Chapter 710: My grandpa's dentures laughed off!

The live broadcast has ended. The next thing is to watch the feature film of Beijing Satellite TV. The cameras in the center of the stage have all been evacuated. The live broadcast staff have been terminated. All the invited guests have also left collectively because the feature program plus advertisement Time, about 89 minutes, it will take a while to see the final result, there is no need to wait here.
The staff invited some of the guests to the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception dinner was prepared to restrict admission and the privacy was better.
In the gymnasium, after applauding the guests to leave, the vast majority of students chose to stay and watch the big screen, especially the students of the film school. They were particularly curious. What kind of film did Zhang Guoli make when he first contacted the variety show? .
At 8 o'clock, the 60-second golden advertisement starts, followed by the GM Buick gl8 commercial vehicle advertisement, the tourism promotion and investment promotion advertisement of Zhongjing Xingguo Film and Television City, a laundry detergent company, and a noble drinking water, all of which are sponsored by "Let's Go Through" Business.
"All rich dog owners!"
"It's normal. The show is good. Advertising companies flock to it. If they break their brains, they must grab it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, some people are willing to pay for it. Even if the show is not good, no cheap advertising space will be asked!"
"It's the era of the market economy! But the more so I feel relieved, the quality is pretty good! I'm afraid the show will be sparse and disgusting."
The audience took the time to leave a message on the Internet, the chat was hot, and as soon as the advertisement was over, few people were chatting, and they were all watching the show seriously.
"What is crossing?"
A line of black text appeared, which aroused everyone's interest. Suddenly, Doraemon and Nobita took the lens of the time machine to appear on the big screen. Countless people laughed and sprayed!
"I go!"
Numerous people yelled at this, what did this Nima destroy childhood? Is there anything like this?
Nobita and Doraemon walk out of the tunnel of time and space and enter the prehistoric era, but the camera slowly shrinks. This scene turns into a bubble of thought. An ordinary-looking script editor appears in the camera, squinting towards 哆La bubble of a dream, shook his head and shattered it, and another thought bubble was created next to it.
This time it became a terminator. The robot went back to the past through the time machine and tried to kill the human leader. The battle scene was very hot, but this thought bubble was also quickly broken by the script editor. He shook his head, which was not right.
A third thought bubble appeared. The protagonist was Zhang Guoli. He was wearing modern clothes and suddenly crossed the scene of the battle between Qin Jun and Zhao Jun. A warrior with a full body armor and a warhorse waving a spear and launched a charge. Zhang Guoli was scared. Face as earthy, holding up his right hand, jumping up in place, and sprinting into the fourth thought bubble.
But the fourth turned out to be the prehistoric era. In a section of the "Prehistoric Dinosaur World" footage of the dsovery channel, Zhang Guoli suddenly fell from the sky. Not far away, the four raptors tearing the carnivorous dinosaur's body heard the sound, and turned around and looked. Xiang Guoli, teeth full of flesh and saliva, fierce eyes, scary claws that made people feel scared, Zhang Guoli frightened and flew away again, this time directly behind the script editor.
Snapped!
Zhang Guoli slaps angrily on the back of the script editor: "Why are the scripts written? Can't you be fully prepared in advance and go through it once? What about the history experts and professors I invited?"
Huh!
History experts and professors appeared in the camera instantly, sitting on the seats behind them, wearing glasses, and picking up one of the thick stacks of books in front of them, and several people discussed various details of ancient history enthusiastically.
Guoli Zhang continued to ask: "What about the staff I hired at a high salary?"
Huh!
A group of staff wearing different costumes and holding different equipment appeared in the camera. Various high-end and complicated equipment told the audience one thing. The production team's hardware and equipment were bunkers.
"The ancient teacher I invited, the martial arts instructor, the ancient legal counsel, the costume designer ..."
With the introduction of Zhang Guoli, more and more professions appear in the lens, and they are almost out of reach. The lens is getting farther and farther. I am afraid that there are hundreds of people. Everyone is doing their job. "Go Across" show service.
Zhang Guoli asked the script editor for the last time: "Tell me, why should we be so thorough?"
The script editor touched the back of his head, and finally realized the expression of sudden realization: "Because we want to be a file that has no ancients before and no later, the most professional, most exquisite, but the least serious historical travel program in history!"
Huh!
Everyone was out of the camera. In the next second, the walls of Jianghu City appeared on the screen. Alas, everyone passed through here collectively. Everyone was busy. Zhang Guoli appeared in the camera and raised his microphone and shouted. Says: "Let's go through it for the first time and start now!"
Snapped!
Turn on the board, and at this time the music appears, and the opening of a hand drawing.
A variety of funny expression packs continue to appear, all the stars show their faces, cartoon-like bodies, with faces that make people want to laugh, and appear in turns on the wheels of history, as if waiting at the station for the bus .
There is something memorable in any period of 5,000 years of history in China. Too many periods are worth going back to look at. When the audience saw the Qing Dynasty Shanhaiguan, the Ming Dynasty sea boat, the Song Dynasty beacon, the Yuan Dynasty grassland, the Tang Dynasty. In the six-country melee, all the road signs appeared in turn under the wheel of history, and everyone was excited.
"Bunker! I bet this is an unprecedented new theme. As long as you do well, this program can be made for 100 years!"
"Chinese civilization has a history of more than 5,000 years. It is worn once a week. What year and month did it last?"
"It's absolutely OK to live this show for ten or eight years!"
The audience was all talking and praised the beginning of this creative idea. Few variety shows were so joyous. Like storytelling, a few simple shots, coupled with uncomplicated special effects, quickly made the audience intuitive. Concept, it turns out that this is really a sincere show group.
Finally, the picture became a modern city, and the funny editor of the script appeared in the camera again. He was writing a diary.
The typewriter showed a line on the screen: "On August 21st, the program team received a notification from the Space and Time Administration, requesting the cross-team to pre-store the cross-funds, but the director is now unable to pay even the poor salary. Borrow money from members of the crossing team ... "
Oh ha ha ha ~
Seeing the post-production of Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait p and tears silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
The gymnasts laughed terribly. Zhang Guoli was the dean. No one dared to laugh at him like this. Although he was a director on this show, the director was also terribly miserable. This sudden change of character is definitely a film school A huge laugh that students can't avoid!
The following is the performance of the six guests, either aggressive, obedient, or distrustful. Each star has his own true performance in terms of whether to save money. These stars live in modern metropolises. In China, enjoying the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not yet know what the crossing looks like, or how poor the crew is, and the poor need to borrow money from them.
"Haha! I look forward to seeing their expressions after knowing the truth!"
"This is the well-prepared show group? Amusing me ~"
"Unreliable production team, unreliable artists, look at Xiaoyueyue! I'll go!"
The audience was all crazy, Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two were extremely firm, Zhenzheng said that they would not be deceived, and the audience all knew that they would be there later. Will definitely die by the show crew!
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gates of Jianghu City to prepare for the crossing. The first pit came, and the savings account determined the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. Reversing Reversing Reversing, it's called a pretend to be defeated. From the announcement of the meaning of saving money, to the completion of identity distribution, the audience has not stopped laughing!
"I made a big trough and my face was all swollen!"
"My grandpa's dentures laughed off!"
"Well, the coffee sprayed a carpet, I was kneeling on the keyboard at this time! It was all because of this bad show!"
"Which mask has been affixed to white ... wow ... it won't stick at all ~ EbookFREE.me ~ laughing all the way ..."
"My daughter hasn't written her homework. She said you and your mom laughed too much in the living room. She wants to see it too!"
The audiences went online to discuss in real time, each of them had their own performance, but basically all of them laughed. The program really was as funny as the one just said!
The next hour, the audience was really happy, a group of people crossed back to the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, and entered the world of Yi Tian Tu Long, this setting made countless people terrified.
Four people entered the six major factions, and two bad guys joined Mingjiao. Such an obvious camp confrontation made the audience look forward to it.
Unconsciously, the first episode is over. The big villain played by Zhang Guoli ends up with an old bald donkey, setting up a big conspiracy, leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. The plot next week must be the entire The brightest summit in the world's largest high battle!
"Crouch! Is this finished?"
"Oh, father! I want to see the Six Sects besiege the Ming religion!"
"I said oh ~ if Zhou Xiao is Huang Xiaolei or Hai Lu? Why don't you tell us?"
"Which is Zhang Wuji? Is it Yang Ye? Or Xiao Yueyue? I want to know !!!!!!"
"Ah, ah, does anyone know what the next episode is! Is Xiaoyue Yue playing Zhang Wuji?"
"Bad silver, liar, routine ... oh oh ... do you have to wait another week? Why is there such a show, I don't think I will love it anymore!"
"I don't think I will laugh anymore!"
The audience was all depressed. The plot card was too ecstatic. When it came to a critical moment, it was broken!
This is really killing the audience! To be continued ~ EbookFREE.me ~ friends, you can search "blue book", you can find this site as soon as possible.