Chapter 943: No culture is terrible
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 2021-03-01 09:53:50
Seriously, Shabei has now gradually become a funny role around Yang An. He is so unrestrained, the honest character from the open mouth has attracted a lot of fans.
Brindiamo is Italian, which means "toast". The two sentences sung by Shabe are "Toast Songs" sung by Pavarotti in "La Traviata"!
This string of people listened to the Italian songs in the mist and fog, but it is still possible for the layman to fool around, but just as someone knows, Yang An smiled and said, "Brother Sha, Brother Sha, don't sing, this song is called "Toast", is it appropriate to sing for newcomers? "
Shabe slumped his neck and said, "Why not? I wish the wine song to all guests, of course, it is in the mood!"
Yang Andao: "Toast is toast, blessing is blessing, these are two different things, OK ..."
The people nearby did not forget to strike: "No culture, it is terrible!"
Instead of arguing, Shabe turned his head and said, "Then I sing two songs! The previous song, Mr. Liu and I specially wished the new couple a hundred years of happiness and a happy life. Finally, they sang to all the guests, drank fine wine, and shared good times how about it?"
Yang An froze, he was speechless!
"Sing two more songs?"
"There is no limit to the number of songs."
"Hey, can I sing five?"
"I want to do a small concert too!"
"Just make a big party!"
"You are free, but everyone still has to remember to sing a song, you can celebrate as much as you want!"
The guests have opinions, the director is also full of bag, the extreme men can be too frustrating, these six people are really trying to make a fool, put forward a lot of whimsy, can even be said to be blind ideas, anyway, the recording scene is really happy Nope.
Shabei and Liu Feng paired up, a tenor dreamy combination, a famous host and the godfather of the domestic music industry, sang "My future is not a dream" at the Enron Art Festival Song Contest. This group definitely has something to watch!
And Sha Yi invited a sister Mo Wen, Zhang Yixing is still a mysterious killer who does not open the card, no one is a good team!
There were Yang An, Sun Honglei, and Huang Bo. The three of them looked at each other, and then sighed heavily.
"It's over! The strongest are taken away!"
"Can't you let me find Huang Xiao? Huang Xiao sings rock, will he sing a toast?"
"Yang Geer, you are better. If the song is not suitable, you can still write your own song. We are really finished. Who do you want us to choose?"
"Stop saying no more! Continue the game!"
The three revived and stood together to sprint.
To be honest, they are not worried about winning or losing. Judging from their many years of experience in performing variety shows, who should sing the song, not what they sing.
Their six groups are actually the star's popularity. The bigger the star, the better the effect on the scene. If the song is in place, or the bride and groom's tears are just punctuated, or the old man's tears are just clicked, the effect will be certain. Awesome!
Besides, even if I can't grab the answering machine, I just mix a lot of lenses. Today, this wave of careless recording is not a loss!
Guo Hongyang asked: "The next question is that in the Chinese wedding, the cave is a special place, which is exquisite in all aspects. Please tell at least four kinds of rules related to the cave. Everyone has agreed rules, please answer!"
Hula!
All three rushed out, and you rushed to grab me. Yang An even knocked on the answering device.
Guo Hongyang smiled: "Everyone fouled, I just said please answer quickly, I haven't shouted to start ... go back all!"
what?
The three were mad, and sent the director for a meal. The most foolish director in history is even more embarrassing than the running man's Sun Cannon.
This time, after confirming that they heard "Begin", the three men desperately scrambled. Yang An rushed to the first. As a result, Sun Honglei and Huang Bo pulled one arm together and lay him down to the ground, even his pants almost Pulled off.
When Yang An pressed his pants and lay on the floor and laughed, Sun Honglei and Huang Bo would fight for each other, push and squeeze, and fight together.
In the end, Huang Bo was a bit stronger. He held Sun Honglei's arms in both hands. Sun Honglei was not allowed to move. He lifted his on the table again and moved it a few times. He just used his to sit the answering device. task!
But the "ding" seemed to become a stuffy farting sound, making everyone around laughed, Yang An even laughed lying on the ground and couldn't get up, Sun Honglei almost knelt down: "Huang Bo, Uncle Huang, you Terrific, you are terrific, I served ... "
Huang Bo held the answering device, adjusted his hairstyle, and replied proudly: "Four customs, first, after the new bed is made, you must let the boys and girls roll again before the new couple can sleep on it. Do you have a hometown?"
"Have!"
Several people have answered yes, indeed there are such specialities in the North and South ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Especially in some areas where the preference for boys is more important, the boys must be designated to press the girls, and the girls are not allowed to go. Who is it.
Huang Bo put up two fingers: "Second, there are four things: red dates, peanuts, longan and lotus seeds under the pillow. Have a moral meaning of" Zao Sheng Gui Zi (Early Takako)? "
"Have!"
"No, right, we use sunflower seeds in our place and never use lotus seeds. How can there be lotus seeds in winter?"
"No problem, it ’s sunflower seeds, watermelon seeds, or lotus seeds. They all mean the same thing. They are the" sons "of Takako, and some are wrapped under a pillow, and some are sprinkled directly on the bed. The forms are not the same, anyway, that is the meaning! "
This is also a good moral, universal in the country, and conventional.
"Third, in traditional weddings, the bride's hijab must be picked up by a calendula in the cave. At other times during the wedding, including worship, the bride can't show her face! But this is an old custom in the past. In modern society, Even if it is a Chinese wedding, this rule is removed. If the bride does not show up, the wedding reception will not be fun. "
Huang Bo is right. In the past, feudal society was arranged by the parents. Young men and women did not know what the other was like before they got married. They could only listen to the matchmaker's oral description.
In the new society, most places in the country have long been freely in love. Before the marriage, the men and women have met and even lived together. Therefore, even the most old-fashioned remote mountain families will not overemphasize the need to open the hijab. Thing, this old custom is considered obsolete.
The last one, Huang Bo digs his head and thinks for a long time, but he is stuck!
Sun Honglei and Yang An applauded and laughed: "No, right? Can't find the fourth one?"