiao Yang gave me most strongly was that he controlled the rhythm too well! Every time he shakes out a burden, I immediately know how to hold it. , How to connect, very comfortable. Xiaobao, have you got anything? "
Cao Xiaobao said with joy: "Yes! Master, I think, if you change some traditional paragraphs into a new form, then there is nothing to worry about, we can go on" Happy Comedy "!
Cao Shulin said: "You are thinking about going on the show, child, things are not that simple. But Xiao Yang, I think you can come to the stage and talk about cross talk. You are a halfway monk. If you say well, that is what you can do. You still have the role of host and you are not afraid of shame. "
Yang Andao: "But I'm alone, and I still have a supportive partner! Teacher Cao, I have an idea, I want to worship you as a teacher, and then participate as a Lin Yunshe actor. Finally, I would like to invite you as a guest. How about promoting cross talk together? "
Wu Cao Shulin laughed: "I just need to lend the old hou to you, right? Xiao Yang, you have a good idea!"
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