Chapter 778: You are guilty of weakness
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The King of Variety Entertainment
- 小伈
- 1830 characters
- 2021-03-01 09:53:01
Who do you want to be imprisoned for?
Shabei took the initiative to attack and launched a group mockery: "You are finished. I tell you, did you run me collectively just now? Let's look at the anger of the legal program host. I will put you all in jail so that you will never Turn over! "
"Hey! Who's afraid of anyone, it's not difficult to insert a crime!"
"Come and come, hurt each other"
"Sabbie, guilty of imitating animals!"
"Hey ha ha honglei brother, what is the crime of imitating animals?"
"He imitates Corgi anytime, anywhere without permission! He also imitates Husky!"
"Ha ha ha ha ..." A group of people laughed, clapping their legs and applauding.
Shabei was almost driven crazy by Sun Honglei. Sun Honglei also chased him with a smile: "He didn't just imitate animals. He also had guilt. Too much talk makes people hear ears!"
Huang Bo then slashed again: "There is also the crime of high and low, you will pass 1 meter 7 when you wear shoes, and only 1 meter 6 without shoes!"
"Hahaha!"
"Alas!"
"Would you be so hard?"
"I'm going to laugh!"
Shabei was besieged by everyone, and he had to pull the youngest Zhang Yixing as an alliance. "Yi Xing, hurry up and help my brother, go back and kill them!"
How dare Zhang Yixing dare it? Fortunately, Sha Yi stepped forward, Ersha turned around and wrote: "Hong Lei, not pretty! Surely not pretty, you have to say that you are Sun pretty, big liar all day long!"
"There is still the crime of non-recharging! What do you owe? Huh, of course IQ!"
"Brother Huang, the crime of the emperor, is obviously a man who digs traps, pretending to act like a victim, acting performance of the emperor level!"
"And Yang An ..."
"I warn you, brothers and sisters look at you, you have the courage to speak up!"
"..."
After playing this game for more than half an hour, I almost finished writing it. Anyway, the unreliable production team, the unreliable questions and answerers, the unreliable directors and guests, there is no serious one minute.
After finishing the problem, I started playing other games and opened the second app, which is a popular software that gives people the freedom to match clothes and handle hairstyles.
Guo Hongyang put forward two requirements: "First, dress yourself, choose four outfits that can be worn in daily life, save and upload them. Second, freely choose among the costumes designated by the program and choose for others Two outfits. "
You may have guessed the content of the game, and do n’t talk about dressing yourself up, but make clothes for other people. Maybe the production team will really choose such clothes for others to wear, out of mischief. Consider, of course, how exaggerated and funny come!
As a result, each of the 4 sets of clothes that everyone chooses for himself is a perfect match, which is very in line with their own style, but it is strange to match other people. What lady hats, flared pants, children's vests, High heels, in short, try to make things difficult for others, but when happy, it seems that everyone has forgotten that they are also making things difficult for others, sooner or later, they will also be punished.
Around 9:10, the minibus stopped slowly.
Guo Hongyang said with a smile: "Okay, the shooting destination has arrived, and everyone can go down."
Opening the door of the minibus, the sun was very bright outside, and the six people who had been locked in the dim space felt a bit dazzling and got used to it for a while before getting out of the car.
"Oh oh ..."
"Wow!"
"here is……"
"What the hell?"
Everyone who got off the bus would be amazed, and they were all stunned.
The surrounding area is full of vehicle debris and parts piled up on hills. Some heavy industrial forklifts, excavators, and cranes are used for construction here. From time to time, large trucks pull in scrapped vehicles and pile them in the vehicle storage area after unloading. Ten years ago, old vehicles piled quietly around, with only icy remnants.
In this way, the six stood simply and rudely in the open air. The air was filled with the smell of cutting rubber, and the sound of heavy machinery was rumbling in their ears. It looked desolate if not a row of cameras. In the front, more than a dozen people were waiting for them, and no one expected that it would be the shooting site of the show.
"This is the automobile industry base of Hongfeng Jiangnan Industrial Zone. In addition to the Hongfeng scrapped motor vehicle dismantling and recycling point, you will also find the largest used car market, second-hand parts trading market, and new car auto parts next to it. Characteristic industrial parks and so on. The total area of the industrial park exceeds 50 square kilometers. "
Guo Hongyang asked someone to move over a white board with a map of Jiangnan Industrial Zone affixed to it, and briefly introduced it.
Yang An asked, "What are we doing? Are you here to experience the car disassembly work?"
Everyone looked around, and indeed saw some workers wearing protective clothing and hard hats at the entrance of the huge factory building while manually handling an old car that had just been unloaded.
"Wow! Five of them are really amazing!"
"Oh oh, that's how the car door is pulled down!"
"So big piece is the ceiling fabric?"
"Wow, all the seats are removed, it should be shipped away later!"
Almost in a blink of an eye, many parts inside the car were dismantled, and the engine compartment began to be handled by many people. It didn't take long for the engine and gearbox to be dismantled and set aside to wait for complete destruction together.
Guo Hongyang called the six returning gods and said, "First of all, I'd like to tell you the good news that Hongfeng Police has broken the case of the office theft in the last show and recovered all the property. Our production team is now rich again. Short No bankruptcy within time. "
"Hahahaha!"
"congratulations!"
"Hey again!"
Six people laughed a few times, pretending to say a few words of blessing, I just didn't talk, I already knew that the production team didn't perform any exercises, and the director's words absolutely died!
Guo Hongyang said: "The following is bad news, because the self-interested money grabbing behaviors of the last two issues have brought a greater negative impact to the whole society ..."
Shabe was the first to be unwilling: "Guo Guo, can't you be so embarrassing, isn't it? It's your task. Can't we carry this pot?"
Sun Honglei was also unhappy, and raised his head, "What are the negative effects? Didn't I donate all my money?"
Huh!
Others were thinking about making two noises with the director. They were interrupted by Sun Honglei and laughed again. They couldn't answer the question. Did you donate the money? Obviously donated by Yang An!
Guo Hongyang ignored all the protests and said, "Hongfeng Intermediate People's Procuratorate has filed a public prosecution against you. The court approved the arrest of six of you. Please check your mobile phones and log in to the official forum of" Extreme Challenge " There is a notice from Hongfeng Police. "
The six were in a hurry and quickly took out their mobile phones to surf the Internet. Sure enough, after seeing the police hope that the citizens would actively report, they all mourned!
"Just grab us because of stealing money?"
"We are celebrities! Do you understand this show?"
"This is going to be arrested?"
Six people protested loudly, especially when they saw the discussion area reported by the public. Everyone was depressed. How could this be fun? Ordinary people can report. Are they not caught in the sea of people's war?
Guo Hongyang said: "Stealing money is not a crime, and stealing money is just a wedge of interest from the Hongfeng Intermediate People's Procuratorate. They conducted an in-depth investigation of six of you, and prosecuted each of you with new charges! Below, I Think of each of you! "
Yang An and Shabei laughed. This is the usual trick of running men. In the second phase of the water gun spy war, seven men were run in prison, or they were arrested by police officer Li Yifeng. They used the law of running men. Certain clauses, extremely funny reasons, caught them one by one, and today using this trick, it is estimated that these four newcomers must be aggressive?
Sure enough, when they heard that they were really guilty, the four newcomers were nervous.
Guo Hongyang started from a newcomer, the first to soften the persimmon: "Zhang Yixing, your charge is weakness. The prosecutor believes that you lack manliness. In the presence of the five companions, you are unwilling, have no opinion, are not enough, and are too lost to challenge men The face of the gang decided to arrest you, and then injected you with real manly serum to transform it. "
Oh ha ha!
Everyone applauded, Zhang Yixing protested: "Where am I not like a real man? Look at my muscles ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I am so strong that I can't move! I can run for 14 seconds per 100 meters, and my waist is not Sore, my legs don't hurt, I can go up to the fifth floor in one breath while carrying a liquefied gas jar! I don't need manly serum! I don't need! "
Yang An laughed, and touched Zhang Yixing's Bainen's face: "Who told you to look too white, and the skin was tender and smooth?"
"Is it smooth?"
"Is the skin really good? Let my brother feel it!"
When I saw Yang An taking the lead, everyone else came together to take advantage of Zhang Yixing. By the way, he sneered and made Zhang Yixing laugh. "I'm a man! I warn you, don't move your hands, Ada ~"
After bullying Zhang Yixing, it ’s Sha Yi ’s turn, Guo Hongyang reads:
Sha Yi, wow, you have two counts, and you have committed the crime of flower heart!
"What?"
Sha Yi's eyes were almost falling: "I'm fancy?"
Hahaha ...
The other five laughed and squatted down! Sha Yi is a good old man.
Sha Yi felt that the sky was going to fall, and he could not wait to give Guo Hongyang a fight.
"... and flying thieves! The prosecutor hates you swinging in front of the two women. For this reason, the Xiaoguo faction and the Xiaoying faction were created within the prosecution. After the discussion, they decided to sue you for these two charges!"
Sha Yi covered her chest with a painful expression on her face, took a few steps, and was held by the other brothers who laughed.
"I'm wrong, I ... I really love the shopkeeper, but unfortunately the film side will not make a sequel, how can you let me be with her?"
Sha Yi really couldn't help crying or laughing, Guo Hongyang also laughed: "You keep telling the judge these words, anyway, you are probably trying to escape today. Here is Huang Bo!" Friends who are going to continue ~ EbookFREE.me ~ , You can search "blue book", you can find this site as soon as possible.