Chapter 699: This leg is so spicy


A man, if you do n’t have money, you can still say that he has backbone.
But if a man is too irritating, it will make people look down completely, saying that you are not a man.
When the great hero is played by someone who looks very coquettish, this is called a dramatic image conflict, and the comedy effect is quite great.
Xiao Yueyue knows this well. He went to the Spring Festival Gala and told hundreds of cross talks in Qiu Jiatang. His skin was as thick as a city wall, how could it be an insult? He deliberately did not play at this time, this is in pursuit of maximizing the effect of comedy!
Yue Wuji was pulled, pushed, and struggling by the associate director, and several staff members were crying: "Yue Yue, it's your turn to go ~ everyone is waiting for you!"
The fat man was so powerful that he showed a very ugly crying face to the camera: "I was wrong, the director I was wrong, let me be the white-browed eagle king, let ’s remake this section ..."
How could it be retaken? The feature of the star reality show is that the shooting is done in one step. You can do it well if you do it well. Sorry, I didn't see anything on your body. Click to cut off your lens, so cruel!
At the time of Mingjiao's life and death, Yue Wuji did not dare to stand up. This is big news.
Zhang Guoli watched Xiao Yueyue be forced into battle, and he laughed. He already thought about the title of the second episode, "Xiao Yueyue plays Zhang Wuji, and was too afraid to play." This is actually the same as "The Hero of Yang'an Saves the Beauty, The title with tearful niches 200 pounds boss is like hype, the hype, the more attractive the title is, the better!
The extinct teacher's arms were sour, and he heard a weak voice next to him: "Stop ... Stop ..."
Looking at the past, Xiao Yueyue, dressed in a dungaree shirt, ran out, and everyone couldn't help smiling.
In the original book, Zhang Wuji came out with Xiao Zhao and washed his face. Xiao Zhao is a beautiful girl. Zhang Wuji is also a handsome man who inherited the excellent genes of his parents, but no one knows him.
The director group restored Zeng Aniu's true colors this time. Xiaoyueyue wore grey clothes made of coarse cloth. Although the clothes were not patched everywhere, he did not see any brilliant flashes. The fake wig was like The appearance is decent, but Xiao Yueyue's big pie face instantly made people play, because Su Youpeng's version of Zhang Wuji's image was deeply rooted in people's hearts. Even if Xiao Yueyue was beautified by a stylist and makeup artist, half of them were instantly sprayed with laughter.
Hai Lu couldn't stand it, and hid in the NP behind the Emei faction and laughed.
Huang Xiaolei is also the same. The two were originally proud lovers behind the extinct teacher Tai. They would rather hide behind the crowd and snicker, but they took the lead and other NPs couldn't stand it. The group members knew the plot and had previously rehearsed. It was better than Xiaoyue Yue to pull out a screenwriter to pretend to be Zhang Wuji.
Xiaoyueyue walked hard to Yang An's side. According to the script, he wanted to protect the king of the white-browed eagle.
"Blind my eyes!"
Yang An couldn't help laughing, because it was summer and Xiaoyueyue was afraid of the heat. The director group chose a pair of coarse pants with exposed calves. It's those stuffs that I can't help but laugh at.
Vj took all the pictures over there. The Mingjiao people who were injured behind Yang An saw Yang An take the lead in laughing, who could not stand it? They all laughed and crooked, their mouths were closed.
Xiaoyueyue was dumbfounded, standing in front of Yang An, neither entering nor retreating, looking at Yang An silly: "Is there a flower on my face?"
Yang An lowered her head and waved her hand: "Director, director, can you change his pants and shoot again? I really can't stand it anymore, this leg is so spicy!"
Hahahaha!
It ’s okay not to remind, Yang An reminded that everyone in the audience noticed Xiao Yueyue ’s thick legs, all laughed, and the filming was forced to be interrupted.
Variety shows are better than TV shows. Everyone laughs. It ’s okay. The audience will laugh and follow the same routine and the same behavior again. The audience will naturally compare with the previous shot. If you find a new laugh, you should still laugh.
Fine-tuning again and again, repeating the same shots again and again to find different smiles. This is a very common practice in variety shows. The producers like to use this set of delay time, and the audience also loves to watch.
Everyone had a five-minute break. Xiaoyueyue temporarily changed clothes and wore a pair of cropped pants. She finally covered her thick legs. After everyone laughed enough, she continued the plot.
"White eyebrow ... uh ... old man!" Xiaoyueyue bit her hand, her eyes looked at the sky, and she was so cute that she forgot her words!
Yang An coughed and said, "Please call me Mr. Yin!"
Xiaoyue Yue breathed a sigh of relief: "Master Yin, sit for a while and take a good rest. I am here today as a mediator to mediate the contradictions between the six major factions and the Ming religion. I have everything to bear."
"A big breath!"
The extinct teacher burst into a cry: "Who are you? What qualifications do you have to say this?"
Xiaoyueyue entered the state, turned around, and smirked with his big cake face: "My name is Zeng Aniu, just an ordinary person, the extinct teacher gives me face, and puts down the sword of heaven, let's discuss it reasonably kind?"
The extinct teacher reprimanded him too much: "You are a young boy in the wild, and someone who fights with you will say that I am bullying the young! Minjun, you will come to know this boy. Since he dares to speak wildly, you will try his best! "
"Yes, Master!"
Huang Xiaolei stood up. After all, she is an old actor. This kind of scene can be sustained for the time being. She went to Xiaoyue Yue and held a fist with a lady's sword and said, "Zeng Shaoxia, please!"
Xiao Yueyue's back of her head: "Mom told me I can't hit a woman ..."
Huang Xiaolei couldn't hold herself, she smiled for a while, then she was serious: "Zeng Shaoxia, can we still compete happily?"
Xiaoyue Yue said, "How do you want to compare?"
Huang Xiaolei said: "Let's compare ourselves!"
The Emei School has Emei body method. Huang Xiaolei insists on yoga practice every day after giving birth. Not only is her body shape very good, it is even more tempting than before marriage. A large part of the reason is that she insists on practicing yoga. Her balance is particularly good It was actually taking care of her.
The four strong men in short coats resisted two logs and stood in the middle of the two forces, holding a rope in the middle, about three meters long and one meter high, slightly concave and not completely straight.
"drink!"
Four strong men braced the log and used it as fixed pillars on both sides to keep the rope from being pulled.
Huang Xiaolei said: "There is only one rope here. Both of us take turns to take care of our hands and feet. Rest on it. Whoever persists for a long time wins."
Xiaoyueyue dumbfounded, sleeping on the rope? Why do you seem to have heard of this bridge? Yes, Little Dragon Girl!
"Zeng Shaoxia, do you dare?"
Huang Xiaolei pressed hard, Xiaoyueyue didn't retreat, gritted her teeth and said, "Come!"
Huang Xiaolei deliberately asked, "Who comes first?"
Xiao Yueyue is a savvy person: "You first!"
Latecomers can learn from experience. Xiaoyueyue's abacus is fine, but unfortunately he is not as good as Huang Xiaolei.
The time for Huang Xiaolei's performance came. She first played a beautiful set of warm-up techniques, which caused the audience to applaud. Then she came to the edge of the log, stomped her legs, and cracked! The right leg is raised at 180 degrees, which is higher than the head, and it is easy to step on the log!
This trick has made many men's eyes straight!
Huang Xiaolei has the secret to maintenance, and her two legs can be easily pressed into a horse. The first thing many men think of is unlocking the posture. The body is so soft that her husband is really blessed.
Xiao Yueyue swallowed and estimated that she would lose the plate.
Sure enough, Huang Xiaolei supported the center of the rope with both hands, pressed it slowly, and then tried to lift her two legs away from the ground.
The rope is shaking, but the amplitude is not large. Huang Xiaolei, like a gymnast, uses slow motion in yoga to gradually find a balance point. The upper body slowly falls down, and the lower body is slowly raised. It is balanced like a humanoid wooden pole.
The next director looked at his watch, Huang Xiaolei persisted for 59 seconds, his energy was a little unsupported, and his feet fell down.
"Okay! Wong Woman persisted for half a column of time!"
"Zeng Shaoxia, it's your turn!"
Xiaoyue Yue's head is sweaty ~ EbookFREE.me ~ He hasn't found a good way. How can he sleep on such a thin rope? I'm right, sleep!
Xiaoyue Yue walked over, stood next to the rope, touched it, and stroked it, it was too thin, he said: "That ... Mingjia brothers, who brings a pillow with him? Let me put a cushion ..."
There was a chuckle and everyone was silent. Who brought a pillow with them when they fought? What can a pillow do?
Yang An had a clever move: "Zeng, son, the old man here has a golden silk robe that is inaccessible. The son can be folded up and used as a pillow."
Xiaoyue took the Baoyi, thanked Yang An, and returned to the hanging rope.
He also wanted to learn Huang Xiaolei to practice a horse, but he lifted his legs hard, at most he could only reach the height of his chest. His knees had to be bent. He hurt himself, grinned his teeth, and laughed to death.
Bao Yi put it in his hands first. He learned that Huang Xiaolei held down the rope and stared hard.
"I go……"
Xiao Yueyue kicked too hard, causing his head to be light and heavy, and the whole person turned over suddenly. Fortunately, he grasped it firmly, the front flip turned 360 degrees steadily, scaring him with cold sweat and making the audience laugh.
"A bit interesting? This horizontal bar is so thin!"
Xiaoyuey intentionally joked, concealing his embarrassment, and let Huang Xiaolei, who was standing aside, covered her mouth and laughed and turned away. This guy was too funny.
Huang Xiaolei is slow to find balance. Xiao Yueyue doesn't understand the secret of the middle, so her failure is normal.
Next, Xiao Yueyue changed it another way. He put the golden silk robe on his stomach, and the whole person turned into a curved prawn shape, hanging on the rope like two sausages, and howled in pain. : "Time, time ... oh, don't time ..." To be continued ~ EbookFREE.me ~ friends, you can search for "blue book", you can find this site the first time.
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