Chapter 727: I only work hard, not body

Shabey entered the lottery shop, and the shop opened at 8 o'clock as soon as it opened.
Seeing a tightly wrapped guy coming in with a cameraman behind him, the shop owner warned: "What's the matter?"
Shabe lowered his hat a little, so that the shop owner could see the whole picture, and the shop owner pointed at him with surprise: "Oh, it's you! Haha, I thought it was robbing!"
rub!
Just now I want to say a few words, Shabei is out of mood for a moment, you are the robber!
"Boss, help me introduce the lottery with a high winning rate ..."
Shabei began to ask, but the vj behind him had quietly turned off the camera. The director had just notified that the artist's purchase of the lottery was not filmed, and it would never be broadcast. And assuming that Shabei was really lucky, he won the prize. The group will also be forced to change to a penny.
The reason is well understood, the directors are right to do so, and the risk of buying lottery tickets will be emphasized in post-production, clearly reminding the audience not to do so.
Shabe is very smart. He actually wants to lead by example to tell everyone this fact. He spent 20 yuan to buy a few scratch cards, no doubt all mss. Then, he dragged his tired body and showed frustration. His expression was walking on the street, his face full of remorse, and he kept blame.
"The idea of ​​getting rich in one day is necessary. Shortcuts will not work. I'll be honest and earn money."
Shabe's self-reflection performance was very effective, but he was really not good at doing business and soon became blind.
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Sun Honglei came out for the third time, he did n’t have the cost to make snacks, and he did n’t have expertise in eating technical rice. The agent gave a third suggestion to do housework!
"Housekeeping is a good job. Really! My family will ask for a house cleaning company to clean up every year before the Spring Festival. The cost seems to be 5,000 yuan once. Well, our family is relatively large and the hygiene is very cumbersome, so the fees are a bit high. But I heard friends say Now, the ordinary three-bedroom, two-living room, thoroughly do a housekeeping and health service, 1,000 yuan is the starting price, this does not include the most difficult kitchen, kitchen cleaning will be charged separately. "
Sun Honglei said to the camera as he walked, "I can cook, wipe the table, wipe the windows, mop the floor. I can do all these things. I'm a star of all sizes, so it's not expensive to charge 500 yuan per hour, right?"
500 yuan an hour?
Sun Honglei was too naive. He walked along the street and walked for ten minutes, but he still didn't see any of the housekeeping company's stores. He changed his strategy and started to drill alleys. At 8:30, he was tired. Only then saw a small housekeeping store on the side of the road.
It is small because the entire store is less than 20 square meters, and there is only one door. The sign in front of the store is yellow. The rust water stains the canvas into black marks. The owner of the store is holding a water cup and squatting at the door of the store. Brushing teeth under the tree, full of white foam, shouting at Sun Honglei: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Sun Honglei walked into the shop, and the look on the east and west looked really strange. The boss misunderstood that he was a thief, and rushed back without even wiping the white foam. He asked vigilantly, "What are you doing?"
Sun Honglei narrowed his eyes, pulled the owner into the store, took off his mask, and smiled humblely: "Boss, I'm Sun Honglei, I'm looking for a job."
The boss's eyes are almost falling, and the expression on his face is really rich. This master of hidden expressions turned out to be a confusion at first, followed by the surprise of staring at the beads, and then the surprise. I can eat both hands, and even the toothbrush. I finally got to the side of Sun Honglei's head, grinning, and Bai Mozi sprayed his face: "Oh my god, it's Sun Honglei!"
Sun Honglei could only lean a little sideways, and now he's begging for help, he can't be angry.
The boss also found it, embarrassed and said, "Sit down, please sit down! Have you eaten? Eat here without eating, I will let my wife eat for you!"
I really saw the lady boss come out from inside and greeted her warmly. Sun Honglei waved his hands quickly: "Brother, let's be serious, I'm really looking for a job. Can you do me housework here?"
Speaking of business, the boss was no longer joking, and the two sat on the sofa and talked.
After listening for a while, Sun Honglei was depressed and the housekeeping industry was also a deep pool of water. First of all, this store has no business license, no contracts, no guarantees, and the boss is an intermediary. All the agreements are oral. At most, I will only issue you a handwritten receipt, without even stamping it.
"I have been here for more than ten years without any disputes, all because I have a good reputation! The housekeeping in the four neighbourhoods has basically taken away from me. I have more than 30 sisters in my name, and I and them It is divided into three or seven. I don't owe anyone's salary, and no one thinks my charges are unfair ... "
I heard the boss boasted and talked a lot, Sun Honglei was not calm, housekeeping is also a service industry, and business is random. New Year's Day is definitely more, but it is not always running at full capacity. When I encounter an order, I agree on a good price Only the boss will arrange who will do it. After finishing the work, he will return the money and continue to wait.
Looking at the charges, the four major categories of housekeeping, more than 40 sub-items, different items have different prices and different times, and there are additional instructions, and they are even allowed to discuss the price with the owner after the actual inspection.
"For example, cleaning the kitchen is the most expensive. Washing a lighter stove 100 yuan, washing a stove 30 yuan, cleaning the range hood, you also need to see whether it is single leaf or double leaf, exhaust fan or exhaust type, strong exhaust. Still sucking, you have to come to the door to see the degree of oil pollution, the price can be adjusted upwards. "
A long list of nouns almost fainted Sun Honglei, and he quickly stopped: "Stop, stop, boss, let me tell you the truth, I have 98 yuan on me. How do you charge for the agency and how to collect the commission? I don't know. I have a video camera here, you give a market price, do not pit me, or let you suffer, how about everyone? Please help me find a job, I will follow the market price, I will give you 10 points up, this is all OK! I just want to take these 98 dollars and see how much I can make in a day! "
The boss finally understood. With a bite of his teeth, he reached out and held Sun Honglei: "Come! Welcome to the" Extreme Challenge "!"
Sun Honglei was terrified, and he did not return for a long time: "Are you a staff member?"
The boss hesitated: "No! But who in the entire Red Maple City didn't know you were going to record" Extreme Challenge "? Aren't you challenging the housekeeping service profession? Wait, I'll call a few rich people, they I should be interested in you. Ah ha ha, let Sun Honglei clean their homes, think about it! "
Sun Honglei was frightened: "Boss, wouldn't you sell me to the thief's den? I ... I ... I only work hard, I don't sell myself ..."
The boss lady with a thick waist around him gave him a sideways look and teased with a gleeful smile: "Just like you? I'm not rare!"
a bolt from the blue!
Sun Honglei covered his face. In this wild store that was less than 20 square meters and had basically no decoration, he was deeply injured.
"Ah ... I know, this show is full of deep maliciousness ... npc is so difficult to deal with, I guess it is going to be broken ..."
Sun Honglei faced the camera without a face. He couldn't help crying. He heard the boss talking there on the phone: "Sister Zhu, me, I'm Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu's little Liu! Yes, do you need to clean your house now? Alas, do n’t hang up, I have a personal recommendation here for you, a star! A man! Common on TV! Old act in TV series and movies! Hey, I lied to you I am a grandson! "
Sun Honglei couldn't listen anymore. He walked out of the shop to breathe fresh air. Vj was really dedicated. He took off his camera-mounted hat and put it on the cabinet. He aimed at the telephone owner and went out with Sun Honglei.
"I expect something big today ... worst case scenario, you know what ..."
Sun Honglei whispered to the camera and said, "You will accompany me to do housekeeping later. If you see that the situation is wrong and the other party has a misconception about me, I will run first, and you stay behind."
Vj Khan is coming out, is this what people say? Is there anything like this? Just a show, this is terrible!
"Sun Honglei! Sun Honglei!"
The boss shouted inside, happy to be broken: "I helped you find a customer, 250 an hour, the price was negotiated, this is absolutely sky-high! Give me 100 an hour after you return!"
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"Boss, what shall I prepare? I came here empty-handed ..."
Sun Honglei then remembered that he had no tools and the boss clapped his hands and said, "In this way, my friendship price sells you some tools. It is really cheap. How much money I get in, how much do you take away. What do you need? What about you? Do n’t worry, the customer said to drive to pick you up, and you are waiting here. You need two pairs of disposable gloves and three kinds of cleaning agents, and you should take them with you in case you need them ...

Five minutes later, Sun Honglei took out 80 yuan and happily bought a big bag of equipment. Thanks very much, "The boss is so nice!"
The boss smiled and said, "That's for sure. I wish you success! Look, the customer is here!"
A red Ferrari sports car was parked on the sidewalk outside. The door was opened. A young girl wearing over-the-knee boots, a mink jacket, fashionable sunglasses, and a chestnut-colored long hair came out and walked this way. Catwalk.
The boss laughed aside: "This is Sister Zhu's daughter, you do a good job!"
Sun Honglei silently took off his sunglasses on his chest and put it on. He proactively stretched out a hand, and said coolly, "Hello Zhu, my name is Sun Honglei, and I will do the housekeeping service today."
The fashionable girl smiled and said, "It's really you, let's go. I'll send you to my mother's house. She's waiting for you!"
Your mother ...
Sun Honglei didn't know whether he was crying or laughing. The Ferrari sports car couldn't sit down with everyone. VJ could only ask the boss for help urgently, and he took the ID card and borrowed the electric car to follow.
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