Chapter 8: I saw all the safety pants

As soon as the official program came up, the camera lens stared at Shen Hui's slippery shoes.
I saw the embarrassment that Shen Hui kept slipping down and trying to retract, hearing the nonsense director's commentary outside the field, and within a minute laughed at seven people in the living room.
"It looks pretty good! This show is new!" The comments in the living room were quite high.
On TV, Shen Hui trembled and stood in front of the bar. The familiar pancake fruit music sounded. He petrified instantly, then fell down on his own laughter, slipped down, and the editor playfully increased the sound effects and cartoon expressions. Shen Hui Tears flowed.
When I saw this scene, seven people in the living room just laughed and covered their stomachs. A few who didn't laugh also endured and laughed.
外 The off-site director shouted in time: "Artists and guests laugh, this remake!"
Remake ...
Remake ...
Remake ...
Continuously zooming in on the screen. Shen Hui ’s petrified face just because of extreme surprise. Continuous NG characters were hit on the screen. The autumn wind blew through, the naughty barrage king flew by. Poor Shen Hui was tortured again.
Jian Mu Jianmin pointed at the TV while smiling and coughing, her face turned dark and she could not say a word.
The others also kept laughing, watching Shen Hui standing in front of the bar for the second time, dancing for the second time in the music, struggling with his arms to support his body, stepping on the drums under his feet, smirking on his face, uncomfortable unspeakable Look, that's so funny.
I finally managed to mix this scene, and Shen Hui returned to the bar with her sweat on her back. At the prompt of the off-site director, Yang An and another companion pushed the door from above to enter, sitting at the small table at the top.
Yang An said: "Brother, this bar is very good, very special, the service grows handsome, and can dance!"
"Is that right?" Brother Longtao, who was wearing sunglasses, pointed at Shen Hui: "The waiter will take a look and let Grandpa be happy!"
Shen Hui's face is all black and she is jumping! Just three times in NG, my legs jumped, OK?
In a burst of laughter, Brother Longtao said again, "Forget your life, I'm thirsty, you can have tea soon!"
Pouring water is easier than dancing. Shen Hui is full of energy. Holding the plate on the bar, he walks up hard. He almost didn't fall. The way he scrambled to grab the cup again caused the audience to laugh.
Yang An also introduced: "Brother, in addition to the handsome growth of the service here, there is also a resident singer named Liu Susu, who looks beautiful and sings well. Wait a minute, let's call her up and sing. "
Brother Bian Longtao scolded, "Hey waiter, what are you doing? Come on!"
The sweat on Shen Forehead's forehead came out, and finally approached. He placed the empty glass on the tablecloth in front of Yang An, and held up the cold water from the teapot. He apologized to the two customers. "Sorry, sorry, just dragged Ground, it's too slippery ... "
Slip!
The glass slides on the table. The speed is getting faster and faster. Shen Hui can't help crying or crying. He may fall and break. He can only hold the glass with his other hand. The slippery and distant, far away from the table and bar, involuntarily!
安 Yang An patted the table: "What are you going to do? I think my elder brother is ugly. Don't give it?"
"Upside down!" Shen Hui slipped farther and farther, unspeakably, and laughed in the audience.
On a 22.5-degree slope, the water in the glass was inclined. Shen Hui didn't adjust to the angle of pouring the water at the beginning, and sprinkled on the tablecloth for the first time.
"What are you doing?"
"Do you still want to do business? Do you know who my elder brother is?"
"Believe it or not I cut you? Don't think you look like Shen Hui in the movie" Men and Girls Love ", I can not hit you!"
"Brother, it's not" Men's Love ", it's" Marriage for Girls "!"
"A meaning!"
It was funny to see these two brothers from Hei Shihui, the audience laughed, and Shen Hui apologized with a smile: "Sorry, my feet are too slippery. I knew this was the case, I will not wear leather shoes today ... "
I saw here, a group of people in Mu Jianmin laughed and laughed. Several women laughed and said, "This starring Shen Hui is pretty handsome. By then," Marriage of a Man and Woman "will be released, and I'm going to see it.
"Xiao Xianrou looks handsome and has a good figure. I heard that it was adapted from the movie scene?"
"Anyway, this is what it says on the Internet, it's interesting!"
Shen Hui finally poured water for the guests, and the off-site director came again: "Guests listen to Liu Susu singing."
Yang An said, "Is that Susu here today? Let her come up and sing a song for my elder brother."
Shen Hui said: "Here comes, Su Su will come soon."
Liu Susu came over from the stage wearing a silk scarf, and several big men from Mu Jianmin all made noises, lowered their heads, and quietly gave each other eyes, winking and winking.
"What kind of fox fox, what sleeveless vest and miniskirt do you wear with a charming look? Which director arranged this dress?"
"Look, she fell over on purpose. The meat underneath the skirt intentionally exposed so much meat that she saw it!"
"Hey! The photographer also intentionally gave her a close-up shot, do you want a face?"
"Liu Zihua, you shut up for me, what are you laughing at, what a joy you see when you see white thighs!"
When Mrs. Wu's regiment saw Liu Susu playing, they immediately pulled down their faces and scolded them.
The man named Liu Zizhen was scolded by his wife, and quickly put away a smile and pleased him and said, "Wife, if you dress like this, you will definitely be sexier than her. As long as you wear it like this, I promise you to sing every night, and the king will never Early! "
"Oh oh oh!" Several loss friends fooled blindly, holding Liu Ziyu's shoulders.
呸 "I 呸! I can't vomit ivory in the dog's mouth! You roll for your mother!" Liu Zizhen's wife blushed, and she was so embarrassed to scold her husband in front of so many friends.
Jianmu Jianmin quickly rounded the field and said: "Red Maple TV is good, this is the rhythm of killing men and women!"
Everyone talked and smiled and continued to watch the program.
Yang An held up a large gold bar of props and yelled, "My brother said, singing is not enough, but he still has to dance. If he performs well, he will be rewarded!"
苏 Liu Susu made a ecstatic expression: "Such a gold bar, what you want to hear, brother, I can do it!"
Brother Yang Anmin asked in front of him, and then raised his eyebrows at Liu Susu, hehehe said with a smile: "Ten picks ... No, eighteen!"
钗 "Eighteen" is the theme song of one of the more famous costume TV series in the world. No one knows, but it doesn't sound like a high-end gadget.
Sahahahaha ...
The audience in the live auditorium and in front of the TV all burst into laughter. This joke is boring and funny. At first glance, it looks normal. It can match the environmental context of the time and quickly lead the audience to a funny astray. The audience instantly fills in the funny scenes, leaving a deep impression on the audience.
Liu Susu, who was so cool, was really eye-catching. The camera never left her, and she had a good body at a glance.
She said that dancing was really good. She would think of a way. She was standing in the middle of a 22.5-degree slope, holding a microphone stand that was as thick as a steel pipe with her long white legs, twisting to show her figure, and facing her mouth. Singing, the chorus part of "Eighteen Songs" was released in the studio, which caused the audience to sing a chorus, and the audience applauded.
Murmur murmur ...
If you listen carefully, you can definitely hear the swallowing voice of the male audience, and each heart secretly regrets it. If Liu Susu didn't dance "eighteen cymbals", but supported the microphone stand to perform an explosive pole dance, it would look like this. Concave and convex body, miniskirt, big white legs, safety pants, this show is a must, the ratings must be high!
The married men and women, Liu Susu, Shen Hui, these names are deeply imprinted in the minds of many viewers. People who are impatient have taken out their mobile phones and searched the Internet.
Yang An and Brother Long Tao sat in the chair all the way and performed with ease. Their task was to make fun of male and female guests, stepping on Shen Hui, teasing Liu Susu, and let Liu Susu pour alcohol to the two, and the two changed the law to Liu Su. The soda reward made Liu Susu unable to help the table and could only slide down. The last two also kicked her by hands, scaring Liu Susu for help.
Seeing the rampant running rampant, Shen Hui couldn't help but shoot. The bridge for heroes to save beauty will always be the main theme of society.
Yang An yelled, "What's wrong, could anyone want to be a hero? I think who dares to stand up today!"
Shen Hui raised her chest, "I dare stand ..."
Slip!
英雄 Shen Yingxiong, who had just stood out, was slipped by the drink on the floor. He lay on the ground with his five bodies, sliding from the foot of Yang An to the crash bar at the bottom of the slope, and the trajectory traversed the entire bar room.
Shen Hui's face had a helpless wry smile, and the naughty subtitled prince jumped out in time: "This hero is too difficult to be a hero!"
Oh ha ha ha ha!
There was coquettish laughter at the scene. Many audiences laughed with tears and talked about the stars. Is there any program that is more fierce than "Small Talk"?
Next, Yang An and Brother Longtao stood up. UU reading www.uukanshu.com would give Shen Hui a deep memory lesson. Unfortunately, they were also unstable. Either you knocked me down or I overturned you, causing everyone. laughing out loud.
三个 When the three big men shoved under the slope, Liu Susu stood on top of it, slipping slowly and screaming. This time, the cameraman gave three parallel slow motion shots.
When Brother Bianlongtao saw a beautiful woman coming on, his face showed an outstanding pig like a pig, squinting and reaching out to hug.
Shen Hui moves most quickly. He makes a big step forward under his feet, stretches his arms, and intends to catch Liu Susu in front of everyone. He is a hero, he is a gentleman, and he is a male lead.
On the other hand, Yang An gritted his teeth and quickly shot. He grabbed Brother Longtao's shoulder and pulled back with his left hand. He pushed Shen Hui directly with his right hand and overturned the two competitors. Eventually he extended his arms and hugged Liu Susu. With a fragrant jade full, his high-definition camera captured all his micro-expressions, and the unobtrusive man's behavior was clear at a glance.
The screen was full of love. Yang An held Liu Susu in her arms. The two looked at each other affectionately, smiling and shy. All the romantic and warm special effects disappeared after the slow motion. The camera returned to normal. Yang An suddenly pushed Liu Susu awkwardly. : "Sorry, Sorry, the impulse to grab the show! Shen Hui is the actor!"
Uh ...
Liu Susu covered his mouth and turned and laughed. Shen Hui, who was shot innocently, lay on the ground and sighed. The audience smiled and sprayed. The camera quickly switched between the on-site director and the artist's agent. All of them were overjoyed. Audience, even the staff laughed!
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