Chapter 78: Don't mess with the bees


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PS: Before reading this chapter, it is best to review the comedy version of Yang Jinci's "Don't mess with the bee" in the first season of the first season. Besides, the starting point is crazy these days, a lot of advertisements for fan festivals are placed at the beginning and end of each chapter, and they ca n’t be deleted ... Those are really not what I said.
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"Okay, the last show is ready."
Yang An took out the reminder card and said, "I said before, some teams have dozens of people, and some teams only have one or two people. What is the comedy form that is less than the comic group team? Guess what!"
The audience was curious, and they shouted, "Dance!"
"Magic!"
"Acrobatics!"
"Sichuan opera changes face!"
"Single Crosstalk!"
单 This stand-up comic came out, and a lot of people laughed and looked at Yang An. Isn't your personal talent show today? Are you really going to talk about stand-up comics?
Yang An gave a thumbs up in that direction: "Single-talk comics are not impossible, but unfortunately I'm physically weak, so let's substitute! Let's enjoy a show that is not new," Don't mess with bees ", applause please!"
The red curtain slowly rises, and the stage is a common scene in the park. A double chair, a reminder card to not trample on the grass, a beautiful large LCD screen background painting, and nothing more.
Cheerful music sounded, and a smiling young man stepped out of the brisk dance.
Zhou Jinci's action is light, his expressions are rich, his actions are funny and not exaggerated. Just a few steps, he bumped into a bee flying in the air. He waved his hand and tried to drive it away. His eyes kept turning and chasing. Traces of bees flying.
You can hear it from music. This is a typical western comedy light comedy. Zhou Jinci is definitely influenced by some western comedy masters.
The audience held their breath and admired it, and they would also have fun when they encountered funny movements and scenes.
Everyone in the lounge was wondering, they all whispered.
Jin Dabao touched his chin and asked, "Who is this person?"
Xiao Xiaodongbei shook his head: "I don't know, who do you know?"
Everyone hasn't heard of this person, shaking their heads, but when Kungfu saw Zhou Jinci sitting on a bench and picking up the newspaper next to them, they were surprised: "It turned out to be a colleague!"
Mime, again mime!
Zhou Jinci's performance is very different from Kungfu. Kungfu is a big team and big scene. Each actor has his own task, handsome and handsome, funny, dazzling skills, teamwork, wonderful.
周 And Zhou Jinci only has one person, performing alone, without supporting performances, without lines, and can only rely on the imagination of the audience.
Everyone is not sure, can this westernized art form really win the audience's favor in Mainland China?
"Is this player the biggest mysterious person in this issue? Right, good!"
看 "Look at his performance! The bee flies against the newspaper and makes him unable to control his body. This is really kung fu!"
"This job is awesome! Dabao, I dare say that he will not be worse than you two!"
"That's, it's really difficult, Bai Yutang. You have the deepest experience of this kind of action. Can you explain it to everyone?"
Bai Yutang only knew that he sighed. He also practiced the duo. The two turned to the stage to fight with real swords and real guns. What he paid attention to was to grab the audience's eyes instantly. Therefore, the actor's basic skills and hilarious requirements were particularly high.
Bai Yutang said: "Explain what, this feeling and experience will only be understood if you have experienced it yourself, and you do n’t understand when you say it! This performance requires too much physical coordination! Wow, wow, wow!"
Bai Yutang shouted three times wow, and saw Zhou Jinci holding a coffee cup in one hand, brought to the ground by the bees in the cup, and constantly raised his hand, slumped to the ground, rolled, pulled, as if really There is a mighty bee doing it all!
Everyone watched, their hearts were shocking, terrific, terrific!
"This body work ... too great ..."
Yun Zhenling was sighed, she was amazed by her mouth, but she was in a state of humiliation. Why the opponent who came to power today is better than one, there is no soft pinch!
On the stage, Zhou Jinci was tortured by this bee crazy. The music has been changed to "Bumblebee Flying Dance", and the bee that was raged began to avenge this nasty human.
Snapped!
Zhou Jinci was hit by the bee on her right face, and the whole person rolled to the ground.
Huh!
Zhou Jinci was severely hit on his stomach, and his face was uncomfortable.
Crackling!
三 Three consecutive batters, Zhou Jinci was hit by a few beeps by the bee. In the end, he also furiously found a short thorn in his pocket, and he was going to fight the bee to death!
Huh!
He is like a brave heroic swordsman. He is going to fight the biggest enemy in his imagination!
Bang bang bang!
Even if he fails, he has to fight for dignity!
Details, success or failure are often reflected in details.
In the face of an invisible opponent, how can you make the audience imagine its shape? What kind of performance do you need to use to make your moves look flawless?
别 "Don't mess with the bee" is Zhou Jinci's best, best, and most skilled show.
迸 He was inspired today. He is in excellent physical condition today. His performance is the best today. He has done every move quite well!
In the end, although it was the bee who won and the poor Zhou Jinci raised the white flag, he succeeded, and he ended in the cheers of the audience.
Pretty exciting performance!
Yang An kept applauding. He was very pleased. Zhou Jinci didn't have stage fright. He successfully took the first step today and will go further in the future.
Zhou Jinci came from the background, doing various antics all the way, interacting with the audience.
This is his basic skill in playing a clown. He is very skillful and very grounded. The audience on both sides of the crescent stage like him very much, and give him high fives, waving and cheering.
Yang An suddenly raised a hand and made a move forbidden, saying coldly: "Zhou Jinci, Jin Dabao just passed me the special function, I have locked you in the glass cell!"
Zhou Jinci was a stunner at first, and immediately came to his senses. This was the biggest tacit understanding between the two, the clown performance at the gate of Hongcheng Mall!
He stopped because he was locked in a transparent cell by Yang An. He raised one hand and touched the front. There was an obstacle!
He changed his other hand and touched it on a wall of glass of nothingness. He touched the glass of nothingness to the left, there was no end, no end.
He almost touched the edge of the stage. Who knows that the empty glass cage at the edge produced a 90-degree corner. Two different glass cages were tightly stitched without leaving any flaws. He began to fumble against the edge of the stage. The wall of nothingness finally found that he was really trapped in a nothingness cage.
Wow!
For the first time, the audience saw Zhou Jinci's performance in a cage of nothingness. They were only surprised to know that they were cheering and sighing, but did not know how to express it.
Zhou Jinci felt that this was not the way to go. In order to come out, he planned to hit the door!
抱着 He held his arms, narrowed his neck, and hit the glass door with his right shoulder!
Huh!
I don't know where the sound effects come from, adding infinite possibilities to Zhou Jinci's performance!
"Oh my God!"
I sat next to the crescent-shaped stage, and the nearest audience all exclaimed.
They saw Zhou Jinci hit a glass wall of nothingness. Every time he hit, Zhou Jinci's body seemed to be blocked by an invisible wall. In addition to the sound effects played, they began to suspect that this was not true!
Zhou Jinci hit a few times and couldn't break the wall of nothingness. He just squatted down halfway and pushed his shoulders to the top. Can't squeeze even one step!
Several viewers stood up and reached out to touch, they doubted their eyes.
empty!
The audience waved left and right, nothing, it was really empty!
The audience was uproaring, noisy, and shouting cheers.
一群 A group of people in the lounge looked at each other, Ma Xin joked: "Dabao, did you really pass on the special function to Yang An? Your hand is in a prison, your mana is good!"
Jin Dabao couldn't laugh or cry: "Forget it, you can just talk about him! If my body coordination is so good, I can also perform! It's amazing, amazing ..."
Xi Baiyutang stood up and wanted to learn this set of actions in front of everyone.
He bumped into the void, dubbed "嘭" in his mouth, and bumped again, "嘭", hit a few times, everyone shook his head: "You got Baiyutang, your performance is far from others!"
细节 "Details, pay attention to details! Every time someone hits, the position of the pause is very accurate, and you? A while ago, a while later, the flaw is too big!"
"Baiyutang, wait for someone to come in later, you can learn from the teacher!"
Everyone was joking, and when they saw on TV, Yang An raised her hand again and smiled: "Okay, Jin Dabao has already done some work, don't hit you ... be careful!"
I just said don't hit it. Zhou Jinci just made a bump. At this time, instead of braking suddenly, he walked a few steps forward like he knocked open a door and almost fell down!
Pretty!
Wonderful!
Divine skill!
Everyone keeps praising, what an eye-opener today!
Yang An lifted up Zhou Jinci, handed a towel, smiled and said, "Come, wipe the sweat, the performance is so tired, locked in a cage and watched by everyone, like animals, it is not easy ... well, Tell us about yourself! "
Bian Zhou Jinci bowed before and after, saying, "Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Jinci, and I am 29 years old. I am a mime."
With applause and thunder, Yang An added: "Maybe everyone is not very clear. UU reading www.uukanshu.com is a whole of China, and now there are no more than a hundred mime actors in the front line of the Quyi stage."
Wow……
The audience is all uproar, isn't it? Such a wonderful performance should be liked by many people. How could no one be engaged in this industry?
Yang An continued to ask, "Jinci, how long have you started to learn this art?"
Zhou Jinci said, "I have loved acting since I was a kid. At the age of six, my dad went to Shanghai for a business trip and brought me a gift, a set of Chaplin's suit, bowler hat and walking stick. From then on, I Began to imitate Chaplin consciously. Later, I studied in Quyi School, but after graduation I find it difficult to find a job. For life, I worked as a computer salesman for four years, but I never gave up the art. As long as I have free time, I will Practice it yourself. "
The audience exclaimed, and the entertainer's lounge was also hesitant: "He is not a professional actor!"
"Computer salesman, I ... have nothing to say ..."
"It's amazing, I did see Chaplin's shadow in him."
"I admire his perseverance!"
Yang An is also very emotional. He knows that at this time, Zhou Jinci's difficult art path should be broadcast on TV.
Yang An is also very relieved. At least he helped this lonely artist, Zhou Jinci should be able to go further!
The audience and Yang An gave applause to Zhou Jinci and sent him off.
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