Chapter 76: Half dumb

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As soon as I heard about cross-line, Yang An was not happy: "I don't have to do much about cross-line! I am a host and I will be a director. I am still a singer. The songs I write are being enthusiastically sung throughout the country. ! "
音乐 The music of "Swing Together" sounded in time, Yang An held up his hands, and brought the audience to follow him together: "Let us swing together, swing together ~ forget all the pain, let us swing together ~"
The music stopped, Yang An raised her hand and made a kiss kiss gesture, thanking the audience for their cooperation.
The audience cheered and laughed in unison. Yang An pointed to the auditorium and said to Li Yue, "Look, this is all my fan! I have done too much intersect matters, so why can't I talk to cross talk? I forgot to introduce myself Now, there may be an audience in front of the TV who does n’t know me. My name is Yang An, a pupil in the comic dialogue world. This is Teacher Li Yueli. "
越 Li Yuedao: "Your teacher, 说 I said Yang An, are you really talking about cross talk today?"
Yang Andao: "Yeah! I am also part of the Lin Yunshe Quyi Alliance. In terms of seniority, I have to call Cao Shulin as a master! Is the master here today? Oh, sit there! Master, please sit down!"
The cameraman captured the figure of Cao Shulin from the guest's position. Cao Shulin stood up, waved his hand to the stage, and gave his thumbs up.
The audience is uproaring, impossible!
Yang An, is this true? He really talked on behalf of Lin Yunshe? He is a layman ... can it be a cross talk?
In the lounge, all four players were dumbfounded.
"Yang An he ... said cross talk?"
"He's a host ... and a producer, and the director ... Oh my gosh, I can't imagine it, he said cross talk, he competes with us!"
"Did I hear you right? He wouldn't be playing around with Li Yue, and then later came up and bombed him away, right?"
"I hope so! If Yang An enters the competition by himself, let's stop thinking about it. The audience must give him face, he must be first!"
I was too unexpected, everyone said that everyone in Yang An's sketches was still thinking about it, and when he saw the cross talk, everyone felt very aggressive!
On the ring, Li Yue shook his head and said, "I still can't believe it. Your host is doing a good job. How can I say that comedy?"
Yang An Road: "Because I love the art of cross talk!"
越 Li Yue didn't believe: "Since we love cross talk, then last spring festival, the TV cross talk contest hosted by Zhongjing TV station, all the famous cross talk actors in the circle were invited. Why didn't I watch you participate?"
Yang An said: "Why don't I participate in the cross talk contest? Well, here I want to make a formal statement."
越 Li Yuedao: "Why don't you talk?"
Yang Andao: "Because ..."
Yang An blinked, his eyes dodged and did not dare to look at people, his face was aggrieved, and his hands were on his mouth. In the laughter of the audience, he said in a crying voice, "Because no one invited me ..."
The audience applauded and the booing was louder, and many people laughed and laughed, "No one will cope with you, right? No one invited you at all!"
Yang An's aggrieved expression, dodging eyes, crying tone, laughed directly at the audience, even a few in the lounge grinned, this bag is not bad, it turned out that Yang An was really talking about cross talk!
越 Li Yue laughed, "That's it!"
Yang An waved his hand and said, "What's the case, amuse you to play. I said seriously, I didn't go because I was sick and couldn't go!"
越 Li Yue was curious: "Oh! What's wrong with you?"
Yang An said: "Half-dumb and half-deaf!"
越 Li Yue is more curious: "Half-dumb and half-deaf? What kind of disease has I never heard of! How fresh is a half-dumb crosstalk actor! What a half-dumb half-deaf method?"
Yang Andao: "I haven't heard of it? Then I will explain to you. The cross talk depends on your mouth. Four basic lessons. Take off your shoes and sing. I will take off my shoes and I won't sing. dumb!"
越 Li Yue interrupted him: "Stop and stop, what is it to sing when you take off your shoes?"
Yang An argued: "Four basic skills of cross talk, just sing off your shoes!"
I heard this burdened audience laugh for the first time. This Yang An is so naughty, he is obviously learning to sing!
越 Li Yue corrected: "It's about learning to sing!"
Yang An took a breath and asked in disbelief: "Are you sure you want to learn to sing?"
越 Li Yue nodded: "Yes, I'm sure!"
Yang An was embarrassed, took a photo of Li Yue, and complained: "I hate you! Why didn't you remind me when I was talking to you in the background in the background? I took off my shoes and sang I thought I could shake my burden, but Learn to sing ... Learn to sing ... How do you call me round? "
The audience laughed, little classmate, you didn't even speak the words properly, what cross talk do you say!
越 Li Yue is also happy: "Come here, host Yang, tell me to learn to sing, you are semi-dumb, how do you think I am round?"
安 Yang An bit his hand lightly, and her face was terribly terrified. The audience laughed and saw how round you are!
Yang An put out four fingers and said, "Okay, learn to sing and sing. The first item, say! I will say the tongue twister, I won't, but can this be considered half?"
越 Li Yue nodded: "You are the host, you always practice the tongue twister, you must have a deep foundation, and you will be half of it!"
Yang An said: "Second item, learn! I can't speak oral skills and operas, but I can speak local languages ​​and popular songs, can this be considered half?"
越 Li Yue continued to nod: "Yes, your popular songs sing well, you can count more than half of you!"
Yang An's third finger: "The third item, tease! I will do it in a single mouth, tease me in a single mouth, and I will reluctantly hold it. I also practiced the double spring. Can this be considered more than half?"
越 Li Yue shook his head: "This is yet to be investigated. What about the fourth sing? Have you ever practiced Taiping lyrics and opening chants?"
Yang An shook his head: "Tai Ping lyrics really can't, but add up, and say to learn to sing, isn't I half right?"
掰 Li Yue counted with his fingers: "Half, more than half, more than half, add up ... hey, exactly half ..."
Yang An Da Lai, clapped his hands and laughed at the audience, very proud: "Ha ha ha ha, friends, how about? Half dumb was rounded by me! It is so amazing! Where is the applause?"
The audience laughed and sent out warm applause and hiss. This Yang An is so eloquent!
越 Li Yue is helpless: "Hang Xing Xing, you are half dumb, but what do you mean by half deaf?"
Yang'an said: "I can only listen to others when they talk."
越 Li Yue laughed: "This is fresh, then you learn to talk to me. I ask you, did you eat today?"
Yang An is serious: "You are today."
捶 Li Yue slaps his palm: "Oh, this is called half listening, half deaf!"
Yang'an said, "Yeah, did you hear it?"
越 Li Yuedao: "It's so interesting, then you learn one more, Yang An is not handsome!"
Yang An's face became displeased, and slapped Li Yue with a slap, saying, "Speak with conscience, you are hypocritical!"
The audience laughed, this is called semi-deaf? You heard it all! Does it have to be said that Yang An is so handsome that he is not hypocritical?
越 Li Yue was also wondering: "Did you all hear the co-authoring sentence?"
Yang An Road: "No, I am half deaf, I only hear half and I hear you say" Yang An Shuai "!"
越 Li Yue hesitated and became furious: "I heard that this deafness will jump at the first time! And all the meaning changed?"
Sahahahaha ...
There was a laugh under the ring, a boo sounded, applause was sent out, and several people coaxed: "Yang An is so handsome ~"
Yang An laughed: "Hey, I forgot to tell you, my name is selective semi-deaf, intermittent attacks!"
Li Yueyong laughed: "It's still selective and intermittent, you're really sick! I'll ask you one last thing, learn from me, eighty-eight!"
Yang An froze, raised three fingers, and asked, "Three characters?"
越 Li Yue laughed, and was very proud: "This time I see how you are half deaf? You listen half!"
Yang An waved his hand and immediately thought of a way, shouted solemnly: "It's hard for me! Forty-four!"
The audience laughed and applauded for a long time. The laughing brothers in the lounge all clapping their legs and clapping their hands, laughing on the sofa, and were really amused by Yang An's low looks.
越大 Li grew angry: "Hey, why are you so cheap, what if I said ninety-nine?"
Yang An dismissed and replied without hesitation: "Forty-nine-five!"
越 Li Yue slammed Yang An: "Who asked you a math problem, are you semi-deaf?"
The audience smiled and their faces hurt. This Yang An is so invincible. What a is this! Semi-deaf, alas ... no more, it's funny to think about it, I can't stand Yang An's goods!
越 Li Yue also looked helpless. He couldn't speak for a long time. He pulled Yang An and said, "Yang An, your deafness is not a problem with your ears, it is a problem with your brain!"
安 Yang'an said: "Just joking with you, in fact, I have not been half deaf or dumb at all."
越 Li Yue asked, "Why don't you take part in the cross talk contest?"
Yang An sighed: "It's mainly because I was too late to go to EbookFREE.me ~ I don't even know that I can say cross talk."
越 Li Yue was happy: "Finally I'm telling the truth now, what's the half dumb and deaf! I ask you, when will you join?"
Yang An looked at the sky with eyes, 掐 fingered for a long time, and still had a word in his mouth, as if he had forgotten it.
越 Li Yue said: "Forget the days when you were in the industry? How many years have you learned comic dialogue?"
Yang An put down his hand, and said modestly, "Less than twenty years!"
越 Li Yue respectfully said: "Oh, less than 20 years, then you have said long enough! But why haven't I heard of your name? To be honest, how many years?"
Yang An thought for a while and whispered: "0.08."
懵 Li Yue stunned: "0.08? What is 0.08? Wait a moment, you mean 0.08 years? 12 months a year, multiplied by 0.08 is ... you have only learned cross talks in less than a month?"
The audience laughed, Yang An was too good to play, and only after learning a month's crosstalk, dare to come on stage? What did you say in less than two decades!
Yang An said, Li Yue was depressed: "Who is your master?"
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