Chapter 84: Red eye disease!

Qiu Jiuling came to the lounge, and it turned out that seven or eight young disciples and apprentices were watching TV around, even Qiu Jiuling's coughing sound was unheard of.
"Hey! You are all lazy here!" Li Baoqiang, the leader of the team, began to beat people by pulling up the thick cloth strips. This is the basic skill of martial arts in the opera. A group of towel strips can make people's slaps unstable.
Qiu Jiuling stopped the team leader, watching the disciples who rushed away, and hurriedly evaded, and said with a dark face, "Is the front desk performing! Don't you go to study and hide here to watch TV?"
Ji Yiling quickly responded: "Master, mainly" Happy Comedy "is being broadcast live, we also want to see how other people perform, find inspiration!"
"Yes, find inspiration! Find inspiration!"
听说 "I heard that there are also cross talk players on this show, and we want to see who has the ability to say cross talk on TV."
"The master said, you can learn from the best of the hundred, so you have to come here ..."
Disciples Xie scrambled to explain that Qiu Jiuling drove all the boys out and stayed alone to watch TV.
海 Blue Sea TV's "Comedy Comedy", is showing the players entering the scene, several familiar faces in the spring evening appear one after another.
Qiu Jiuling called his old partner Yu Shihong: "Old, where is it? That" Happy Comedian "has begun. Come on, I'll wait for you in the group."
Wu Yuhong was eating nearby, and soon came over.
The skit show is on air. There are laughter on the TV. The audience laughs and the applause keeps on, but Qiu Jiuling has a grim look and a blue face.
Wu Yuhong asked: "What's wrong, Qiu, so serious?"
Qiu Jiuling signaled him to watch TV and said: "Li Baoqiang said that today's attendance is less than 40%, less than half of the usual. He suspects that the audience stayed at home to watch this" Happy Comedy. "
Yu Shihong said: "I don't believe that TV programs can be so attractive? I also say that Christmas has diverted customers!"
Qiu Jiuling said: "It's not possible to pull off the Christmas diversion all at once? Not to mention it hasn't rained in the past few days, and our performance has not left the basket. The attendance rate should not drop so fiercely. This is a cliff-style. Avalanche, absolutely for a reason! "
As masters in the art world, both watched the show with a critical eye.
After watching two complete sketches in succession, Bao Ling and the Northeast Folk Art Troupe, Yu Shihong frowned: "The sketch performance is okay. The two teams are also frequent guests of the Spring Festival Gala, but is the host interaction too frequent? "
Qiu Jiuling nodded: "Yes, the host is too grabbing the camera! But I suspect this is the intentional positioning of the show like this, they definitely want to build a comedy brand around Yang An, so frequent host grabbing the camera is only good, no harm."
Waiting for the fifth group of players to play, the two hearts sink.
Sure enough, it is exactly the same as those spread in the past few days. This group of crosstalk players is the southern crosstalk society Lin Yunshe. The leader Cao Shulin is a disciple of the late crosstalk master Zhang Wenshun. They have been mixed in recent years. The members of Lin Yunshe are still a second-level rookie. At this level, they dare to stand on stage to represent cross talk? Not afraid to be scolded by colleagues!
When I saw the mysterious person taking off the mask, the two looked at each other, and the absurd thoughts appeared in my mind.
Qiu Jiuling shook his head: "Noisy! Host the comic production comic crosstalk play anything, you can do it all!"
Wu Yuhong also complained: "There are problems with the rules of this show! I can guarantee that after one and two issues, no new team will be willing to participate!"
On TV, Yang An began to talk about cross talk, baggage, speed of speech, movement, expression, every detail appeared in front of the two masters.
"Hum, it's too fast, the rhythm is not good."
"The words are too blunt! I can't see the three trembling, the net layman!"
"The frequency of packet trembling is not good!"
"The conversation is not smooth, there are breakpoints!"
哈 "Ha, a teaser even stutters and says that you can't even learn to sing in half!"
You and I talked to each other for a few minutes in turn. Although there were many problems, the strange thing was that the feedback from the audience was good, and the audience basically did not stop laughing.
事情 Now things are serious. The ten-minute cross talk performance, although there are many details, is complete, which makes Qiu Jiuling and Yu Shihong have nothing to say and can't evaluate!
An An is being interviewed on TV. He said, "Although I have not received professional cross talk training before, I have loved cross talk since I was a child. I remember many classic passages more than ten or twenty years ago. It ’s been my dream of talking about cross talks for many years. Second, comedians ca n’t live without cross talks. No one is on the stage. I only want to replace them. I hope the art of cross talks can become something that people like, just like ordinary people Like watching a movie, I hope that walking into a small theater and listening to cross talks will also become an urban fashion. "
Second question: "You are the host and you are participating again, will you worry about others questioning the show's unfairness?"
Yang An replied, "The eyes of the masses are clear. If my cross talk is not good, no one will choose me even if I stand on the stage and sell Mengjiaojiajiao votes. Please believe the independence of the 500 judges. They are all volunteers recruited randomly from the society. In the next episode, I will reduce the number of interactions with other players and will be tested again as a pure player! Of course, if the audience does not like to listen to my crosstalk, I am willing Step down and switch to a more advanced comic actor. "
After the interview was over, the screen shifted to Yang An and Li Yue exiting. The two bowed to the audience. The audience stood up and sent their warmest applause.
Yu Shihong dismissed: "It's better to say than to sing. Unless he retires, this show can never be fair!"
Qiu Jiuling is not worried about this. He said, "Older, have you listened carefully? He said that the style of cross talk is a little different from ours. Is his remarks novel? Does the baggage fit the current environment? The materials are interesting too. We have to think about it ourselves, maybe the audience now loves to listen to this style of crosstalk, and if he has the merits, we should also learn. "
Yu Yuhong had to admit that Qiu Jiuling was right.
Both of them are about 50 people. They are over the age of blood and rushing up their sleeves to dry up the rack. The two of them thought about it and they figured it out. The matter has come to an end and cannot be changed. They can only take advantage of the situation.
Qiu Jiuling said: "We should find a way to participate, even if we lose in the end, it is good to be a little bit more famous."
Wu Yuhong asked: "But the last time they put forward a demanding entry, weren't we not talking about it?"
Qiu Jiuling sighed: "Last time he didn't say who was participating, he also named me and you, and asked us to set aside three months to prepare this show. How was this possible? At first I thought Which grass-roots team did a stage opera and pulled the tiger pila banner! I thought of dragging it for a few days to see the situation, and whoever knows, people will just close the registration! Besides, I finally understand this competition system, one weekly New works, the pressure is not ordinary! "
Yu Shihong still couldn't put it down: "It's easy to say that the entries are not good enough to take some old paragraphs to renovate and change. But who will open this mouth? Can we ask other crew members to say that Qiu Jiatang wants to fill up? I am anyway Can't pull their faces to ask for them! Yo, began to announce the results. What do you think the two of them can get? "
Qiu Jiuling shook his head: "It's hard to say, Yang An's popularity is too high, even if cross talk is not good, it should be the top three. If it is really the top three ... Hey kid, let me say, he was playing this Spooky! "
Wu Yuhong was reminded, came to his senses, patted his thigh and said, "I was fooled! This kid said so nicely, in fact, I never thought of retiring!"
Qiu Jiuling was depressed: "As long as he is not eliminated by the audience, he can always stay on the stage. According to this tournament system, there can only be a group of cross talks. Although he painted a big cake for our cross talks, in fact, it is simply No one is eating, all the fills are waiting! "
On TV, how Yang An looks like a little fox, his sincere smile is so treacherous to both of them.
I ca n’t help it, it ’s customary, what can I do if I ca n’t play?
The two watched in depression, and the program continued.
The third and fourth are not Lin Yunshe!
The second is not!
The first is not!
The two of them took a sip of cool air, and the heart that had just extinguished turned up again, and couldn't believe it: "He didn't manipulate the voting result?"
"How could he be last himself? Isn't he likely to be eliminated next time?"
"Lao Qiu, this is an opportunity. Would you like a gamble?"
"How to gamble? It ’s our turn to bet on him being eliminated. I dare to promise that after this episode is broadcast, the comic dialogue world will set off a tidal wave, and it will be divided into two factions. One faction is to stop him, hoping to wait for him. After the elimination, he took advantage of the opportunity ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The other faction was to fight him, saying that he could not do anything about it, and he wanted to participate in the game on behalf of Xiangsheng, and to drive him away on the machine. You said, where are we? send?"
Yu Yuhong thought for a long time, and suddenly laughed: "It doesn't matter which faction we are, because the two factions have the same purpose, they must first drive Yang An out of office, and then have the chance to replace!"
Qiu Jiuling smiled: "So, the comic dialogue world is a lot of fun. Let's watch it lively as a centrist!"
Yu Shihong laughed loudly: "This little fox is smart and misguided. See, starting today, there will definitely be waves of people vilifying him. With the consistent urine of our crosstalk community, people with red eye disease will definitely A lot! "
"Red Eye Disease" is a work of a famous cross talk artist. During the Spring Festival Gala, it satirized the bad habits of a considerable part of the society. It is one of the classic cross talks and has been well received by the people.
However, in Qiu Jiuling's opinion, they are disdainful of Qiu Jiatang. After all, they are still a century-old school of martial arts. The rules are strict and the bones are still alive.
But other colleagues are hard to say. You can do this kind of evil deed. What else is there that you dare not do?
Qiu Jiuling was still thinking whether he would stand up and show his support when Yang An was shaken so badly that he would get Yang An's favor, and then turn to himself.
"Hey, think too much ..."
Qiu Jiuling smiled and shook his head, this guy, when your host is so good, why come to the comic dialogue world to stir up, noisy!
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